TSLA

!banbet $TSLA -2.5% 2D or I buy an Optimus sex robot

I hope you're quick to sell TSLA tomorrow..........got a bad feeling it's gonna drill

People buying TSLA unironically at this valuation are completely insane. You guys listen to any of this call? Insane.

TSLA staying green after all that is hilarious. 🤣 I’m done trying to make sense of it.

How the hell is TSLA holding these levels?

TSLA stonk will finally crash when this AI hype dies

Is there hope for my TSLA put?

TSLA iv was 93% for 2dtes...tmrw open will be brutal for all tsla option holders 😭 Hope that ur itm for META options if ur shortdated lmao

Sick, my meager gains from TSLA earnings are shot from this low-ass energy call, AND my rare earths just got kicked in the dick from US govnt retreating from price floors..(again mind you, after Health care insurance 2 days ago) feels bad man

They were right that TSLA is not a car company. Lmao cause they’re killing off the S and X. Soon the 3 and Y will be gone as well when China floods CA and EU with their EVs

TSLA down but MSFT on the way up. Thats the way it should be 😤

Son of a fucking bitch go *down*, TSLA. Your CEO is currently saying their business model is to make the Will Smith version of I, Robot real

TSLA made a 2 bil investment in XAi, and there are 3.5 bil shares out in TSLA, so that means for every $435 share of TSLA, you get over 57 cents of an investment in XAi! What a value!

After hours pump and dumps: TSLA Rare earths miners (USAR, UUUU, MP, etc)

TSLA.  Do the world a favor and continue dropping.  I chose ITM puts and would appreciate the gift for my wise-ish decision. I haven't been a good boy this year, but I've been good before in the past.

TSLA and MSFT better not drag META down with it before open tomorrow!

Bye TSLA

don't tease me TSLA

TSLA is some bullshit and a sign of an unhealthy economy.

I’m ghey bear but a smart one , tsla gonna shit it self

LMFAO TSLA

Wtf tsla uuuu

views around tesla & reddit outside rth trading -? What happened w reddit Whats your take on tsla tom?

I've listened to multiple TSLA calls. This one is the worst by far

Buying TSLA after the earnings call requires the kind of faith usually reserved for Martian abductions and diet pills.

Unbelievable how appealing for groupies is Molusk’s bullshit. So tsla car business is dead, at CES there were like 4 robots made by the same Chinese guys who took away the EV business far more impressive than optimus, and yet this guy managed to convince a tone of people he can turn dust to gold. And btw, he took 2 billions to finance his other pocket in xai fantasy and investors are like: thank you. Surreal

I listened to META and then now TSLA. Professionals and then, oh my god, regards

I hate TSLA but please, you dont have to be thaaaat retarded. the story was always fake. clearly no one gives a fuck. it gets bought up with everything else.

TSLA is going red tomorrow isn't it?

Tsla just went red😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sold the top on TSLA before that dump. yeet yeeet

TSLA😂🤡

20B capex spending for TSLA expected 11B lol

Yeah TSLA gonna end deeeep red. The fable is fake af and everyone knows it

omg this earnings call for tsla is unhinged i have had to rewind it a few times wtf

There is not enough TSLA ridiculing comments here. Keep ‘em coming boys. Squeeze these creative neurons

TSLA and MSFT might fuck META gains tomorrow. Terrible earnings call

First time listening to TSLA earnings call and it’s more regarded than I imagined 

Elmo spending TSLA $ on xAI and pushing robots more than cars as their main business line now seems about right.

Tsla bulding optimus prime instead cars🤣🤣🤣

TSLA and CVNA are the only two stocks I hate on… literal fraud.

Optimus robots will be the new terminators that hunt down people who shorted TSLA before earnings

Elon where's the tsla roadster been like 8 years since you took pre-orders for that thing

yo tsla shareholders paying that Xai bill lmfaooooooo

I thought optimus robots ARE cars, I’m so confused rn. In other news apparently yes, tsla is not even a car company, the cult was right all along.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278 made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **4 days** when it was 447.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 36 wins and 106 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

This might be a mild exaggeration - but listening to Musk right now - TSLA to $500 by end of week. Not vouching for the veracity of the information.

TSLA at 1.4T while getting rid of revenue makers. Hilarious

TSLA shareholders are f’ing hilarious. Some of the things they cheer for are just bonkers.

tsla will create flying cars, dominate the robot market, will maybe create cars for the moon. it's the everything company