TSLA

TSLA manipulated biggly

tl;dr: tsla pumps

TSLA pump Friday on report they may merge w spacex. TSLA pumps today on report they are not merging w spacex

TSLA spike on mega IPo

There is rumours spacex and xai will merge with tsla, this would bring musk closer to becoming a trillionaire so it makes sense.

TSLA rallies on news they might merge with SpaceX. Shares don’t move on news that they aren’t going to be part of it.

Since when did TSLA do 0dtes?

imagine if toyota said they are existing the car business and getting into segg dolls LMAO I MEAN TSLA is done with cars and now making gey robots nobody wants.

DIE TSLA DIE

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CVNA up big TSLA recovering SPY up big Dawg

Would you look at that, I would of been better off buying fucking TSLA than MSFT. Useless fuck.

TSLA is going to make such a beautiful cup and valcano squirt everywhere

that’s nice of msft to meet tsla halfway

TSLA and MSFT convergence rare celestial event of the trading metaverse

How tf is microsoft down but tsla is up and they dont even sell cars anymore 😂😂😂

Could have bought literally any other ticker connected to 🌽 like TSLA but you chose MSTR

When does the market realize TSLA is a 💩 🥪?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 15-Feb-2026 01:48 PM -05

Buying TSLA calls make me feel so dirty.. but green is green.

Let TSLA get 420 jfc

Thats like \*nothing\* for their marketcap and bitcoin is not crashing.. TSLA is not a bitcoin company, forget about this thesis.

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!banbet TSLA 300 47d

Muskrat must be fuming seeing all the Elon Pedo cucked memes. I have some TSLA calls so please keep pumping this stock u weirdo

TSLA calls or puts. https://preview.redd.it/yywl1q73k3hg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dffbe6135a3ec47c5a28320f4fb6d869922caa3

TSLA pump or dump if FBI investigation rumors are true ?

Tsla

TSLA 420 weekly call. For the love of the game

I feel TSLA regardation about to happen, buying calls

Tsla should be sub 300

$TSLA must be out for search of the wildest parties

TsLa drill baby drill. FU Pedon musk

TsLa drill baby drill

I sold puts on friday for minimal gains on TSLA would have tripled my money. WTF

Why TSLA drill. Elon so cringe then Jeffy bestie didn't want him around. That's bullish

TSLA 0dte calls

Not many things give me a boner these days but TSLA going down certainly does.

Someone needs to tell 🥭 about the estimated $700 quintillion in gold sitting on 16 Psyche. ………ponders for about 2.5 minutes. Yeahhhhhh………..imma have to buy some TSLA LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAPS if they merge with spacex. Rocketboi will be selling solid gold dildos and sex robots. Optimus will just be the labor to mine the gold.

$TSLA is a pre-revenue startup

MMs refuse to let SPY 700 hit. Same with Edgecuck's TSLA 500.

How is TSLA still not 50 usd. Not a hypergrowth, not a car company like wtf is this valuation. Same goes for PLTR. And fuck crypto too while at it.

I never thought I would say this on a Monday morning but tsla 0dte calls at open

Instead of buying calls on good companies on red days and getting theta fucked later maybe I should buy calls on TSLA because that has literally never ever failed to bounce

is there actually anything that's green? metals, corn, mag7, tsla, cvna, spy all red

Of course my TSLA puts expired last friday. FUCK YOU ELON CHILD FUCKER.

My TSLA puts expired on Friday. 417.5P. Sigh. Fucking pedo fucker. Hope the Felon gets mowed down by FSD. PEDO FUCK