TSLA

TSLA goes parabolic once people realize there are only like 3 decent cars under 40k and tesla is 2 of them. (Btw i hate tesla). Not a financial advisor. Not your mom. But you should go full port on TSLA tomorrow

TSLA harness the NVIDIA investment bullshittery powers and go up 20% so I can make my money back!

Why is my coworker texting me about a NVDA x TSLA partnership? LMAO

TSLA just announced INTC AI collab LOL nana proud

TSLA calls

I can believe ppl thought Tsla was going to announce an electric drone/plane project 😂

Tsla up on sympathy xai news.. or markets just doing market shit

My boss at work is long TSLA. Hope that shit crash and burn

Tsla invert cup and handle? Hopium then death? Poet HS forming one hour  One more pump to dump 

How is tsla only down 4%? There's no catalysts left

I hope TSLA goes to 28 so ita fairly valued, might buy some shares then

I hope TSLA goes to 475 so my calls can print

Just get back from college to find out TSLA spanked the fuck out of me today, wtf...

The next catalysts for TSLA to break $500 will be for it to close at $420.69. Thats why we keep trading in that range!

TSLA is a trash company 

Got your calls for TSLA bounce tomorrow. Elon's gotta let his meatriders exit.

Should have sold my tsla calls yesterday 🫤

TSLA looken like it wants to take a dump tomorrow

A TSLA-ACHR collab announcement would happen after market close. It could still happen as a separate announcement. There were 2 separate teaser videos. I’m hitting the copium hard right now but until 10/7 ends my calls still have a chance.

They say TSLA is too high but when the fuckbots come out it’s gonna 10x

So what happened with the whole ACHR TSLA thing. Someone made a killing selling those calls

JOBY announced a $500m stock offering, ACHR down because *no* surprise there’s no TSLA partnership or deal going on despite the regards in ACHR sub pumping a rumour that there would be lol

Maybe the TSLA announcement that may pertain to evtls

Really hope we have a good up day on TSLA I have 5k in weekly 455 calls. Well now it’s like 2k :/, hope it’s up by Friday.

I avoid tsla because it's always playing a different game and I don't care to learn it. That said, I bought weeklies near close based on the sole observation I've made about the stock: every time it looks like a sell the news event, it inexplicably rips the next day. Optimus was the important part of the release anyway, not the cars. It's obviously a robotics company at this point that sells cars on the side.

Bought back more TSLA at 433 and 433.5; good deal.

who got cooked by tsla calls?

Protip: TSLA is not a car company.

Lol tsla retards 😂

Damn TSLA sucks

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God I wanna get calls on TSLA sooooo bad but fuck them

how many regards lost tens of thousands of dollars betting on ACHR and TSLA announcements today?

TSLA didnt mention enough AI LMFAO

Is it a bubble when regards think TSLA was going to announce flying cars today?

TSLA is going to V back right? Right guys?! Please…

Classic sell the news with TSLA

TSLa falling off a cliff

Elon: We're gonna release a cheaper car. The market: Who cares! TSLA -3%

New “affordable” Model Y barely made it in under $40k MSRP. People were hoping for closer to $35k or lower and no more EV credit. RIP TSLA

is TSLA fukt?

LMAO TSLA

Calls or puts I always get burned by TSLA. I just need to stop trading it

Presumably no tsla collab confirmation has people taking their gains from yesterday

Tsla too much fun today

If TSLA announces chip agreement with INTC the stock market will moon so hard fuck god I am full of hopium and leveraged to the tits

tsla news after market ? and maybe archr ,got poet 8calls lol dumb regarded market could pump

TSLA pump up like +5% when they announce whatever then dump soon after like -10%

>ELMO: INTRODUCING THE BRAND NEW TSLA $2 TRILLION COMPENSATION PACKAGE. BECAUSE $1 TRILLION WASN'T ENOUGH

If Elmo makes sex robots do we full port into tsla?