TSLA

Anyone else Waiting PATIENTLY for TSLA to pop back up for no reason so WE can sell these calls? 

Should’ve bought puts on SPX instead of TSLA. 😩

Sold my TSLA puts too early. Oh well it’ll happen again in a few days

Up 24 percent on a TSLA put in 20 mins

TSLA is cooking a move and it's gonna fuck me

TSLA is actually making me crash out in my business class rn

tsla goes from 320 to 450 on hopes of robotics and fsd and now production is halted ie never began and getting investigated for shitty fsd and only drops to 430

Can Tsla just die already

Made money on TSLA calls today Stay mad bears

TSLA is doing way to fine for these news Not a car company, now also not a humanoid robots company I guess

AMD the new TSLA?

Tsla self driving traffic tickets should have to be paid by elon

Just need a TSLA -5% day baby cmon now

Bought more TSLA at 428, target 480.

Reeeeeeeeeeelon.... What's the matter with TSLA????????

Why are there all these reports and analysts talking TSLA to $500, TSLA to $600. I doubt we see them at 450 any time remotely soon definitely not in 2025

Last play of the week 1dte SPY 674p and TSLA 425p

Bought more TSLA at 429.5, what a deal; target 480.

lmao TSLA is such trash

TSLA has been overvalued for years. Good luck buying puts.

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

POET bull here: I had to realize a significant loss on some long March 2026 TSLA puts to get the cash to put into POET calls for EOM, but it's been going swimmingly so far. I'm hoping for some unlikely but possible development when the $75m investor is revealed, where it's a major player, and POET skyrockets. If it's an ideal-for-stock-price investor like NVDA or the US government, what's a conceivable high price target? I had trouble finding analogous past examples for comparison. But I'm dreaming that POET could somehow climb to $60/share by the end of this month, which would be a gain of roughly 550% on the current stock price. Unlikely, but conceivable?

Inverse Reddit portfolio doing pretty nice - TSLA? nazi stock - NVDA? Overhyped AI stock - gold? You mean boomer cash?

TSLA * not a car company * not a robot company * only advertises Elon pay package votes = Elon pay company

Puts on TSLA will print today

TSLA gonna have battery problems, and delaying Optimus. Im no bear but fack doesn't look good

TSLA bears got one more chance to take this as exit liquidity.

Decided to sell my original shares of TSLA for over 100% profit 🙏 will hold a the rest as a long long looooooooong term play. But with the china battery news, and the halt on Optimus, best take profit

Kept buying TSLA at 431.3, good deal; target 480.

Daily Reminder: It is by pure bad luck Elon is the richest man in the world, he got turned down by Tim Apple to sell TSLA for $2 Billion dollars in 2017. Some of you guys need bad luck like this!

Really want to see how TSLA respond to its first major lawsuit. Every real OEM goes through It. I’m dumping my kids college in that when It happens.

TSLA puts should be free money but I’m scared

My thesis for today, "The NVDA 190 call wall, is almost certain to be broken today. Remember when TSLA 400 call wall was broken, it jumped 10%. Not saying NVDA +10%, but 198-200 should be expected, since there's another NVDA 200 call wall."

Can’t wait until TSLA sets new ATH from breaking promise to produce 5000 Optimus robots in 2025. If that won’t do it, surely the DOT investigation will.

The NVDA 190 call wall, is almost certain to be broken today. Remember when TSLA 400 call wall was broken, it jumped 10%. Not saying NVDA +10%, but 198-200 should be expected, since there's another NVDA 200 call wall.

Loaded more TSLA at 433.3, not far away from ATH 480.

My signal of market top, when both TSLA and AAPL reach ATH. Buy any dip, before then; is gonna print.

Bought back more TSLA at 433, target new high.

Bought back TSLA at 434 and 434.5, target new high.

*Tesla temporarily halts mass production of Optimus robots citing design challenges* lmao TSLA 600$ eow

Where the fuck is Elong with a tsla tweet

Do any of you know any data centers that might be hiring? I ran out of money from trying to short TSLA.

3rd time jacking off thinking about TSLA crashing 10% tomorrow after Jerome says equities are overvalued and no October cut

TSLA to 400 by Friday? 🙏

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Conscious_Bug7902 made a bet that TSLA would go to 350.0 within **1 week** when it was 460.946 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

I fear that my TSLA calls are going to get wrecked tomorrow

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 469.0 within **1 day** when it was 437.767 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 166 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

ASTS 105 eow TSM 320 eow AMD 350 eow NVDA 195 eow ARM 185 eow RDDT 220 eow LLY 875 eow UNH 385 eow AAPL 265 eow TSLA 475 eow FIG 85 eow INTC 40 eow AMZN 245 eow

#List of stocks that will hit $1000 in the next 3 years: AMD, NVDA, GOOG, META, MSFT, COST, LLY and TSLA (Also RDDT) LMAO🤌

Can TSLA gap the fck up?