TSLA

Forcing myself to wait on buying a TSLA call since there’s bound to be a dip next week

F elon F elon Feels like sour hour soon, but then again my gut feeling is always wrong so TSLA 440Cs?

Tsla looks like it will close around 450 today

how tf is TSLA the only green ticker on my watchlist? 🤣

I think TSLA optimists are foreign (Saudi) and they're just not aware of how dumb Elmo is. That's my theory

TSLA TSLA say that you love me

Scrolling through Elons twitter to see if there's any reason why TSLA is pumping and all I see is AI gifs and UK politics. The old Elon spams Tesla all day.

SpaceX is worth more alone than combined with TSLA, no way Elon merges them together. SpaceX and xAI makes so much more sense. He will most like IPO SpaceX together with xAI then officially start circle jerking, funnel and squeeze as much as he can from TSLA to pump SpaceX and xAI. NVDA proof of concept.

blows my mind that out of all these mag7 stocks, TSLA is doing the best today

'Elon musk denies claims on TSLA and SpaceX merger, SpaceX is more closely aligned with xAI"

TSLA is now like a thai whore: "Are you a robotics company?" - "Yes, baby, I'm anything you want me to be." "Are you an AI company?" - "Yes, baby, I'm anything you want me to be." "Are you a space company?" - "Yes, baby, I'm anything you want me to be." "Are you a car company?" - "Shut your mouth, buy the stock and lets fuck"

Investors fleeing to safe haven assets like $TSLA

Big sellers on tsla , will end day at 420

Had a feeling about TSLA today. Bad entry but basically sold the top +131%

Imagine algos decide to start selling TSLA, just to fuck with both bulls and bears.

AAPL: “We sold more iPhones than ever before. The AirPods are so popular that we need to ramp up production” Market: “Meh” TSLA: “Profits down a shit ton. We’re gonna do robots that don’t really work well though” Market: “🤑🤑🤑🤪🤪🤑🤪🤪🤑”

market rotating out of risky speculative assets like JPM UNH and MSFT into safe heaven TSLA

Elon literally announced a scam and TSLA go brrrrrr 🤡

I wish nothing but absolute shit to TSLA and Leon. Such a fucking scam. Absolute fucking scam

So many here were like TSLA puts at open free money How can people be so wrong

So with SpaceX merger, TSLA cured cancer or something. LMAO

!banbet TSLA $420.69 1d

MSFT beat earnings: -11% TSLA has no earnings: +5% You cant make this shit up HAHAH

it was better tsla and spy puts and i went w puts

TSLA was at 440 before the disastrous earnings. Somehow we are back there again. Elon PUMP no wonder TSLA shareholders love him so much.

TSLA up MSFT down. Makes total sense 👌

LOL, AAPL price is down....TSLA is up....stock prices are meaningless bullshit.

Jarvis, what’s the P/E ratio for TSLA stock?

Die TSLA solve world Hunger? Or Just elon Squad and billinaire Friends pumping His bank Account for No reason?

TSLA is the biggest scam stock of the century

I’m such a pussy. I knew TSLA was going to squeeze and I still didn’t pull the trigger.

I dont even see these TSLA orders on the ARCA order book man wtf is pumping this

Is there any news on TSLA ?

at this point it has been years since I touched the stock but it still fills me with pure white-hot rage every time TSLA has a day like this

Back to pre-earnings is crazy. TSLA is a certified bear hunter damn.

TSLA is so retarded man

TSLA moves like a cult or mob of zombies

tsla is so fcking stupid

TSLA casually up 5% for now reason

I have no position in either company. But how the hell are people dumping AAPL and buying TSLA after those ERs? Insane.

TSLA is such a fucking joke. I can’t believe you guys are buying that garbage company.

tired of the fraud TSLA pumps, boss

Let’s see if I can time tsla 0dte puts

I swear Tsla will declare bankruptcy one day and the stock will just absolutely fucking moon makes no sense

And yet tsla stays green…

I am going to bet my left nut that SpaceX IPO bankers balked at the $1.5 trillion valuation and Musk is just throwing his typical tantrum talking about merging with xAI and TSLA when he doesn't get his way. Prediction (1/30/26): SpaceX will not IPO at over half that $1.5 trillion, and will finish 2026 under $500 billion valuation. Only suckers will buy SpaceX now with 10 better companies nipping at its heels.

Tsla 🤡🤡🤡🤡

$TSLA new asset safe haven

TSLA SpaceX merger totally a real, legal thing and obviously why mention that to shareholders on the quarterly earnings call two days ago.

Damn and sold my TSLA calls too early today too. Fuck me man keep making the right plays but selling too soon