TSLA

TSLA 470c at open. bathe me in tendies, optimus, unscrew your top too

Deep OTM call options on TSLA, thst expire in the shortest time available - but then diamond hands those mofos until they expire.

As part of the TSLA vote today, Elon also walks away with the original pay package of $128b today. Tesla's record breaking revenue from the most recent quarter was 28.1 billion, making that worth 5 quarters of TSLA's revenue. Thankfully it only comes out of the pocket of shareholders.

why is tsla flat on the pay package news

He gets it done with literally zero revenue in a dying market for EVs. This is a cash grab that TSLA fanbois are ignoring

I'm gonna long a bit of TSLA on market open based on the thesis the people shorting it are retarded

Not society, just people stupid or corrupt enough to own TSLA

With headlines trumpeting that Musk is getting a trillion, how soon do you think we're going to see protests again at TSLA dealerships?

TSLA calls ded

So let me get this straight: \-Musk gets 96 million shares awarded in August '25; vests in 2-years as long as he's CEO/executive at TSLA \-Now he gets an insane pay package, based on TSLA hitting certain metrics (such as a $2 Trillion market cap for the first load of shares); shares divvied up into 12 tranches (don't know the allocation, or full criteria/qualifications in every event) \-If he walked, he wouldn't have gotten the 96 million shares. So him threatening to walk if he didn't get this pay package approved was probably nonsense in the first place \-Practically picks the TSLA board, as well Doesn't matter though, because stonks only go up

I sold NVDA at 60 before any splits and TSLA at 120 before any splits.

TSLA is such a fucking cult The car Business is in the toilet The CEO fucks off 90% of the time to play politics and shitpost Cybercabs promised last year are still Vaporware and Waymo kicks the shit out of them And robots operated by Indian slaves Yes, TSLA bros, this man deserves a trillion

I need a 3x tsla inverse etf to help my 2x bags

It's fine because Elon will literally never get his hands on that money. But yeah TSLA holders are regarded either way. I'd know, I'm one.

Yuuup. Terrible fucking week to own NVDA, MSFT, META, TSLA... thing is, I actually bought META and NVDA on ''dips''.

Short TSLA.. EV demand has been tanking worldwide and he hasn't delivered robotaxis, robots in general, nor any progress from his Boring company. All lies lies lies and you TSLA fanboiiiiissss LOVE it lol

I dont understand how you thought the deal would help? Elon just was given 1trillion dollar deal. That's... over 10 years of all the revenue tesla makes. I dont see how tsla even expects to make a profit at this rate.

If xAI SpaceX and TSLA become 1 I could see that doing well

I really think this was the “jump the shark” moment for TSLA

I heard that TSLA board apparently approves of Elon's package.

Liquidating my port so I can start a toy train business I will sell outside the next TSLA investor meeting aka annual autist convention

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Watching TSLA bag holders commit harikari in real time…

lol. You think TSLA shareholders need to be coerced into sucking Elon dick

TSLA bears are red pandas. Not real bears...effectively part of the weasel family.

Did Burry short TSLA?

I made over 100k investing in TSLA if that makes me a clown then honk honk mother fucker

Oh look, QQQ and SPY haven't budged. Something is holding them up and it ain't TSLA.

You must be a clown to invest in tsla

Robots are part of the future. Like it gate Elon, tsla, amzn, xpev, etc., are all in long-term holds.

Getting doubled teamed by TSLA and ACHR in after hours. No lube 🙌

I want Burry to announce a billion dollar TSLA short tomorrow and save my puts.

TSLA looking kinda yippy...

People here cheer and laugh when TSLA and META fall but cry when SPY does, stupidity levels reaching ATHs

Tsla gonna be a sell the news event expecting -5% by 11 am

when the government reopens the RNC will be like: while we were shut down we wrote sweeping legislation to ban meta, tsla, porn, AI, and crypto. We passed it all overnight. 

Don't pump TSLA I have to buy tomorrow

If someone is at TSLA meeting go up and ask a question! "Why are you such a douche?"

How awesome would it be if TSLA tanks like 50% tomorrow over this pay package lol

lol the TSLA needle moved down a full point when Elon mentioned caring about workers' well-being

You can buy the 2x TSLA leveraged ETF overnight regards We ride at dawn on $TSLL if you don't want to buy some options

I bought 3 TSLA shares after listening to this speech

Are optimi being trained in cpr now??  This fuckin guy.   Throws shit at wall to see what sticks   Tsla  to zero already 

TSLA 🟢 Pumps to $690 by the end of the month Mark my butt

People in here are really negative on tsla. ATHs soon.

Agreed, total dog and pony show. And that’s why I don’t hold TSLA directly

Tsla 0dte will print. Hope it stays down until open

I'm tempted to long TSLA bcs of how retarded the contraparties is

It’s all good fun to pile on TSLA but OKLO has no permits, no firm customers and is led by a bunch of bullshit artists promising a working reactor by 2027 (lol) yet is valued in the billions