TSLA

Crying over the TSLA puts I've sold

Projected net income for 2026 NVDA 139 billion GOOGL 135 billion AAPL 126 billion MSFT 125 billion AMZN 85 billion META 78 billion TSLA 8

!banbet TSLA 440 2D

TSLA been in the same channel since early September. Actually impressive

TSLA: +20%

Chad Enron vs Virgin Zuck. TSLA at 130 PE is a buy. META at 24 PE is a sell.

TSLA all time high WHEN

I love how TSLA is just as likely to hit $500 as it is $300 soon and yet everyone playing around it will be equally just as fucked

TSLA on life support

TSLA worth about $16. Ref sales / multiple / ROC as compared to GM/F.

TSLA MACD crossover finally pls don’t be a fake

Every news recently shows the public disdain for billionaires. Tsla big brain Board: "Hey let offer the richest man in the world that everyone hates and caused our stock to crater and sales to vaporize 1 Trillion pay package, no way this doesn't backfire right???"

AI can generate $640b in revenue if it can get the job as next TSLA CEO

TSLA in the 420s good lord

Again for those at the back. In the last 12 months... PLTR +219% LRCX +106% MU +120% AVGO +94% AMD +74% CRWD +67% GOOG +59% IBM +50% INTC +45% TSLA +35% NVDA +30% ORCL +22% AAPL +20% MSFT +19% AMZN +18%

Don’t worry I still am sitting on TSLA calls :(

Why TSLA drilling today?

I really want to drop $5k on some Nov TSLA puts, but I know I'll just get up 25% or so and then watch them expire worthless a week later.

TSLA V please god...

In the last 12 months: PLTR +219% LRCX +106% MU +120% AVGO +94% AMD +74% CRWD +67% GOOG +59% IBM +50% INTC +45% TSLA +35% ORCL +22% AAPL +20% AMZN +18% And you're telling me you're still buying?

Sold my TSLA yesterday seems like they are going to have to raise money to fund a lot of their big future ideas

I don't know much. but TSLA puts

Just do it TSLA TOUCH 424 today

When TSLA gets delisted for fraud, do we think Ford is going to be the next play?

Tsla beats meta today

TSLA red and my put is also red lmaoooo

Tsla will be handing out thousands only if you pick the right side tho

TSLA easy 450 today

So, how far does TSLA fall after Elon makes it official that the Optimus robots will be made and sold under its own company name rather than Tesla? No way he builds what he calls his "army" and risks having that army end up in someone else's hands if he were to be ousted from the company; the sensible thing is not to build a robot army in the first place, but if you insist on doing it, you definitely ensure that you remain the commander under all circumstances.

Im feeling TSLA puts deep inside my balls. Could be cancer though

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Tsla with a straight pipe

Burry usually has a sound fundamental thesis. His TSLA short was pretty spot on on that basis - just failed on the price movement part.

My TSLA sex robot will have seven assholes and a jagermeister tap

GOOG, AVGO, NVDA. AMZN, MSFT, AAPL, TSLA

my magnificent 7 picks from best to worst: NVDA, AVGO, GOOG, TSLA, AAPL, MSFT, AMZN

Fight that fucking gravity, TSLA

Good Moaning Bools, both my NVDA and TSLA are roaring back; there's money to be made today 😆

**YTD growth** META: 7.10% TSLA: 8.86% AAPL: 9.92% AMZN: 13.54% MSFT: 20.68% NVDA: 43.84% GOOGL: 53.19%

TSLA smacks 460 tomorrow

If someone is out there any they have a port of Tsla, Oklo, Open, MSTR, quantum Please drive to Massachusetts and directly to Harvard to be studied 

TSLA would like to offer that service. Everyone gives them all their money, you are allowed to buy them at an 8.5t$ valuation.

I asked Grok how to trade stocks and it said not need to just buy TSLA and you will make money everyday. 🤔

That’s no shit, seems like no matter which direction I chose to play TSLA, that piece of shit 9/10 times will go the opposite direction on me. I’ve given up trying it trade it at all.

lost so many times on tsla puts

Crashing TSLA to zero for the bulshit c-c-c-c-c-combo!

This is the make-or-break moment for TSLA. We’re trapped between $420 & $470 — whichever breaks next decides everything. Above $475 → breakout to $530–$550 likely Below $415 → drop to $350 likely

Calls on TSLA

Just ordered my TSLA flying car and matching life-companion robot. Used my stimulus check for the down payment. Sure hope delivery happens really soon.

I don't own any TSLA stock because I still can't get over how Elon Musk lied about being good at Diablo. You have billions of dollars. Who gives a shit if you are good at a videogame?