TSLA

Swiss Cheese on Italian bread baked in a toaster oven may not be healthy, but it tastes so good and I will never know love ever again. Positions QQQ and TSLA

Tell him that TSLA is falling and he should check his portfolio. That should distract him long enough for you to escape.

TSLA can sell one vehicle or 422,850 of them, investors don’t care.

I’m buying 0dte tsla calls on the bad sales estimates

TSLA gape me yesterday, I believe it’s warming up for round 2 today

TSLA needs a green day really soon. It was red for the 4th straight day yesterday.

TSLA will see 200 in 2026.

Only 3 scenarios for next year: TSLA A. $290-$390 for 11 months then $650 December B. Tesla stock $550 Jan then $600 then some sort of dip C. Tesla stock goes bonkers to $1000

Lolololol. TSLA released some weird q4 pre estimate because they knew wallstreet had expectations too high. So they released sandbag numbers via press release, then will claim to have beat these new, lower sandbagged numbers next week. Absolute dirt level fraud.

Sold tsla puts. Tomorrow stock tanks lol

Continue to load TSLA at 458, what a deal.

That people think Robo taxi is going to work is the funniest part of the TSLA scam. Like - a two door taxi...TWO DOOR TAXI...that doesn't even use Lidar. Sure.

All ik is my TSLA calls are ruined

It is unusual for TSLA to send out a press release with quarterly consensus delivery estimates. Interestingly, Bloomberg consensus, which tends to be stale since it is depends on analysts updating their estimates in a timely manner, shows a 4Q delivery consensus of 445K, vs the IR-derived 4Q consensus of 423K. Obviously, someone at TSLA wanted the IR-derived consensus to be distributed as widely as possible. This suggests to me 4Q actuals are more likely to be in the 420K range than the 445K range Again, one has to align a potential 4Q delivery shortfall with the expectation that $TSLA could announce by midnight Wednesday that they are removing some or all safety monitors from Austin robotaxis.

Honestly fuck this market Stocks like Msft, AMZN, meta get beaten up and traded flat despite consistent beat and raises and another round of beat and raises upcoming whilst trading at prices of old Whilst we pump pure shit like pltr and TSLA and other speculative trash because apparently it’s growth isn’t priced in

Correction incoming, buy puts TSLA chart bearish

Hopefully TSLA will soon reach my 440 breakeven point and I can start covering my short. I went from -265% in TSLA to -205% this week thanks to TSLA going down.

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Got 40k in TSLA stock. Need to add more from my job and get this up to 100k

I told my cousin to invest in TSLA shares. Gotta get my fav cousin to be rich like me

TSLA can sell $400b cars to xAI and then have TSLA pay xAI $400b for compute rentals

Elon has to make tsla have 400B in earnings yearly by 2035 to earn that trillion dollars. 400B earnings in a year is insane lol. No other company has done that before

Tsla gap fill . Now next target is 500

The final boss in Musk's 2025 Comp Plan is achieving $400B yearly in Earnings by 2035. Perspective: This figure surpasses other major companies like ExxonMobil ($102.59 billion in 2022) and NVIDIA ($34.48 billion in fiscal 2024). Will Elon be able to hit this mark by 2035 with TSLA by mainly using Robotaxi, Bots?

Can't wait to receive my $3 in SOL tendies from RH in 4 hours, lost my shirt on TSLA calls today...

There's only ticker I would martingale bet the fuck out of TSLA calls. Gonna get more tomorrow

Tsla and Pltr fun day!

wow, actually making money on TSLA puts. Take the rare win or let it ride and risk it for the biscuit?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 17-Jan-2026 02:10 PM -05

All I want is a -25% day on TSLA.

How the fuck is TSLA down AND TSDD (a 2x short etf tracking Tesla) is *also* down.  That legitimately doesn’t make any sense 

tsla calls might print

TSLA and HOOD puts keeping me alive for now

Elon selling TSLA shares again 

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In case you want more bullish news for TSLA, a South Korean supplier had a contract worth $2.9 billion slashed down to $7,386. They were the main supplier of materials for the batteries used specifically in the Cybertruck. Yes, $2.9 billion to $7k lol.

Sell my 490p $TSLA put or hold one more day? Worried about the new years break and then IV crush after q4 earnings (in which Elon will reveal they sold 6-7 cars this year)

Loaded more TSLA at 464, this fraud is gonna hit 500 next year.

Waited 3 hours for TSLA to almost hit 470 and this is how Elon treats me ...

I would like to thank the TSLA community for saving my calls. I am never touching this stock again.

How the fuck is TSLA going up 🤡🤡🤡🤡

TSLA going green

bot tsla today

Miracle TSLA pump LFG

TSLA about to carry the market

Bought back TSLA at 466, 467.

How does this happen? Friday -TSLA: 475 -TSDD: 7.59 Today -TSLA: 467 -TSDD: 7.18 So much for TSDD being inverse.

This is great news for the AI chip manufacturer tsla you don't see their competitors inking supply deals like this

Tsla 5000 wen