TSLA

Squirrel falls in pool, I scoop it out and warm it up with a hair dryer.  It dies anyway. Grok said it was my fault because I warmed it too rapidly  Calls on tsla. 

TSLA could still pump higher

Choose 1 Option 1:  you step in dog shit everyday for the rest of your life Option 2:  your port can only contain OPEN, MSTR, and TSLA

No stock split, TSLA going back to 390

XPEV is going to be massive as we move into the next bubble: robotics. We had hype in EV, then Crypto, then AI. Well, next is going to be robotics and XPEV is way undervalued for their potential if we value TSLA this high.

If rivn can do half as good as tsla. I might just be able to buy one

worth buying TSLA put cuz if carol joyce oates doesnt chill out elmo gonna kill himself

TSLA refuses to die

TSLA? Their shit is broooooken and retarded

Google search engine cannot write an email, assemble a business plan, put together a comprehensive demand package, articulate best arguments against xyz legal cases, diagnose psychological issues based on behavior, understand how to, I don’t know, DRIVE A FUCKING CAR (TSLA calls all day btw).. Use your head man. AI is everything. Trust the people much smarter and more plugged in than you or I.

AMZN, GOOGLE , TSLA actually have real functioning AI for robotics and self driving not just language model bullshit like Altman

so just to be clear, the value proposition behind the $1T pay package is that the politically disgraced ketamine addict will be focusing his full attention on TSLA?

time to short TSLA

They been doing this. That's when TSLA is promised to equalize the p/e r because of Optimus boners.

TSLA charging up the kamehameha. Stand back hoes.

TSLA board would legit rather give elon 1 Trillion than see what happens to the stock without him(it would go to $20)

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TSLA shareholders gotta be retarded 

Why is TSLA still have a spot in “Mag7” over AVGO?

What’s a better stock to hold? BYND, OPEN, MSTR, or TSLA?

I thought we were kicking TSLA out but now meta isnt cool

If nvda has another green day it will be the strongest reversal in its entire history. From touching 178 friday to 200 AH on monday - if it closes above 204 tomorrow then it might go straight up perma bull TSLA style until 600+

TSLA, or NVDA

Tomorrow TSLA plunges to 423, only to rebound to 438 the next day. The following day it'll be 450. This will be the new pattern until driverless robotaxi happens.

What happened to that guy who claimed he could become the world’s first trillionaire by buying TSLA $5c’s on margin with his broker?

And F TSLA

Want to make money so…TSLA

Qqq, TSLA, nvda

Fuck 130 man, I need this shit back at 117-120 so i can break even and get the fuck out. TSLA would have been a better investment and that’s saying something…

honestly i'm not a elon hater like most here but i don't feel good about TSLA rn with massive dilution coming from that compensation package and with its dubious non lidar strat that reminds me of how irobot killed itself Xai is the more interesting company

I refuse to die before TSLA hits 200 again

Pee is stored in the balls and you will never see TSLA under $420.69 again in your life

TSLA China sales down 36% year-over-year, head of cybertruck leaving company. Bad news always good news for TSLA

You can tell the difference between a gambler from an investor based on their investments. Gamblers are holding meme stocks with 200+ P/E (PLTR) or non-profitable/no revenue companies worth $20B (IONQ , RKLB , OKLO). TSLA is back to the meme stock category , 300 P/E when they aren't even growing.

Inverse me 550c TSLA expire march 2026 (Elon has to hit that 8.5 trillion eval.) 1300c NFLX expire march2026 210c NVDA expire Jan 2026

TSLA don't need any fucking news!!

TSLA news??

How to lose $1.3 million in 3 days 1️⃣ Sell $31M of $TSLA on Friday @CathieDWood

ASTS better be selling TSLA tier hopium in their call

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!banbet TSLA 456 24h

You sure that’s not TSLA?

TSLA finna busssss

MM trying so hard to keep TSLA down this is such a joke

TSLA has been ranged bound for months needs a breakout

TSLA still getting shorted at these levels haha. Imagine a day it gets halfway decent news 📈 🚀

We would all be crazy wealthy if that stupid money on TSLA were to be spread around…. Such a stupid money dump 

Tsla 460 weeklies Sex robots!

Today’s TSLA news:  China sales crater, execs for cybertruck and models Y and 3 have quit.  The stock:  up 4% / 60bn.  Very cool.

Yea the man’s addicted to ket and spends his time sucking at Diablo But I’m sure he’ll come up with something innovative for TSLA any decade now