TSLA

Why do I feel like this ACHR/TSLA rumor will be a nothingburger tomorrow and will dump on everyone who fomo’d today

# Can TSLA stop being gay and dump off this fake pump ^(long 26x calls for 2026-2027)

Tesla (TSLA) shares rose 2.2% in premarket trading ahead of an event scheduled on October 7, driven by speculation of a new vehicle announcement. lol they are adding dildos gearshifts soon lololol

TSLA officially trading purely on tard strength.

What if TSLA did a Sydney Sweeney ad?

It’s going to be so anticlimactic that TSLA will crater -10% post whatever announcement tomorrow

Manifest Destiny for TSLA put to print

Tsla 500

the ONLY thing that makes sense for tsla: elon made a deal with the devil to be the richest man in the world, no matter what.

I am pissed I was too conservative on my TSLA betting. Super Pissed. I made pennies when I could have made tens of dollars.

Thoughts on ACHR x TSLA collab tomorrow?

TSLA and GOOGL have teamed up to make the robowaymo taxi. Powered by Grok and Gemini. $10T market cap for both lmfao

TSLA buy the rumor today, sell the news tomorrow?

at some point TSLA will claim to be working on something so absurd that the stock just can't keep the fraud going anymore. I would've thought humanoid robots would be it, but if it takes something as patently retarded as flying cars, so be it.

ACHR calls printing TSLA collab announcement incoming

no fucking way achr can make a post with a sexbot and tsla in the background if they are docking cocks with elon.

TSLA is a 🫧 too 🤡🤡🤡

It's been 1276 days since the last red day. Our AI overlords have declared dominance over world financial markets. All that matters is how many times AI is mentioned per day. People starving on the streets are trying to figure out how to survive off silicon and old microchips. An ai controlled billboard drone flies overhead. The message reads TSLA and just has a picture of a tire spinning, TSLA goes up 12% on the day.

ACHR is the next TSLA. Buckle up, it's gonna be a fun ride

TSLA 475 EOW

If new TSLA car is less than 32k it will go up 10% this week if it’s over 35k it will crash 10 more percent

RXRX & GLD leaps are treating me well, but not AMD well….swore off advanced money destroyer & puts on TSLA 3 months ago after donating way too much to the casino.

TSLA double top, on diving board.

Tomorrow will be the classic sell the news on TSLA

ACHR and TSLA news coming?

A Model Y only costs 100 TSLA shares?

TSLA 420.69 was an inside job

ACHR calls before TSLA collab announcement

TSLA going red

Wait wtf I’m up 60k today. I thought from tsla & tsla options. No, amd up 30% GOOD GOD

long TSLA here for apr 2026 600c

Whoever told me to double down on tsla calls last Friday, thanks bro

TSLA on the way to 500$

STC 6x tsla 10/10 460c @6.5ea; 5.67 -> 6.5; 15% profit Too busy today to micromanage. Happy to take profit

TSLA doing TSLA thing... going up 3% at 260PE like its nothing

Big relief, sold out 60% of my TSLA long and took profits.

Kept selling TSLA at 447 (cost 440.3, 440.5) and booyah 💰

Kept selling TSLA at 445 (cost 438.5) and booyah 💰

Short Tsla, nvda, amd.

how tf is TSLA at 440 again

Another fellow regard holding TSLA puts?

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued !!!

TSLA pumping as if it‘s suddenly a car company lol.

But one day it'll come i.e. TSLA but not really

All aboard the TSLA train 🚂

Kept selling TSLA at 441 (cost 430), booyah 💰

ACHR is the new TSLA

Continue to take profit TSLA at 440.3 (cost 429.5), PAYBACK time 💰

Sold more TSLA around 440.1 (cost 427.5) and took profit 💰 Shake shake shake

Sold more TSLA around 439.5 (cost 427) and took profit 💰