TSLA

We like TSLA at $300

If you lost money on TSLA calls you’re actually fucking retarded. There wasn’t a time in the past month you had to hold more than a day to make money. If you bought today, this far into the run, and then got slapped down you are genuinely a Neanderthal.

need TSLA to pull a reversal uno from today and go back to $470

TSLA is such an unpredictable pos stock. It goes down on good news and moons on really bad news. Thank goodness I don’t own and I don’t trade this garbage.

I got my cheeks clapped pretty hard playing tsla calls

Why did TSLA tank on positive delivery news?

AMD up. TSLA down. What is happening?

My mind says puts on TSLA, so calls

How does it feel to chew 5 gum? Kinda like buying TSLA at $456

Die TSLA bitch Die 

Fuck you TSLA

TSLA is a piece of shit

You say that like tsla wasn’t under $300 like a month ago. Shits just a pump and dump

Congrats to TSLA put holders. It finally paid off for you. Now go stick it to those doubters.

Damn that TSLA drop was so satisfying. PLTR next please.

The biggest sign to buy TSLA puts this AM was all the tsla bulls in here last night.... biggest day in a long time.

Added a third TSLA 10/10 460c @6.23; Holding 3x @8.68 avg cb

TSLA undersold. 400 Friday*

WYM, TSLA bears caught quite a nice break today

TSLA Bears: looks like meat is back on the menu.

TSLA oversold. 500 Friday.

TSLA 350 wen

Bought more TSLA at 436 and 436.5; for Friday Tesla Pump.

TSLA still overvalued by $300

TSLA had a good run but it's clearly over for the company

Ai said tsla is undervalued

Tsla to zero until sex robots 🤖

Tsla pumped 30% in a month from absolutely nothing other than bad news that should’ve tanked it But today they finally had good news (beat sales expectations) and the stock tanks lmao This market is literally backwards

How does tsla keep fucking me on both sides. I bought puts yesterday and it pumps like crazzy untill open. During the day i cut my loss. Later i enter with a call and it drops more. I am the mega regard

TSLA ded

someone pump TSLA so we can hit QQQ 608

Guys I did the impossible. I shorted TSLA and won. thank you for your attention to this matter.

imma rofl when TSLA rocket pumps up tomorrow +10%

I’m holding TSLA 500c and they keep losing money

Tsla gonna do that thing it does where it just rips green candles for no reason?

well ive lost $5k this week but seeing TSLA this red makes me feel all better

Tsla at that -4.20% now

Opened TSLA puts at 460 yesterday. Woke up to TSLA at 475. 😞 After lunch TSLA 440. 😄

Believe it or not, I'm old enough to remember when TSLA was at 220

shorting tsla all day has been so fun

TSLA tested positive for syphilis 

Everything has infinite value. TSLA dip is so tasty.

I hope people selling TSLA puts got fucked good today. Lord knows they made enough money off me in the last six months to afford it.

How low can TSLA fall?

tsla fair price would be like $80 maybe

TSLA V

TSLA losing an entire country's GDP in one day. I mean at this point Vietnam should just drop everything and build AI and EV. They'll make more money than growing rice and making shoes.

Name a stock a bigger piece of shit than TSLA

Lolz wtf TSLa

Elon selling TSLA shares to give money to AIPAC and Israel