TSLA

Bought tsla 0dte call, ready to be hurt again

bro I wanted to get TSLA puts at 445(6x from open)... my idiotic self instead stared at the TSMC calls

MU will outperform TSLA NVDA and AMD combined 

I kinda regret over exposing my port to TSLA calls fr. Let's see i got 6 months

TSLA getting pounded

DIE TSLA DIE!

Oh wow TSLA reversed

TSla cult running out of money? Quick give Musk another trillion to lift spirits lol

TSLA red, CVNA dumping, and inflated market rugging. 2026 is about getting real.

TSLA GNARLY

Gonna need a cigarette after that TSLA move

I turn around for a second and TSLA starts pocketing the free ketchup packages by the handful

TSLA red again LOL

TSLA is a reverse growth company

GOOG calls, TSLA puts

TSLA is now a meme stock confirmed

If TSLA can do it then nvda should have no problem

TSLA sales down 16%, stock green LMAO

TSLA absolutely terrible delivery report and somehow not red 😒

People still surprised at TSLA pumping on bad numbers lmao

TSLA is doing me right now without any lube on

TSLA is really the biggest meme ever...imagine if someone like NVDA announced declining chip sales they'd get obliterated.

Come on TSLA go to 460

Why is TSLA green on such dogshit numbers ?

TSLA is trash and will never come back up again Thank you for your attention to this matter

MU the new TSLA like wtf

TSLA will hit resistance at $450 and recover to $460 Source: My prayers

My puts are hoping all the people buying TSLA are exit liquidity and it goes down 5% today...

Tsla up after -20% yoy growth is peak retardation

TSLA saving money by having to make less cars? Bullish.

Only retarded tsla bulls would buy more stock after another delivery report shows no one buying cars 

Tsla yoy growth -20% and tsla tards are like: tsla is the most undervalued company in the world ...needs to be 1000....🤡🤡🤡🤡

TSLA rises on the news that analysts have no fucking clue

TSLA.

What does tsla even do?

I love how TSLA was pumped to 460 at 3 in the f’ing morning and now it’s back at hovering between 454 and 455 … interesting

I can’t wait until TSLA has a quarter delivery of 25 cars and the stock is worth $1,500 a share.

How is TSLA green when it missed already low expectations by an additional 16%

at 930 we are all tsla bears

Came here to comment that apparently any and all news is bullish for TSLA. I know that’s been the meme for years for but this might be the biggest example I’ve ever seen. Like hey our business just collapsed beneath our feet and we are up premarket.

Tesla miss? Dump everything except tsla

TSLA sales drop. So 5% up today then.

TSLA miss? Dump AMZN

I want in inverse the TSLA negative YoY with calls, but i also want to inverse the regards and buy puts.

TSLA car deliveries down because they're working hard on Optimus, duh

Who the fuk is buying tsla at a 350 pe growing at -20% yoy lol

I love driving my Tesla model 3, it's a great car. However I also think TSLA should be a $150 stock based on all available data

Are we gotten fomo into Tsla call ? 😑

TSLA missed estimates. Experts point to the fact they sell overpriced plastic car to pretentious conformists.

Tsla, not close