TSLA

So, if a company reports great earnings like $GOOG, and $AMD, shit tanks. But dogshir $TSLA reports ass earnings and pops 5%. OK bro.

TSLA son or ORCL daughter?

TSLA approaching buy territory. Just another $350 dip and I’ll start a bull position.

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!banbet TSLA 438 24h

GOOGL earnings were quite mediocre to be honest. Small beat despite the fact that it has been mooning nonstop. I think the market just wants to go up so GOOGL will go up like TSLA.

No point in beating ER anymore, every company should just pull a TSLA and wing ER at this point. 🤷

No, TSLA, not you. You’re still worthless and a fugly sloot.

Oh yeah *NOW* TSLA decides that not being a profitable company is a problem. Fuck off lmao.

TSLA heading to 350

Got TSLA sub 400 missed it now it won’t happen again :,(

TSLA needs to hit $2500 (8.5 trillion) by 2035 for elmo to get his pay package **LMAO**

I just want to see Tsla hit 0 in my lifetime. Is that too much to ask.

TSLA and PLTR down more than the broader indices. Is the market healing?

No floor for TSLA.

I can guarantee you that TSLA is going to crash down to the ground next, head first. Extremely overvalued.

TSLA is big red, so you can’t say the day is a total waste of

TSLA getting hammered.

TSLA going sub 400 . Dayum

TSLA under >!$400!< imminent

TSLA getting obliterated when Im actually loaded up on puts, I used to pray for times like these

Hows TSLA not -10% right now. Its a fking cult

1 ASTS 2 RKLB 3 GOOGL/GOOG 4 AMZN 5 NBIS 6 RDDT 7 MU 8 IREN 9 TSLA 10 PLTR 7/10 of the stock down double digits lmao

Send TSLA to the depths of hell please fuck ELON.

TSLA should have never been in S&P

TSLA 400p I bought before earnings finally broke back to even lol

TSLA headed for 3XX

WAYMO and TSLA may no longer be allowed to ship AV tech support overseas. [WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars)

Welp I guess I’m cashing out this March TSLA put early. Robots! Lol

Just made a 293% profit off a tsla put. not bad

!banbet TSLA 430 3d

atleast TSLA is in the mud

TSLA.. the stock for people who think generating CSAM with AI is 'free speech'... Sick fcks

Bros trying to peg TSLA intrinsic to $50. Without gov't contracts and tax credits and elmo's big mounth it's closer to $0.

!banbet TSLA in free fall

Thinking of liquidating my hood positions to buy calls on nvda and tsla . Fuck you vlad

TSLA death spiral...

TSLA sub 400 today pls

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I’m long PayPal, Duolingo, and short TSLA. If I’m not making money in the most retarded way possible then I don’t want to have money at all. 

TSLA dips back to $390 then shoots to $600 out of nowhere. Hardest stock to trade imo

Come on tsla you know you wanna see 400

tsla should be -20

honestly insane that TSLA and MSFT prices are almost identical. Tesla only has like 2 models of car and the world's worst truck, and they sell like 30 vehicles a year now.

how is tsla stock still this high. the stock hasn't even made much money to long term holder (5y) by this point. it's just volatility and chaos

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[WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars) TSLA dip most likely due to this. Robotaxi getting hammered here. FELON musk might start raging on twitter again.

Holy fuck this guy is tearing TSLA apart. "An AV is as trustworthy as the company developing it."