TSLA

Need Elmo to tweet something bullish. I'm bigly green on the day but that TSLA 485c is a fucking eyesore

TSLA, "I can go lower"

TSLA dropping but my call option premium not falling that much, even theta gang is getting fucked on this one

TSLA 500 wen?

TSLA trash

All the tsla 500 bros taking it up ass

nature is healing spy green while Tsla red

TSLA bleeding out all day in a total-market rally. Never touching this shit again for at least a month

TSLA why you bleeding bro? Thought 500 was today? 🤣

TSLA with the stairs up elevator down pattern 8x in a row today. You know just trying new things and shaking it up a bit

I’m fucking crying Mango calling for the market to behave in accordance to fundaments No wonder we’re up, the Wall Street crooks didn’t want to be planted into the files for the fuckery they’ve been doing like pumping TSLA non stop

Tsla is the new sqqq

Is TSLA almost done being the only red eyesore in a sea of green yet?

Dam really needed TSLA to hit 480

TSLA 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

TSLA closes green, doesnt it.  FFS.

I’m not mad TSLA, just disappointed..

TSLA calls? 0dte

TSLA stuck in neutral.

I'm going to stay short 🌽, spy can do whatever it wants. Also tsla pls cliff dive

lol tsla going back to 420 in the new years

rip tsla

#Ban Bet Lost /u/tystysbaby made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 478.965 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 30 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA sales down 40% in EU is fine because it’s only like 2 less cars sold there

Need TSLA to go up unfortunately to help SPY get to ATH faster

Can TSLA rug to 450 real quick for me? I promise you can go to 550 if you go to 450 first, deal?

Tsla going up?

GOOG calls from yesterday into TSLA calls, send it 

TSLA dump so that it hits 500 on Christmas eve

500000000 PORT WORST ENEMY- TSLA

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!banbet TSLA -20% 45d

TSLA need to say something about rockets

TSLA is green!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

TSLA 520

Mags except TSLA pumping, we’re healing Bers are so fokd

TSLA hasnt moved at all ..

Guh can TSLA just pump to 500 please i promise i will close out my calls

I guess tsla just likes 487

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!banbet TSLA $495 6h

The year is 2060, TSLA still hasn’t delivered a roadster. SPY is 683.

Move your 🌽 to the safe haven currency of TSLA (lol)

Hi i bought TSLA at 498 because I was impressed at the recent articles about its ability to go up after burning people alive and sales decreasing 30% year over year Wen duble? Thx

It is a statistical improbability that i am wrong every time. TSLA Christmas miracle pump please.

I don’t wanna play with you anymore, TSLA

MMs closing out TSLA longs in preparation of long holidays?

TSLA. There can only be one highlander

TSLA OR RKLB CALLS???

do i dare say tsla calls??