TSLA

TSLA 🚀🚀🚀

For 80 years scientists have worried about over population, and all it took was Instagram, OF and Venmo to cure every country's population rate. Positions: QQQ and TSLA.

never bet on tsla. they always fck you

Tsla puts = free money today 

bought TSLA because Burry isn't shorting it

Nvda and TSLA pre market are green, that means we'll have a little SPY jump this morning so I can dump my irresponsible March 2026 calls right??

How is tsla still above 150?

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/jstoop** bet **TSLA** goes from **456.07** to **470.0** before **03-Jan-2026 07:39 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA 470 3d

TSLA sales tanking. Naturally, the stock is up

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LargeBagHolder** bet **TSLA** goes from **455.2** to **470.0** before **03-Jan-2026 07:21 AM EST** Their record is 6 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA 470 3d

Tesla bulls think a -3% drop on TSLA is a juicy dip to buy LOL. Shits still over valued by 85%

They asked Burry if he would bet against TSLA and he said:  I am not short.  The man made all of his money last time on swaps though 🤔 

#Ban Bet Lost /u/EmbarrassedWonder476 made a bet that TSLA would go to 200.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 450.895 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

As much as making and losing 90k hurts, at least I’m not the Canadian guy who made $415M on TSLA and lost every single penny of it. Could’ve been much much worse. Seems impossible to ever regain your sanity again after something like that.

Burry is not short tsla he’s only short nvda & pltr

I made money on TSLA puts AMA

Tsla is up 5% on this news. Wow

Seriously wouldn’t normally ask but I’ve become retarded and my 18k in TSLA calls are now worth 2k expiry 1/09 so I hold through an hope for 500+ before expiry or cut my losses 🫣

TSLA weekly calls fucken cooked to bits, I done fucked up bad this time

Coming soon Tesla robots you can kiss. Calls on TSLA

Ok smarties, why should I not full port a bunch of poor man’s covered puts on TSLA at this point?

Nope. As soon as I started seeing the Tesla cult spamming this board with 'TSLA to 500' all month, I had a feeling it would start dumping as soon as it gets to around 490

TSLA probably not hitting 500 this year at this rate

Fuck. Watching TSLA price action right now is making me regret selling my short position earlier for a measly £500 profit. Im absolutely livid 😩

Is 2026 the year of TSLA reckoning I feel like putting a large gamble on TSLA JAN 2027 $300 puts

Best of luck TSLA BULLS [Tesla Broadcasts Downbeat Sales Estimates In Unusual Move](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-30/tesla-tsla-compiles-downbeat-average-estimates-for-its-vehicle-sales?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc2NzEyNjU4NSwiZXhwIjoxNzY3NzMxMzg1LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJUODJQRTdLSzNOWTkwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiIyODEwRTI4NDA4QkE0NTdBOTBERDFGRjU4QjhCN0Y4RiJ9.5sOgN4dbwCK-4hmAoCYo6cfIKZbXT0eeRqe3DK9BciE)

Why didn’t tsla pump today? There was bad news about sales estimates.

drop TSLA down to 400 and i will buy calls 👀

Maybe more TSLA calls will save you?

Remember all the tsla 500 bulls last week? Lol

Why do I always buy the top as in tsla at $480 lol

Tsla spy wtf

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 490.0 within **1 day** when it was 463.354 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 176 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA lookin like a snack here

Lmao 2nd time this year Tsla strings 7 red days together

TSLA and PLTR are like toxic relationships we just can’t quit…

TSLA dying in real time. Don't know why but I love to see it

TSLA on that flushy to 50dma

TSLA going to dump till earnings next month?

LYFT - 21 $1.2M Call buyer for Feb 2026 OXY - 43 $524K Jan 16 2026 calls GLD - 402 $3.5M Call buyer for Jan 16 2026 TSLA - 665 $567K Call buyer for Feb 2026

Hold tsla calls or dump em?

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/nverloseinstocks** bet **TSLA** goes from **457.69** to **430.23** before **06-Jan-2026 02:48 PM EST** Their record is 4 wins and 18 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet tsla -6% 7d

tsla needs to go below $450

Elon needs to stay a tech CEO and stop trying to act like he is one of us. Cock sucker is out there tweeting about how the somalis should be tried for fraud. TSLA is the largest fraudster out of MAG7. If the democrats do eventually win office, i am almost certain Elon will start pandering to them

Wow DID not expect that gay shrek candle on TSLA

TSLA is just going to bleed out for the remainder of the day. This shit is NASTY.

ya, fuck u TSLA