TSLA

Closing out my short IC on TSLA depending how big the move is (or isn't).

Prediction: Elon announces Baron will be the new CFO and head of crypto investments for the next three years. There will be no mention of car sales. TSLA flies for a 70% overnight gain.

TSLA rug pull after going up

#WOW TSLA >!hasn't reported yet.!<

When tsla earnings?

TSLA bulls 🤣😂🤣

TSLA $480 woo, it's all computer baby!

I need TSLA @500 to keep the house..

Bitch that I didn’t trade TSLA earnings and bitch that I didn’t do what it did.

No play but here to watch TSLA. Had a great day today.

Full port TSLA puts.

Tsla 960 call hail Mary locked and loaded

TSLA going up or down a lot on earning is too obvious. It will thus not move at all.

First. TSLA gonna crater.

!banbet TSLA 500 4h

TSLA will moon because everyone expects it to tank

How many minutes until TSLA shrek?

Teslas last earnings they had 140 million cash left. There's no fuckin way they beat EST. TSLA to 500

"TSLA Shakes Off Horrendous Earnings Report And Hits All Time High"

tsla calls?

CHATGPT SAID TSLA +6% AH

Good luck to all you brave regards playing TSLA options. May you win or lose money

do not touch TSLA. I am warning you guys. You cannot win that shit. It is not rational. STOP IT

15 mins to glory. Who’s got TSLA puts?

Time to get even or get even worse with TSLA calls

TSLA collab with OPEN AI? Autonomous Dildos?

I don't care if TSLA goes to 500  I'm not selling these puts.  They go to the grave with me. 

wonder what the bullshit narrative will be today for why tsla doesn't dump on earnings on this totally not growing growth stock

This could get uglier if TSLA tanks after earnings.

TSLA saving us or killing us

PLTR, TSLA, MSTR to zero to heal the world

i have a good feeling im about to become a TSLA bagholder today

>CNN: TSLA SHARES SKYROCKET AFTER REPORTING RECORD CYBERTRUCK SALES TO OTHER MUSK OWNED COMPANIES

Already nauseous thinking it’s all on TSLA to see where indexes go

tsla theta burn earning. watch

Tsla will probably rally tbh. No logic needed

Many stocks are in Oversold territory now. *Checks TSLA* Fuck.

Imagine when TSLA gives trash guidance. Market might just off itself

Can't wait for the real dip after tsla earnings

So anyone got the early TSLA leaked earnings? Can't be good right? Most of all my pennies are in TSLA. I will accept your downvotes as I see your other picks.

TSLA is going to finish the job tonight.

Can't wait for TSLA to join the correction. Most overvalued stock in market right now.

TSLA earnings day and noone is talking about it

TSLA Q3-- total sales are 10 dollars as we sold a spare wheel but AI, AI, AI, robots, robots robots in 2999-- stock up 50%

TSLA earnings prediction they will have a huge miss on every metric but musk will say they are planning to sell 1 trillion optimus robots by the end of 2026 and the stock will rally 500%

$TSLA is about to double miss and still pump 8% on Elon promising robot slaves by Christmas

TSLA earnings is upon us, calls or puts

Life ain't fair...TSLA can post dogshit number and it'll go up, but when I do dogshit work I get fired

TSLA $240 EOY. 

Nothing would make me happier than for TSLA to shit the bed -20% this afternoon after earnings.