TSLA

can tsla tank today pls

Tsla chopping down on low volume i dont believe that shi

TSLA going up, NVDA going down, Ameritards selling , Europoors buying. WTF is this shit

Uh oh. If TSLA starts to dump, you know what that means.

$TSLA 150p jun '26 are only 1.72, a steal at that price

On a Venezuelan drug boat with tsla puts. How fukd am I?

Market rotation into TSLA.... It has what every stock could dream of: Manipulation and an attention whore of a CEO... EASY MONEY

Another fake pump to entice delusional bulls tsla to 500 then 450

Tsla still doing crazy work mine going to be worth more then meta..

TSLA is not a car company, so why do you worry

Technically the tsla put could still print..

Companies aren’t businesses anymore, they’re cults. SPY 700 EOY TSLA 550

Can we remove MSTR and drop TSLA price so the market can be normal again and i can continue DCA

TSLA dump in the morning because Elon is chopped

You thinking on sharting TSLA today? #Please dont

Holy yap sesh, i told him to buy tsla 500 idk if he listened tho

I’ve never felt safer buying LEAP puts on TSLA than in 1 month from now

TSLA 550 EOW, 700 EOY

TSLA has a perfectly normal P/E ratio of 317. It’s totally not being pumped ridiculously based on an unproven, untested future of slave driven cars and slave labor robots

#TSLA could announce they're immediately shutting down manufacturing of all vehicles, and the stock would surge to $1000

First time with TSLA?

Stands to reason that TSLA would still increase even if they cant actually sell cars in California.

Likely scenario TSLA starts the day pumps like 2.5% in the beginning of the day to clear all the shorts followed by slowly creeping down during the rest of the day.

Why the fuck is everyone talking about TSLA 😞

TSLA put call ratio is 0,58 lol

Tsla trading with a p/e of 333 isn't so bad. I mean people thought that enrons p/e of 70 was too high in 2000 and look what happened... I actually have tesla shares 🧑‍🦽

So TSLA moved a $100 in last 30 days, interesting

I think the announcement is that US is going to attack Venezuela with TSLA autobots using top tier data pipes given by PLTR Even then TSLA VALUATION DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKIN SENSE

Buying in the money puts on TSLA and selling otm puts to make poor man cover puts is the play. Wish me luck

Everyone is hyping TSLA. Has anyone thought, if you see Robotaxi with TSLA logo in the street. Will you buy a TSLA for yourself?

For tsla its up or down only

TSLA about to hit 500 in premarket what the actual fuck is this market lol

TSLA is squeezing even in overnight trading. It is a short torture machine lol

I remember someone calling me an idiot for having TSLA shares and it was going bankrupt. I dared him to buy $100k worth of puts and said he's going to do just that. Then Trump got elected and the stock doubled overnight. Hope the poor guy is ok...

Free bear BBQ for all TSLA bulls

Lots of new people here with tsla puts. They never learn

was there a tweet or why did tsla pop in AH again..

every year TSLA goes up for some stupid shit that even your 9 year old nephew would call a scam which ends with half this place being blown to bits from buying puts

tsla hitting $500 overnight

Tsla earnings in Jan bout to be the worst in many years. They hired many supervised robotaxi drivers/ managers and car sales are also down at the same time due to no ev credit and coin holdings are also down. Q4-Q1 2026 is gonna be lots of cash burn also

TSLA haters are getting ready for another ass hammering!

TSLA 500 tomorrow, got it

Is there a better investment than TSLA in recession?

So TSLA down to 460 would be lovely

TSLA top is in

Tsla defying the law of gravity and going up 🫩

I joked about buying TSLA a few days ago. why didn't I just fucking do it smh

Anyone buying tsla at these levels has small pp

If you dont get rich with the upcoming TSLA pump you're regarded as fuck and should never trade again

Musk's wealth level into perspective, consider that the Tesla Inc (NASDAQ:TSLA) and SpaceX CEO is now worth more than Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and Warren Buffett combined