TSLA

Tsla 500 wen

my calls and faith losing value every hour ... TSLA 470 wen

TSLA pls go back to 470s my port cannot take another -40% GUH

why does TSLA always have retard strength on days like this?

Do i close my TSLA calls for a lost... guhhh

I feel it in my balls, its time for some TSLA calls

Yuh. The plot is so lost at this point if valuations became realistic again we’re looking at a 40% haircut on equities minimum. 90%+ on shit like TSLA and PLTR

Down 40% on my TSLA 470Cs. Elon i beleive in you pls pump ts

Elon Pump back at it again. TSLA bers YOU tried

I know there are a bunch of you still holding tsla 500c, I want loss porn

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AMCorBUST2021** bet **TSLA** goes from **464.18** to **440.97** before **03-Jan-2026 10:19 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA -5% 5d

TSLA bounce right off that 461 level of support. And now we wait ☕️🧐

Account gone if TSLA reaches -3%

Any TSLA bagholder here?

Where are TSLA ultra-bulls at?? 😂 

I knew I should have bought tsla puts

Alright TSLA, let’s quit being gay and flat. Dump you whore

TSLA for Soyboys i just wanna make money

Unfortunately tsla failed me. SLV puts working out well though. STC 2x tsla 1/2 480c @3.74; 8.95 -> 3.74; 58% loss STC 2x SLV 1/2 68p @4.08; 3x2.1 -> 2x4.08; 6.3 -> 8.16; 30% profit and one runner as house money

If you have calls you are the TSLA goon squad.

Can the TSLA goon squad bail my calls out

Why is TSLA dumping tf

Aaaaand, we’re pumping memes again. Wait!! TSLA is down

wow TSLA just die

Elon selling TSLA shares to pump DJT shares

what about your 474 tsla?

TSLA 450 plz n thank u n advance

!p TSLA

Tsla wow wow I lava u wow

TSLA CALLS

Where’s all the tsla 500 bulls? Hahaha

#Ban Bet Lost /u/QuailOk841 made a bet that TSLA would go to 458.06625 within **1 week** when it was 482.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 21 wins and 25 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I need TSLA at 450 by mid-Jan C’mon Elon, take that megadose of whatever new designer drug you’ve been fiending for

Look at tsla go

Tsla green by open

TSLA is down 1.3%. people selling to buy Silver?

Y tsla dumping

Tsla back to 450. 🫦

Full port TSLA puts

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Regardium-Leviosa** bet **TSLA** goes from **473.84** to **426.45** before **25-Jan-2026 08:37 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA -10% 4w

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Low-Win-6691** bet **TSLA** goes from **473.84** to **450.14** before **04-Jan-2026 08:35 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA -5% 1w

Why is TSDD down 7% right now while TSLA is down 1%?

TSLA is going to take a huge dump tomorrow

Selling $tsla puts

Sell your tsla and buy silver lol

TSLA 550 soon

PLTR getting involved as well, rumors of TSLA sex robots to work the space mines. A true psyop orgy.