TSLA

$TSLA is about to double miss and still pump 8% on Elon promising robot slaves by Christmas

TSLA earnings is upon us, calls or puts

Life ain't fair...TSLA can post dogshit number and it'll go up, but when I do dogshit work I get fired

TSLA $240 EOY. 

Nothing would make me happier than for TSLA to shit the bed -20% this afternoon after earnings.

This has to be leaked earnings tsla 

TSLA 13k car recall before earnings after hours today lmao

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Pls miss on all metrics TSLA and report inevitable bankruptcy. Need these calls to print.

TSLA said why wait for earnings leees drill

Did TSLA results leak 

2DTE $400 TSLA puts @2.24 is ridiculous

I really want to buy TSLA puts fk Elon

God I see what you're doing to bynd and I need you to do that for TSLA 

History will be made today with TSLA. 🚀🚀

Wondering if TSLA will hit 400 or 500

Everyone in here will expect TSLA to crash, and 🍉 will flash that twinkling smile, post a meme, and cook the bears.

Lol NVDA and TSLA are going to moon and you're going to be even more angry

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

If TSLA doesn’t actually crash today I’m never playing the market again. A recall on earnings day, missing estimates (presumed), and absolute shitshow of a pay package for musk. Like when does the news actually catch up to the stock?

Time to exit TSLA.

if TSLA could eat shit today that would be nice

Hate musk and TSLA and see no way they can justify their valuation with earnings. Calls it is

TSLA puts are too obvious aren’t they

TSLA to $500 after earning. Grok confirmed

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My brain tells me TSLA puts, my guts tells me calls, and my anoos tells me I’m dying. I’ll listen to my anoos.

Sometimes. It's not about the money. I just want to see CVNA, TSLA, and PLTR burn. Will probably exit my longs in the coming weeks and short TSLA and PLTR (already short CVNA). Three of the most regarded stocks in existence.

Still holding TSLA long position, I am dreaming of 500 eow.

So TSLA's going to go up because of the thousands and thousands of robotaxis on the road now, right?

There is no way TSLA guidance can be positive with the current state of the brand, auto mkts and economy ☠️

Is market waiting for TSLA earnings or for data Friday? I don't think I can make it through the rest of the week without some volatility man I'm going through withdrawals.

Anyone else think TSLA goes sub 400 by Friday?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 470.0 before 21-Oct-2025 09:33 PM -05

Sorry, $TSLA had a spasm attack and thought $NFLX earnings were its own.

My heart is telling me to gets tsla puts for earnings, but my brain is telling me thats retarded

Maybe my memory is not working but it feels like a decent Tsla spread is cheaper this time around? Last two earnings it seemed like you need at least $2k+ for a decent strangle.

TSLA at a p/e of 15 would be $170 🙏

TSLA ER, what do we thinks guys?

The bull case for TSLA involved a speedboat full of ketamine that got blown up. 

Tomorrow will be a generational short opportunity for TSLA.

Historically when nflx dumped, tsla did well and pumped.

TSLA earnings tomorrow. Lord give me strength to not play the scam

it's that time of the year again. tsla earnings, the pinnacle of volatility and bankruptcy

I’d stay away from TSLA earnings

TSLA earnings tomorrow hopefully elon tweets a shit ton so we know it’s going up

So does TSLA crank or yank tomorrow

Hilarious investors are like, "NFLX is missing, quick, we must be rational all of a sudden and sell off dog shit stocks like TSLA, pronto!"

Nflx makes red tomorrow and tsla causes red Thursday. Green starting from Friday

Recap of today: GOOGL sells off for the 56th time on insignificant OpenAI news and the Nasdaq is once again flst whily major components like NVDA, TSLA, AVGO of GOOGL are down by a lot - rigged bullshit index