TSLA

Great time to double down on my tsla puts

TSLA puts right here

TSLA puts. Shit company cannot keep going up

I have a clue for TSLA bulls:  Musk feels entitled to 100% of that equity and he is going to drain it by merging with his other companies at an absolutely regarded, purely science fiction valuation.

For real TSLA wtf lol

The TSLA sub is literally filled with DIAMOND HANDS and short ladder attack. BEARISH

I think TSLA pumps today, then gives up its gains next week. TSLA and 0DTEs are a scalpers wet dream

Fuck TSLA. What a fucking scam

TSLA is not a sexbot and AI company, it’s a rocket company apparently.

TSLA that’s a big shrek cock right there lol

Oh maybe im the regard for not buying TSLA look at that SHREK

TSLA shares might as well come with ball gags and gimp suits at this point.

Who are the regards buying TSLA now. I want to laugh at them 2 months from now

How is TSLA still green, fucking clown market

Tsla wont get up FUCK

Time to dump your TSLA shares

I should have bough TSLA calls in this retarded market

Hmm kinda wanna buy TSLA puts. Simply because it really feels like Elon has given up on TSLA. SpaceX and xAI merger = TSLA becomes a blank check milking machine for ELON.

TSLA needs to make up its mind. go back to the high of the AM

When TSLA bubble gonna pop ?

Gitem TSLA!

Massive TSLA candle

TSLA 0dte calls. Super easy

If you feel bad for losing money on SLV calls remember that some people shorted TSLA

It’s hilarious rn that MSFT and TSLA are green but everyone else is red AF

If TSLA isn’t gonna dump today, the market is over, might aswell sell everything else too

Good lord they murdered gold. Also can you please pump TSLA back up to 435 by open? Thanks

mu is overpriced, sndk is overpriced, tsla is overpriced its all buy high, sell higher

Apple kills it Tesla profits down by 46% APPL red, TSLA green. What is even happening?

Their earnings will once again be lackluster, much like TSLA

The amount of times I have turned the wrong burner on an electric 4 plate stove is too high. Positions: TSLA

Elon just wants his 1 trillion payout He couldn't handle watching TSLA fall after earnings 😂🤣😂

If you’re a spaceX investor you’re mad because every dollar TSLA goes up as result of this news should reduce SpaceX valuation an equal amount right? If not then as a TSLA investor you should be pissed that you’re going to have your TSLA shares massively diluted to merge with SpaceX at some insane 1-2 trillion valuation. 

Odds that TSLA eventually pivots to being a car company after the "orbital AI data centers manned by androids" thing doesn't work out?

This market is so retarded. So you hype TSLA for possible merger with xAI? With the company that burns 1b per month and produces kids nudes for it and mechahitler?  That makes you regards but it again, at P/E of 250.0 ?  Because TSLA has too much profitability currently? 

#MU and SNDK added to MAG7 to replace MSFT and TSLA LMAO🤌

Idiots didn’t put their life savings in SNDK and MU. Losers playing TSLA and APPL losers.

Elon is pivoting from cars to robots. How is TSLA not drilling to the core. This is a hilarious ticking time bomb…

Imagine everything is deep red, but you bought TSLA puts and its up almost 3%

Chat, is the TSLA & Space X merger a massive breach of fiduciary duty?

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WHO TF IS KEEPS INVESTING IN TSLA?? I WANT NAMES

If TSLA bleeds this whole pump it will lose 400 in the next day or two.

Jesus. Elon learned from Trump Just say some random shit to pump your stock (SpaceX - TSLA merger). Then the pull back will still be higher than you were before. Rinse and repeat and lie your way to a trillion dollar payout. Take your trillion and leave a smoking hole behind.

Good evening chat, I just got out of my cryogenic sensory deprivation chamber. Before that I had full ported 1DTE 400 strike TSLA puts. I'd imagine they're doing quite we...... OH SWEET JESUS

Wtf was the motivation behind the alternate day expiration on them stocks bro, fuck that. Either every stock goes there or none do. Accidentally bought Monday TSLA options because of my retarded ass

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In all seriousness. Broadcom should be in the MAG7 over TSLA.