TSLA

I dunno the meta ai in Facebook chat told me to buy tsla. That’s messed up.

Dude the guy with the $5 TSLA put might make bank if the shareholder meeting actually votes no to musks pay package and he fucks off. Imagine how red the cocks will be as TSLA falls to an automaker stock valuation

What's preventing big TSLA shareholders to buy ITM puts, and all agree to vote no to elon package? It's clear it will make the stock tanks,but it's a nice exit with big profit and guaranteed liquidity (for them).

This would allow me to reload my TSLA short.

Ideally NVDA 230 AMZN 275 GOOG 325 AAPL 300 TSM 350 ORCL 375 META 800 RDDT 300 TSLA 525

TSLA gap up opening at $470 tomorrow

TSLA

Hopefully y'all are positioned in TSLA because let's be real, donkey boy is gonna get a shot at the incentive. They'll keep the narrative going.....

Hood pushed tsla and meta out of mag 7 for avgo 😭😭😭

So, six of Magnificent 7 has hit All-Time-High; except TSLA. Buy TSLA now, 😂😂😂

TSLA options writers rich this month

Fuck tsla

AMZN is the new TSLA, no matter what you play you’ll get fucked

Results tomorrow: Amazon AMZN up 5%, APPL down 3%, NVDA down 1%, AMD down 2%, TSLA down 3%, QQQ down .4%. You're welcome

TSLA: Triple miss - TO THE MOON APPL: Double beat - CRATER

They should've used the TSLA method. Report shit earnings, promise things that won't get completed, profit.

TSLA would like to enter the competition.

I think i need both AAPL and AMZN to shit the bed together for my TSLA $430Ps to work - that's how regarded i am, i plan entire market collapsing for my positions to work out

TSLA pls fly again

TSLA 500 🫩 eow!

Double bottom on tsla. Calls!!!

TSLA 1/16/26 400P who's with me

TSLA should be $0 soon

When TSLA tax bill?

Any day the richest man in the world is missing some crumbs from his cake is a good day in my book. Fuck you TSLA

Buy TSLA, it's cheap. Ain't a Tesla fanboy in the world that's going to let it stay 20 points down today. Bargain basement.

META forward PE 22 GOOGL forward PE 26 MSFT Forward PE 28.5 AMZN forward PE 30 NVDA forward PE 31 AAPL forward PE 33 NFLX forward PE 34 AMD forward PE 41 TSLA forward PE 195

You think TSLA had earnings with the way it’s drilling right now

Can't believe I profit off a TSLA call today lol

TSLA oversold

ok tsla i closed my puts, you can come back up now

Everything fucking dumps but INTC BS doesn't and of course i decided to buy INTC puts. I could've picked between INTC, AMD, NVDA, SMCI, TSLA and I picked the one that doesnt drop amazing work

Closed my TSLA puts for profit? Who broke the simulation.

My TSLA short is actually giving me peace of mind in case of an upcoming recession. If Earth's economy were to be vaporized this second, I would only lose 30% of my portfolio. (I have like -85% in TSLA and 115% in other stocks.)

People selling TSLA to buy GOOGL. The earth is healing.

Those TSLA puts bought yesterday doesn’t seem like a bad idea now 🤣

Ok but why is TSLA dying

TSLA lol

I love TSLA at $90

Any thoughts on tsla being down? When green?

Cmon tsla where’s that regard strength?

and TSLA ?

how is tsla not hardcore dying right now

They don't even pretend anymore. Look at tsla analysts sucking on Elmo's cock in the hope of pleasing the master enough to get a trip on his special party plane.

Market moves -0.5%, TSLA moves -2.25%. That's what happens when everything is made up

my calls may be screwed for now, but my tsla puts arent. lucky me i guess

"Analysts" are just bagholders. Reading what they have to say about TSLA is all you need to know.

Who do I vote for at tsla agm

Tsla please