TSLA

TSLA gets pumped after every large drop

$NFLX with great cashflow continues to drill on a one off tax hit. $TSLA goes from red to green on nothing but sheer crime with the market continuing to believe Elon's bullshit. lmfao you can't make this shit up.

It's obvious that a lot of you did not read about the "sex robots" in the TSLA forward guidance.

wtf tsla stopping messing with spy.

TSLA puts toast

Wait TSLA is green wtf 😭😭😭

TSLA is such a dumb stock

tsla just casually moving up $30 while being a bleeding shitty company

Why is TSLA so high? This is dumb.

Musk definitely buying TSLA to help his chances of his pay package being approved.

Stop loss triggered. 587% gain on my TSLA call. This almost makes up for how much I’m down on GLD

The washout on tsla tomorrow will be gnarly 

soo the TSLA earnings were good or bad ?

don't even have open positions, just bored as shit in class watching SPY and TSLA lmfao

!banbet TSLA 460 1d

lmao TSLA up 2%

Honestly I think its Elon leveraging himself through other companies/funds. Surely no one with any brains is buying Musk's pipe dream and purchasing TSLA at 270x P/E.

TSLA up 10% from its low this morning LMFAO

TSLA hits 500 tomorrow huh

thank god I had lotto puts on tsla if I had near the money puts I would’ve malded so much fucking harder today lmao

Hmmm thinking about adding a tsla short position here

Bought a Tsla call for 1k and sold for 1.1. Now is worth 2.1 🤣

At this rate, TSLA will BE the stock market in a week or two.

TSLA bears lol

TSLA false breakdown. Bears are absolutely cooked.

so hard to not go balls deep in TSLA puts rn but I know logic doesn't apply to that stock and it'll hit $500 by next week

Do I dare to short TSLA here? N-no I don't. \*scurries away\*

TSLA bears taking it no lube

TSLA gonna have a +$20 day

everything: rugs tsla: no, i dont think i will

I stopped myself before buying TSLA puts. I'm learning never to bet against the fanbois

I don’t even own TSLA but there is no bear that is funnier to see getting crushed than TSLA bears

TSLA 🤡

TSLA sells ideas, those are better than money

There were (10) 500K average blocks the last 15 min on TSLA. It's a bit odd as even institutions don't drive that volume on the 1-minute when buying. It's a BIG BUYER PROBABLY ELON

Suddenly I became a TSLA bull (after closing the short leg of my credit TSLA call spread). Amazing company, CEO is the best in the world. A little 10% push and my calls will be ITM

TSLA drones are infinitely worse than the meat stock shills lol at least BYND sells a product

this is such a TSLA dead cat bounce

I was going down my watchlist trying to find something that was causing this melt up. And then I got to TSLA lol.

damn, could have made bank buying TSLA calls at open

She just popped a TSLA Ain't no need to charge

Thank god I didn’t get tsla puts, knew better

How can the TSLA just be a vertical line up all day. This market is such a joke.

LOL...that's so TSLA

Call on tsla at open and now puts on tsla. I love Elon musk!

Oh tsla…

TSLA with a casual +5% from hell

To Put TSLA or not to Put TSLA. That is the question. 

Never thought I’d say this but thank you TSLA

lol when tsla breaks out this 5 yr range and goes into price discovery