TSLA

will TSLA do regard stuff and recover? 👀

TSLA should be in the 300s by tm

I like how we're impressed TSLA investors are finally smart enough to sell the stock, but if any other company had a quarter like that, it'd be down 20% or more this morning.

Why didn't MSFT just make shit up like TSLA? Are they stupid?

All that (long NTM c, diagonalized plus way OTM c further out) for break-even. Lesson learned. Again. (TSLA.)

Damn TSLA rlly might be dead, is this the end? Finally?

I already dropped it like couple of days ago for meta yesterday and made some money. Tsla is a good dip buying thing but need close to $400 so I can go back in

TSLA dumps every earning and then does a ripper about 2 weeks later. First time?

TSLA discontinuing 2 models to start optimus is the most retarded shit ive heard

If you are truly a TSLA bull get out of your longs today and buy back in cheaper. TSLA dumping after bad earnings is a sign that big boy money has given up on the fraudelon lies.

TSLA green by noon and then end -0.5% MSFT crab walk until an 11am dump to -12% before climbing to -8% EOD. +2% tmrw I have no idea what I’m saying

Anybody long TSLA now is legit retarded. CEO turned a 1.5 T company into a startup. Who tf wants to buy an optimus dont be regarded.

Elon has hit the end of his rope. It’d be smart to sell TSLA NOW!

Perfect setup for $TSLA $515

Just drop to $420 TSLA ... you know you want it.

Tsla go back to the shadow YOU CANNOT PASSSSSS

TSLA falling off a cliff 👀

Duuude...Tsla puts were such easy money this morning 

lol TSLA. Such ABUNDANCE

Don't mean to brag, but I made 20% on TSLA puts.  And got the fuck out...

TSLA to 400 today will be hilarious

TSLA red…world stating to make sense again. It should be redder though.

Tsla is a $60 stock

"Wait, the sex robots were a scam all along!" screams TSLA investor as he sobers up for the first time in years.

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150% tsla!

I got cooked on both MSFT & TSLA. Can I get an award or something

TSLA 😂

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>CNN: TSLA IN TALKS TO CONVERT ADDITIONAL FACTORIES INTO SYNTHETIC GOLD AND SILVER REFINERIES 

TSLA might -50% from here, the grift is becoming clear to even the most regarded bulls like Dan Ives

I’m going to call it: TSLA insolvent within the next 10 years

Tsla is gonna open flat lmao

The number of deaths on the TSLA options chain bro

Calls on TSLA. Just got my prerelease Optimus and I told it I wanted it to fuck me like my wife. It just laid on the bed and scrolled social media. Hell it even yawned. Then it gave me divorce papers and took all my money.

So let me get this straight, TSLA is planning to switch an entire factory to instead of making cars make robots and this is not a massive warning signal for anyone? Their sales are down, less people are buying their cars and other EV brands (China) are becoming more and more competitive each year. Fuck it stocks only go up

People usually sat out something like nvda in 2025 of tsla in 2021 they think lightening will strike again.

​​$TSLA fan boys finding out their undies are wet

TSLA red by open

Fall of CRVA, TSLA and NFLx would be epic

Gotta love how TSLA is up while MSFT is down 🤡🤡🤡

Need TSLA to do what carvana did yesterday

musk seen sending tsla share price updates to satya

Let me tell you about yesterday. Bought and sold COPX, then bought ITM TSLA puts.

Will CVNA and TSLA ever die

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2 things are going to happen at the open. People will start dumping the tsla to take some profits. And start buying the msft dip

To whomever bought my 9 short TSLA 2/20 puts. [Thank you for 10k <3](https://i.imgur.com/aFfDwJR.png)

TSLA mooning ah on declining revenue is the lolz I come here for. How much of the upcoming $20B capex is just going to be incinerated by xai to "train the robots"?