TSLA

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 30-Jan-2026 06:35 PM -05

Epstein files today: Musk emails reveal he wanted to visit Epstein's island for quote "wildest party." TSLA today: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

TSLA to $6,000 in 2 weeks

Just got long TSLA on this post. 

32k into TSLA June 350 puts. Honestly the spaceX stuff will never happen, and this is just a sell the news event that everyone had already priced into the stock.  The earnings report was terrible and TSLA is literally going to go back to being unprofitable next year. It’s a joke that TSLA bulls have not realized Elon just wants to rob retail of liquidity  anyway possible and he does so by selling narratives to the most gullible people on the planet.  All that said, he builds cool rockets and I’ll always respect him for that. Those rockets are not worry trillions though. 

BREAKING NEWS: Musk to discontinue all car manufacturing stating 'We need to stick with what we are best known for, concepts of products' TSLA +100%

Elon email to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?" send this sick fuck to prison and send tsla to 0

I'm not even mad about my own losses today but I can't believe shitter $TSLA is the only one green...

#TSLA GANG Members still here and not in fear!

Musk in Epstein files demanding to go to pedo island. TSLA +10%

Looks like market is giving up on high PE, except TSLA

Anyone loaded up on TSLA puts

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 30-Jan-2026 06:35 PM -05

>Be Elon musk >Rail fat line of ketamine >Open zoom for earnings call >”Blowjob robots on mars” >TSLA up 15% in AH trading

Wait, so all these growing and profitable companies are tanking but the car company TSLA who's new plan is ROBOTS ON MARS and datacenters in space is jumping? can we at least hide the grifting and scamming like we used to?

Lots of selling pressure on tsla, closing the weekend like normal, straight down 

Y’all, there’s nothing about this market that seems fishy or fraudulent…. TSLA up 4.39% when its net income for Q4 dropped under 1 billion and is expected to continue to decrease with no near term path to growing its business. 🤷‍♂️ Efficient Market Hypothesis!

Drill Team 6 on TSLA because Elon gonna get arrested bro is a PDF. Recent DOJ leaks confirmed it. Sick twisted fuck. F ELON

Imagine buying TSLA puts, waking up to check to see market crashing on CNBC, assuming they are printing, and then see that they are worthless

where are people even moving money to?  miscaps down like 10%, s&p down 1%, and obviously silver and gold.  they all just piling into tsla? 

TSLA +4% today is the ultimate slap in the face, how is that piece of shit outperforming everything

Everyone moving from wild speculation in silver to traditional safe havens like TSLA

Nothing to see here, just a functioning market in which TSLA is up that cult needs to die I honestly do not understand it

the real safe haven was TSLA stock all along

I should diversify into assets with 0 correlation to reality like TSLA

Everyone in shambles expect welfare TSLA. Fuck them.

Can TSLA swap places with SLV ?

My TSLA short hasn’t been covered yet. Rek my bussy bolz

TSLA holding this market up right now. 💪.

TSLA is pure regard stonk. They stop model S/X Production for droids, gonna lead to record losses and the stonk pumps

TSLA has been flat for 5 years basically, if you are holding and not trading this stock then you are a glorified elon ball licker.

Lmao shorted 10k TSLA shares. Make me poor TSLA bolz.

TSLA is the new Gold!  😂 😂  Whos moving this stupid 🤡 market?!

markets down, but TSLA. TSLA TSLA is greennnn. wtf

TSLA up 5% on a day like this tells you everything you needed to know. Market is fucked

I’ll be honest, silver tards more annoying than TSLA cultists

Should we all just rotate into the safe haven that is…TSLA

TSLA ist the biggest scam Stock with No value behind bur the Most brainwashed folllwers pumping all their Money in for elon to get richer

TSLA makes no sense.

This TSLA pump is criminal.

Should be TSLA instead of SLV lmao unreal

tsla u pig

TSLA holding up SPY again, YEPP not a bubble

send tsla back to 420 just for an hour

Soooo is everyone red today orrrr??? Everything is shit except TSLA. it’s like backwards day. Normally everything good except TSLA

Tsla trades at 387x earnings hahaha 🤡

We might as well just give up and full port tsla, nothing else matters

So is TSLA just moving higher based on merger calls? Won't they still have to pay the high valuation.

TSLA the safe haven asset lmao🤌

# AAPL red, TSLA green # fuck you mr market