TSLA

lulz tsla lost 450

If TSLA goes red today I’d be all like, “omg!!”

My 0DTE tsla put gained 50% in about 2 minutes. Usually that goes the other way for me.

Morgan Stanley raised TSLA PT to $800! (from $410)

PLTR is such a meme stock. Reminds me of the dumb TSLA pumps from a few years ago. Good to make money in both directions. Position: PLTR $200p 0dte

TSLA puts printing nicely

You could be right but I’m just stating facts. What you are describing is treasury stock and tsla has reported 0 treasury stock as of September and has announced no significant program for buybacks.

I have no idea when, but tsla going to do a -95% when it goes to book value.

The best part about making +20% on TSLA puts in one day is having them going -80% the next one. Fuck me.

Damn big sellers coming in on TSLA 

I'm just going to give up and buy tsla at this point. Fuck being rational give em what they asking for.

TSLA on a friday always fucks. Cant let all those puts they sold this week win. Tsla is for options and the stock is the derivative of it

Tsla is the gayest meme... fuck this.

tsla 460

Why all of Mag 7 red except AMZN and TSLA

Bagholding TSLA puts fml

I am shorting TSLA. Covered a bit (from -50 to -40 shares) at 440.12, reloaded (to -45 shares) at 453.64.

What happened to the guy that said he’s shorting TSLA?

paper handed my TSLA calls, at least I made some money with them.

TSLA can't blow past 455

I might be losing money on META calls but at least I’m not losing money on TSLA puts

so far I've made half of it back flipping NDX and TSLA 0dte. still though. What a disgusting unnecessary loss

# META P/E OF 24 # TSLA P/E OF 300

Make sure to rotate from speculative stocks like meta and goog and into safe havens like Pltr and Tsla 🙏

TSLA up is not a good sign for my portfolio

Tsla casino 🎰 open lol 😂 Give us $460

Why is TSLA up big today? Any news?

shit as usual sold my TSLA calls on first 1-2 bumps

TSLA with that retarded strength on a Friday morning

TSLA PLTR . Those 600 PE company only goes up .

Was feeling like shit all week Odte TSLA calls +2500$ In 1 hr , evening lads off I'm off to enjoy, got a music festival tonight and mother fucking Shaq is coming as a Dj 🐸 Happy Halloween regards I'll see u on Monday

Full ported TSLA puts but I dont have a good feeling about it

TSLA is basically a shitcoin at this point

the difference is too many people buy puts on tsla

TSLA YoY profit margin down 43%, sitting at 4.89% vs tech average of like 25% Tech company btw lmao

TSLA cult scares me. Not touching it for earnings play. 🥶

TSLA will go to zero one day

Buy those tsla puts i wanna see you burn

TSLA is gonna be the first 10 trillion dollar shrinking company with a 75000:1 forward P/E

TSLA is pumping and GOOGL drilling? the guy who called "logic does not apply to TSLA ticker" is a legend

Tsla up and down in two days like a meme stock

Glad I took my profit on TSLA short yesterday….wtf is this retard pump

TSLA will continue to fly since I just bought puts, you’re welcome bois 🥹

Tsla did well so my atm call went ITM. STC 1x TSLA 11/7 440c @19.5; 17.95 -> 19.5; 8.6% profit; BTO 2x TSLA 11/7 450c @14.2ea

I need TSLA at 232 before close I'll do anything

Clown market strikes again: TSLA and PLTR going up while GOOG and AMZN going down.

Difference is retail couldn’t log into their phone app to buy TSLA on margin back then We fuck 

TSLA isn't just a car company. They're being valued as an energy/storage company too now

I got META calls yesterday thinking it might pull a TSLA... nope. Pulled a NFLX instead. Damn you Zuck for wasting all that money on your shitty metaverse.

After 3 years of shorting TSLA, I purchased my first call option yesterday. 440 1DTE, sell at open or let it ride?