TSLA

Goes who is getting cooked on TSLA for the 5th time in a row with both puts and calls

will tsla get a new ath?

Tsla plz sell some news so I can empty my bag

At this point I would take 10 shares of POET over 10 shares of TSLA right now. Hell, I’d take a share of POET instead of 1 Bitcoin

TSLA gonna moon today on news it sold all of its cyber trucks to SpaceX Elon using the infinite money glitch.

i have a 10k TSLA short that's halved that i'm stuck in.. balls just get me in trouble! pussy is better anyway

Someone told my dad that TSLA stock is going up and he comes home and tells me to put $500 in tsla and just wait and watch. I was like, my father in christ, that will buy me 1.2 stock

$arm is retarded. Reminds me pre split Tsla or virus time $zm

Tsla :)

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TSLA earnings in a week. Place your bets now before IV spikes

Someone bought 54 mill TSLA puts today for Oct 17. Fits my thinking of Thursday or Friday large drawdown with Tomm pump

Hey. TSLA is a significant industrial consumer of silver.

I never brought up TSLA in terms of DCF, I don’t know their financials and forecasts as well.

WSB 12 months circle of life: AI --> Space/eVoTL --> Cryptos (and TSLA) --> Hyperscalers --> Neoclouds--> Quantum --> Rare Earths --> Soy beans

Luckily for TSLA bears, Muskrat can't stand Sam and so there's no deal announcement coming any time soon

TSLA- Every single red day in sequence in last/this month was followed by a gap-up the next day Green day tomm confirmed for SPY/QQQ

I’m from the future (tomorrow). Don’t go near TSLA. Shit is about to go inverted like your mom’s peepee

Tired of this. Just get a divorce- may the best country win. Yank tsla out also.

tsla cars apparently made from soybean oil

So tsla is green now. Guess who bought puts thinking this is a dead cat bounce

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Tsla why are you pumping you piece of shit

Bought more NVDA at 180 and 180.5; TSLA at 418 and 418.5; TQQQ at 97.5 and 98. Limit buy orders filled.

oklo 172 worse than pltr or tsla, didn't buy at 30 -> I am a fool

Short tsla short tsla cmon!

tsla I need u to go 50% today nothing too major

Time for TSLA to have one of those shrek candle to 435. Thx.

TSLA about to drag the whole market down

TSLA broke 420, its all over

Perfect storm for TSLA to go below 400

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

TSLA going back to <400

Is today the day my TSLA puts finally fuckin print

The end of AOL was the purchase of TimeWarner. The end of TSLA will be the purchase of RealDoll.

People forgot about tsla hummmm....

Who is going for TSLA puts?

All in TSLA Puts

Tsla puts will fucking print jpow has said over and over again they are data dependent. No data means no cut

TSLA to $20 if they do

TSLA

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Good Moaning Bools, thank God I took profits yesterday. 😂😂😂 Bought back NVDA at 183.9 and 184.2, bought back TSLA at 422.5 and 423, bought back TQQQ at 98.3 and 98.5

Don't worry yall, I bought TSLA puts. This shit will pump for no reason like always.

Interesting. TSLA is only overpriced by about 400x now.

Just bought 10$ puts on TSLA, im def feeling the pressure and crotch tickljng sensation of a true wbser now

Delta on TSLA is trash. Rather play other tech stocks

Anyone playing tsla 🤔

Tsla trades at 259 times earnings. It’s rapidly loosing ev market share. Government ev credits expired. No robotaxi monetization. 

Tsla at 435 is the easiest stock to buy puts on