TSLA

You know Elon is going to go out there and pump some absolute ludicrous future plans that will never come to fruition TSLA 500 EOW

Mm setting up big buy firewalls to hold up TSLA. The book sheet is hilarious. 

Any TSLA option buyer will be dead tomorrow.

TSLA reports FSD is two years away.

tsla always crush theta

Sold TSLA around 439.5 (cost 431, 432, 433) and took profit, 😋😋😋

elon need to mention AI for tsla to surge

Tsla flat haha option holders are done.

WTF IS TSLA DOING

Theta wins again, my one TSLA call gonna get IV crushed 😩

TSLA reports $1T Elon pay package is on track for timely delivery

TSLA going green lmfao man

TSLA earnings, is it good or bad? does it really matter?

TSLA flat as shit LMAOOO

Kind of not great if TSLA had stellar quarter because tax credits were expiring

TSLA gotta be the funniest earnings ever everytime

Congrats to people who not touching TSLA 😔

tsla regard strength

TSLA earning is always fun and confusing. Learned a long time ago to leave it alone.

$TSLA **YoY** * Net income attributable to common stockholders (non-GAAP): **-29%** * EPS attributable to common stockholders, diluted (non-GAAP): **-31%** **Profitability**: Our operating income decreased 40% YoY to $1.6B, resulting in a 5.8% operating margin ^(Source:) [^(https://assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents/IR/TSLA-Q3-2025-Update.pdf)](https://assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents/IR/TSLA-Q3-2025-Update.pdf) Calls!!

How many diners did TSLA open this quarter

TSLA misses on bottom line. The market: TSLA is pre-profit. Buy.

TSLA never pops on earnings anymore. that ended in 2021

Bought TSLA dip at 431, 432 and 433; all limit order filled.

Are the computers asleep or something? At least push TSLA around some. A 1% up to a 1% down move on an earnings report?

after all the credits, they just made it, TSLA to $100

amazing how flat the past 5 tsla earnings have been

Musk 'We are replacing our entire workforce with Agentic Robots. I will remain on board as the only full time employee." - TSLA to $10,000

put TSLA on 5s, throw on some EDM, and enjoy the party

TSLA IV crush wins “GUHTALITY”

Tsla missed Pump it 🚀

Well if Elmo hates $NFLX then $TSLA can go to the netherrealm.

Anyone think TSLA will stay down?

Just like always, Theta Gang wins in the TSLA ER battle You'd have at least 4k if you sold TSLA straddles

TSLA sex robots are coming

He’s the kicker: TSLA numbers ALWAYS suck

TSLA: call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ME

Morning everyone on wsb, any updates on my tsla calls? Which colour Lambo should I purchase?

Imagine TSLA with no $7500 credit, lol

bad tsla earnigns as expected

TSLA needs square root

Those numbers are complete ass. Send TSLA to 500

Free cash flow impressive TSLA

Those TSLA numbers suck 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

And TSLA down.

TSLA FUK

EPS miss for TSLA.

why tsla dump

Ooops tsla

Wow I buy 2 shares of TSLA and it tanks. Much fun.