TSLA

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Guys, I'm shorting TSLA, wish me luck

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Thebaxxxx made a bet that TSLA would go to 465.0 within **5 days** when it was 476.819 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

#Ban Bet Lost /u/IndependentUsual7444 made a bet that TSLA would go to 505.0 within **2 days** when it was 488.947 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 8 wins and 22 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

If tsla can, so can cvna. Fraudsters gonna fraud.

I hate that stock almost as much as TSLA.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Pura700c made a bet that TSLA would go to 461.6951482 within **3 days** when it was 488.618 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

When does TSLA release self-riding sex robots?

TSLA is the Katy Perry of stonks. Instead of big ol’ tiddies as the main source of gravity, it’s a financial suicide pact signed by shareholders back during the big rona. Don’t think about this too hard. Just remember the following: >!🫲tiddies🫱!<

Saw the recent Epstein files, its all redacted and I thought my phone was taking a long time loading them. Anyways SPY to 700 and TSLA and MSTR to 0 by EOW

#Ban Bet Lost /u/unikuenobody made a bet that TSLA would go to 451.19311600000003 within **3 days** when it was 485.99 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 104 wins and 112 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

There was an article today cant find it anymore where an analyst said the dmv ruling shouldn't affect tsla because they have 60 days to change the marketing. The marketing that tsla said the cars drive themselves. That they are using to raise the stock price from 200 to ath promising robotaxis. They legally can't say cars drive themselves.

TSLA shareholders deadass think Elmo is Lisan Al-Ghaib I guess his 2018 "pay packages of a hundred some odd billion finally made it through the courts 🙄

#Ban Bet Lost /u/mewhoyoudontknow made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **3 days** when it was 484.818 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/stock_dude9 made a bet that TSLA would go to 470.0 within **1 day** when it was 482.249 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 40 wins and 65 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Fuck TSLA. Thanks, that’s it

What’s even funnier is that a little over 7 years ago, I was a working moron, but now, thanks to TSLA among othes, I never have to work again. hehe hehe Think about that.

Carvanna was added to sp becouse pumping tsla to 4 trillion to manipulate the market was a bit too insane to sell to the layman (and why goldman said tsla 3000 would happen). So carvanna is added - a stock everyone can get angry at and short so the sp can pump it and move spy according to plan.

I think any stock attached to an etf is probobly manipulated as fuck at this point based on what im seeing, sad times. The etf is the machine, the stocks are the levers they pull. Thats why either tsla or cvna pump when everything else on sp500 fizzles becouse it provides the leverage. They choose tesla becouse thats where all the puts and shorts are.

TSLA will have negative income and still worth 10 trillion. Don't fight Americans

Twitter is full of pro Russian bots, Try to attack TSLA. The backlash is biblical.

Congrats to all who had TSLA 500c LMAO

Did anyone see a huge green jump and then it immediately corrected? I was looking at TSLA when it happened for me.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **3 days** when it was 489.848 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 14 wins and 21 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA and NVDA not even moving

A big green day for the market and TSLA closing red? Santa bbbbbby. 🥵

literally the second i sell my TSLA 0TDE for a 90% loss, the biggest candle appears lol fuck this shit

RIVN up 8% with TSLA down 0.25% is eye opening.

sell tsla calls?

How many country’s gdp did Tsla move today?

TSLA META AMZN all banned most manipulated trash stocks that do everything to kill options being played on it

Fuck TSLA holy fucking shit die and fucking burn you piece of shit company

TSLA 0DTEs are actual crack

TSLA puts my butt says no but my guts say yes

When is the djt and TSLA rug pull scheduled for?

Tsla pumping. Time to close out for the day lol

I don’t feel bad going bankrupt shorting tsla

Market can pump for all I care, just let TSLA drill to earths core

Tsla always reverses so quick, it’s ridiculous

TSLA needs to go back to its real position at 150

TSLA, you turd

Sooo... TSLA is basically SPY Inverse ETF

TSLA down GOOG up NOW

I full ported Tsla 0dtes today at 485 lol

TSLA DOWN CRYPTO DOWN REAL STOCKS UP GOD IS FUCKING GOOD

Thanks for another opportunity to load 0dte tsla puts . Free money 

TSLA just needs to die already

TSLA always drops on opex days