TSLA

TSLA here we go

I need TSLA to crash to 400 tomorrow so I can sell my TSLQ 3:1 splitted bullshit

Saw someone comment that TSLA is like 270x future earnings and would take 270 years or some bullshit to justify the price. Bro, I heard a similar argument went TSLA was like a $20B market cap. Fundamentals don't matter much silly.

was counting on $TSLA pre-earnings run up, getting a bit worried here

tsla could use a 100 to 1 split

Implied move for TSLA ER is +/- 6.8% LMAOOOOOO

Tsler bros don't forget to vote to give melon 30x times of tsla accum net income

Its like you guys don’t even believe in FSD next year for TSLA earning tomorrow

GLD is the most volatile meme stock in the world. TSLA is old news

tsla $450 today?

Cell phones destroyed all society. Positions: Selling TSLA puts for pennies cause I lost my Testicles in 2009 GFC.

I'm going TSLA 400 EOM  Earnings will be Meh The new car will be the Tesla Weinermobile.  Robots aren't ready. AI is not as good as anyone else. 

I feel like tsla is a tad overvalued. 

Tsla will save me

die TSLA die and die some more before earnings

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What’s the chances of TSLA hitting $500 this week ..probably the same as Mariners winning tonight 😭

I don't care if the market wants to go retarded but can it rotate out of some of the more retarded things like tsla and mstr first?

2 days until not car company earning, r cats&dogs won't cut it. You fks are stuck with my shit posting again !banbet TSLA 410 5d

Calls my man, last 8 quarters TSLA has made a +5-10% move in the week following earnings.

Ok Calls or Puts for TSLA earnings? Basically the question is… is Elmo still on Ketamine and tweaking or has he finally locked in?

Friendly reminder that TSLA had its WORST er on record in July and still went up.

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Imagine going long ORCL short TSLA, that's my life these last few days, i want a re-do

I’m 1/6 in option trading so I’m going to sacrifice $1000 and buy TSLA Puts

Or they’ll disappoint and go up similar to Tsla 

If GOOGL and TSLA swap share prices, I'd still be long Google and short Tesla

TSLA is going to kill numbers this week. It seems like they pumped out cars expecting them to all sell by Sept. The lot by me was over flowing all summer and getting worse and worse and now nothing is left. Do what you want with this info. Me, anit doing shit. Tsla to risky. The other countries dips might be too much.

!p tsla

Puts on TSLA if they don’t release flying robotaxis with Megan Fox sex robots on Wednesday

Shorting TSLA before earnings is a rite of passage

Short TSLA

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I said to my self never play TSLA for earning and I did it again 🥲

TSLA $300  it's time. 

Don't make your numbers, lower forecast, miss all product timelines? TSLA 500

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!banbet TSLA 470 30h

6k short on tsla

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ELV 350p 11/21 MOH 195p 11/21 PHM 126p 10/24 Want to short TSLA so bad.....

TSLA gonna report it's sold 3 cars in US and 1 car in EU last quarter, i.e. 4 cars total and SPY will crash to 600

Short TSLA, but don't fucking touch options.  It life's on borrowed time and short squeezes.  Interest on borrowed stock is laugh worthy. 

TSLA should be $50 who the fuck is buying this shit?

MM pushing TSLA down so they can load up before earnings robot announcement

amazing how the market up so much and everything dumping or fading: avgo, rddt, tsla, nvda, etc.

TSLA calls or puts going into earnings

TSLA such a stupit stonk

These TSLA puts too damn expensive

STC 1x TSLA 10/24 435c @22.35; 18.54 -> 22.35; 21% profit STC 1x TSLA 10/24 440c @20; 17.41 -> 20; 15% profit