TSLA

TSLA to pump for no reasons.... yep everything back to normal

Sold more TSLA at 440.5 (cost 433.3, 434) and took profit, 💰💰 Oh yeah Friday Pump.

Sold my TSLA calls for a loss in the morning f me

Nobody commenting on easily the most vile TSLA pump this year. This is a bad one. Especially with BTC at 105 and falling. Such a fucking joke lol.

tsla making me wanna quit work

Fucking A TSLA got the rocket for no reason whatsoever yet again

Making back my TSLA call loses from yesterday with TSLA call profits from today

Kept selling TSLA at 437 (cost 430) and took profit, 💰 wow

TSLA +10% kinda day

Sold some TSLA at 434 (cost 421.5, 423.5) and took 💰💰 boooyah Friday Pump finally

surely TSLA wont go green during the day like every day

What we thinking about $tsla today with earnings coming up

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

My father told me there are stocks other than Spy, NVDA and TSLA. I put him in a home.

Bought more TSLA at 425, Friday Pump

I’ll hold my tsla bags through the day

All I want is market to drop enough to get out of this TSLA short. Gdammit drop ya filthy animal

Yeah that's why puts are so evil.  You can 100% know a stock is going to crater _eventually_ (QUBT, TSLA) but you gotta time it or you lose your shit. And with irrational stocks that's basically impossible.

Would be nice if we could just offer up TSLA and PLTR to $0 instead of experiencing red across the board but noo

The markets feel dead but somehow AMD is still 200+ and TSLA is 400+ so calls...right?

This dump can't be truly satisfying until TSLA goes below 400

Bulls: Gold is a crazy ponzi bubble. Also bulls: Yeah give me some of that TSLA, RGTI and a side of SPY.

TSLA 200 45D

My TSLA calls are worthless hahaahaja 🤡

SPY -20% in the next 4 months. NVDA 125, TSLA 190 coming near your theater

I AM REQUESTING TSLA TO 400 TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Y’all remember when $tsla partnered $achr for a day? That was fun.

I’m ready for TSLA all time highs tomorrow. It’s time.

You missed out on TSLA, BTC.. and now you’ll miss out on GLD/SLV too 😂

I just want TSLA back to $400 so i can buy some shares before earnings, the dip keeps stopping before i can get in

I’m gonna need TSLA at $500 tomorrow. Thank you!

$112 in 9 mins off TSLA not much but it’s a win 🫡

AMD is gonna be the new TSLA/PLTR. Completely ignore market trends and have a P/E that just keeps growing

Oh man if TSLA breaks below 425 this has room down

$TSLA still flying way too high

#calls on tsla, puts on nvda

Sold my TSLA puts at the absolute peak of the pump sheesh

If you want to age ten years in 2 hours, open a weekly option trade on TSLA

You can buy whatever OTM strike on TSLA as long as it’s at least 6 months out

TSLA bro, just one more dump, bro. I swear it's last time, bro. Just a bit. Bro, please, just one more, bro.

TSLA is the most rational stock ever

Silver is the new TSLA

Of all the crazy things I see in the market TSLA being at this ridiculous of a valuation on declining revenue and sales is the most nuts

TSLA should buy more silver and get to work.

Sold some TSLA at 437 (cost 426.5) and took profit, 💰

Insane move on TSLA wtf is happening

Why do I want to yolo 1dte TSLA puts

All in to buy put nvda and Tsla. They are extremely overvalued right now

super bearish on TSLA in here today….bulls spent $32M yesterday on December $520s lol

Please just make TSLA crash suddenly to $250 so I can quit my job. You can make TSLA come right back afterward if you want