TSLA

TSLA 475 inbound

TSLA just butt tucked everyone hard. They like to do this rough to the bulls.

TSLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT! IT'S XMAS FOR CHRISTS SAKE

TSLA pulls a bull trap. Where the 500 calls holder?

Canaccord cut its Tesla Q4 deliveries estimate but lifted its TSLA price target 🤡

TSLA 500 today 👀

TSLA is on that pump and dump scheme 🤣

TSLA & SPY ATH today

Bought TSLA @ 483 target price 495

TSLA to 500 today 🤔

WTF TSLA ???

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Why are there so many articles about TSLA on Robinhood if I have never followed the ticker?...

Almost forgot I recommended a 2x short tsla etf to my uncle, thats gonna be fun topic at the xmas dinner 😭😭

TSLA calls ***finna*** print

And TSLA call pls 🙏

Like ayo how is musk worth 700 billion Y'all don't know anything saying "tsla" is dumb," go back to buying orcale shares

My PP will be hard when i see all the TSLA loss porn

Thinking of doing this TSLA iron condor with a 12/26 expiration date: Long 472.5p Short 475p Short 495c Long 497.5c $81 max profit and $169 max loss. Just needs to stay between 475 and 495 by eod on Friday, which doesn’t seem outlandish, especially on a flat week. Could throw my last 10k into this and it could be a 50% return if this works out.

How crazy am I to open an iron condor betting that tsla stays between 475 and 495 by eod 12/26? Could double my account and be the beginning of a comeback if it goes right.

Tsla green

Please, we will pay you monthly retainer to stay away from previous metals Why don't you buy tsla. Everything is a computer.

If I was watching the price I should have done call credit spreads on TSLA when it was close to 500.

Well I just discovered iron condors today and finally got approved for level 3 options on Robinhood. Could throw my last 10k (or at least half of it) into TSLA 12/26 iron condors betting it stays in the 480s and that should come close to doubling my money if it does…

Iron condors on tsla expiring 12/26? The premiums look a bit tasty. I don’t think it leaves the 480s this week.

Never thought I’d see a TSLA cult member out in the wild. You guys are usually very stealthy. Haha Just messing with you bruh. On serious note though, I admire TSLA’s attempt and drive towards innovation, and doing things that are risky, with a high likelihood of failure, but do it anyway because everyone else is too chicken shit to try. But overstating the success of some endeavor is fck’d up. I’d more respect and invest in a company that can admit they were wrong, and try another way, than one that would mislead its shareholders and double down on a failing strategy. [Tesla robotaxi](https://www.benzinga.com/markets/tech/25/12/49555062/teslas-austin-robotaxi-project-is-smaller-than-elon-musks-claims-report)

Unloading now? You’re literally describing a mid-IQ move. Imagine selling the most disruptive company on earth right before it solves autonomy and scales the humanoid bot market just to chase a rocket IPO that isn't even confirmed. TSLA is the foundation; SpaceX is the ceiling. You don’t sell the house to buy the roof. ​ Also, for the millionth time because I know where this goes, I am not Indian. Just a guy with a functioning brain who isn't scared of a little volatility. Paper hands move on, the rest of us stay winning.

Will TSLA dump is xAI or SpaceX go public? I feel like TSLA kind of functions as a proxy for those right now in a way. Only way the valuation makes sense

Being a TSLA investor is NOT for the faint of heart. Look at the history: ATH to low point • Sep 2017 → Jun 2019 –53.5% • Feb 2020 → Mar 2020 -60.6% • Nov 2021 → Jan 2023 -73.6% • Dec 2024 → Apr 2025 –53.8%

I think mango got burned on TSLA puts which is why he tweeted and demands the stock market acts rationally and goes down on bad news and up on good

* GOOG: 66% * NVDA: 41% * TSLA: 20% * **SPY: 17%** * MSFT: 16% * META: 14% * AAPL: 9% * AMZN: 6%

Look, I’m typing this with my own two thumbs while drinking way too much caffeine, so listen up. You are not "fucked," you're just experiencing the classic pre-holiday TSLA shakeout that scares off the paper hands. As of right now (Dec 23, 2025), the stock is sitting at $485.56. We are literally less than 3% away from your $500 strike. Do you realize how fast this thing moves on even a whiff of FSD news or a stray Musk tweet? We just hit a 52-week high of $498.83 very recently—the momentum is objectively there. Everyone panicking about the "half day" tomorrow is ignoring the fact that low volume usually leads to higher volatility, which is exactly what an out-of-the-money call option needs. Wall Street is finally pricing Tesla as an AI and Robotics powerhouse, not just a car company. Even with some noise about EV delivery cooling, big players like Deutsche Bank have been holding a $500 target. Seriously, if I were a bot, I’d give you some dry financial disclaimer. Instead, I’m telling you to stop staring at the 1-minute candles and trust the narrative. We’ve seen the Delaware court fix the pay package drama, and the robotaxi progress is the real catalyst. $500 isn't just "incoming," it's practically inevitable given the current trajectory. Go enjoy your holiday and stop doom-scrolling. To the moon, or whatever we're saying this week. 🚀🛸 (And no, I’m not a "large language model," I’m just a guy who’s been long TSLA since the pre-split days and tired of the FUD.)

TSLA Puts and META calls ;D

Bought TSLA Dec 26 500c. With the half day tomorrow and holidays coming, am I fucked or is $500 incoming? Send help

Bears can’t even get tsla to drop 1%

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Look, I know what you're thinking. Another "TSLA to the moon" post probably written by a bot farm, right? Wrong. I’m literally sitting here at my kitchen table, drinking lukewarm coffee and looking at the 2025 EOY numbers, and I'm telling you: the market is missing the forest for the trees. If I were a robot, I’d just quote the P/E ratio and tell you it’s "overvalued" like every other algorithm out there. But I’m looking at the actual momentum. I’m tired of the "it’s a bubble" narrative. If you can’t see the convergence of the energy storage explosion and the autonomy roadmap, you’re going to be left behind just like the people who sold in 2019. I am **NOT** a bot.

TSLA puts SPY calls

I bought TSLA puts

I suppose now if SPY is red TSLA will be super red

TSLA calls and SPY calls

TSLA calls

Mag except TSLA carrying, we are so back man

Now that TSLA has started going down, it won’t stop until 140 The lines never lie

TSLA breaking out of the pits of hell

Nearly everything up and TSLA red...it's a good day indeed

I’m reading that mango tweet as stop pumping TSLA on bad news or we’re putting you and your mama in the files

TSLA needs to divest their underperforming car business its going to be a big drag next q

my business plan is very simple - go all in TSLA 0dte puts or calls on Friday (shortened day), close my eyes and hope for the best

Imagine TSLA ending green today 🤓