TSLA

spacex merger means TSLA calls are free money

So are all the elona haters tha are anti-TSLA & anti-X going to be anti-space soon? Smh

With the anticipated TSLA SpaceX merger, TSLA dreams of going above 500s is unlikely for the foreseeable future. 400s are the new top.

DIE TSLA DIE

TSLA is currently priced as though they have the entire rideshare market with robotaxis that require no human capital or maintenance, every first world household has two humanoid bots with the top tier subscription, and they fully solved driverless. Even then, it’s over valued.

Elon Musk could announce Tesla is pivoting to alpaca farming on Mars and TSLA would still gap up 7% premarket.

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just be careful since tsla is the biggest holding

TSLA $4.20 @ 1.00% overnight session. I know a signal when I see one. 🚀

Yes you are retarded for using logic and reasoning when discussing tsla

I need a yolo play, got lucky with TSLA puts today, what's next

xAi will also be buying chips from TSLA in his pipe dream 😂😂 I can’t wait until he becomes irrelevant

its very nice. you merge 2 extremly inflated things, one of them with a burn rate that will bancrupt it within 1-2 years and your shareholders swallow everything of it. Genius. as im short TSLA i very much welcome the merger with xAI. But it will not happen this way, he will merge with SpaceX and keep on bleeding Tesla by having an AI company as competition and moving back and forth like he favours skills and assets.

TSLA last bottom test was today. Heard it here first. Only going up from here on

All of those companies are going to be merged. TSLA, spaceX, xAI, xItter, NeuroLink, Starlink, Paypal. "The everything company." Google it. It's musk's retarded dream. The US gov will not prevent any of these mergers, and SpaceX is so important to national defense that it alone would be worth TSLA's valuation. That said, Elon is so fucking autistic he could still ruin everything

Just got out of banbet prison, not trying to go back so quick. TSLA 435+ end of week feels like the move though.

Shouldn’t TSLA be falling on the spaceX news? It’s clear Musk has his new baby and TSLA ain’t it 

The only thing I like about TSLA is that $420 is a resistance level for it

since Jan 26th. tsla, nvda, aapl, ibit, amzn, meta, avgo, googl and msft all have multiple weekly exp now

They have every other day options for TSLA now? When did that happen?

tsla go up or down tomorrow because of spacex shite

PLTR tards are more insufferable than MSTR and TSLA tards

TSLA play? Green Day tmrw?

Plastic shopping Bags first then socks, my feet are toasty. Positions: TSLA.

Optimus about to be taking space trips and communicating via Grok…The time for TSLA puts because declining car deliveries is over

Somehow this is going to cause TSLA to go to $690.42

If SpaceX can merge with Xai with no legal issues why couldn’t TSLA merge as well? It’s gonna happen

You assume TSLA holds even 10% of its value

Made 3.3x on TSLA puts

When TSLA $500

Nothing is bad for TSLA if you haven't noticed over the past few years.

Not really tsla news but ok

TSLA manipulated biggly

tl;dr: tsla pumps

TSLA pump Friday on report they may merge w spacex. TSLA pumps today on report they are not merging w spacex

TSLA spike on mega IPo

There is rumours spacex and xai will merge with tsla, this would bring musk closer to becoming a trillionaire so it makes sense.

TSLA rallies on news they might merge with SpaceX. Shares don’t move on news that they aren’t going to be part of it.

Since when did TSLA do 0dtes?

imagine if toyota said they are existing the car business and getting into segg dolls LMAO I MEAN TSLA is done with cars and now making gey robots nobody wants.

DIE TSLA DIE

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CVNA up big TSLA recovering SPY up big Dawg

Would you look at that, I would of been better off buying fucking TSLA than MSFT. Useless fuck.

TSLA is going to make such a beautiful cup and valcano squirt everywhere

that’s nice of msft to meet tsla halfway

TSLA and MSFT convergence rare celestial event of the trading metaverse

How tf is microsoft down but tsla is up and they dont even sell cars anymore 😂😂😂