TSLA

Spy can go up to 9000 all I care. I just want TSLA to shit the bed back to sub 100.

How tf is TSLA not red yet lol

TSLA being higher is the final fucking insult

TSLA should be leading the collapse god it’s such a stupid ass stock

remember to always diversify your portfolio, sell the shit meme stocks (like NVDA and META) buy more safe heavens like $TSLA to hedge

TSLA being green on a day like this is criminal

TSLA being green is an absolute fuckin crime

TSLA is up, that makes a lot of sense

Who bought TSLA calls at the top today LMAO

Hedging SPY drop with TSLA puts and… my portfolios wrecked.

How the fuk TSLA stays above 400 with worst earnings possible? What's a better indicator that this market is bs.

TSLA puts at the top saved me

#Elon sneezes and TSLA jumps another 1-2% LMAO🤌

Off risking into stocks like TSLA with solid earnings and strong fundamentals

Rotation into safe asstes like TSLA

TSLA PUTS UNTIL SEX ROBOT

Kill Tsla to $50 and I will say this bs was all worth it. And pltr to $1

Holding my TSLA puts the whole day. Don't give me hope

TSLA about to end red?.

TSLA pump because ………? 

TSLA gonna go red by EOD

TSLA Get out while you can this. This is going to tumble down to 350, and then you will run the risk of tumbling all the way down to 278. It fell into the hole. it retested the hole and failed

Cmon TSLA join the red party

Up another 2k. I would buy TSLA 430C if it touches $410 … look for a bounce there

Welp there goes TSLA.

I'm gonna buy TSLA when it goes to $350 this or next month

tesla boys get real loud when tsla goes up through 420.69. Not so much when it falls down through it

TSLA is the stablecoin of the retarded present

Tsla belong to 405

I’m trying to buy some mini donkeys which are fucking expensive. If SPY and TSLa could go ahead and dump for me that would be great

Day 100 of getting recked by tsla puts

Tesla’s China sales fall to a 3 year low along with global deliveries decline but TSLA continues to pump on vapor ware and hype

Try Tsla 1 put

Here i thought GOOGL was carrying the day but it was also TSLA? 🤷

Ja Rule bought TSLA is that why we are pumpin?

When TSLA reverses it will be glorious just don’t try to time it because whatever you think is wrong

TSLA to 430 by EOD the way it's going

TSLA pumping $50 from Friday lows is pretty insane

Jesus TSLA $18 pump on absolutely no news totally makes sense

Never seen GOOG actually sustain a pump. Crushed last earnings up 8% and closed like +2% that day. If Buffett bought TSLA that shit would be up at 600 end of day

I guess TSLA is going to 450 by the end of the week

Wild how they keep upgrading tsla on fsd vaporware. Literally no studies or analysis done.

Tsla going back to $420 what a joke

TSLA just wanted to reach that 420.69 then comes back down

This is why you never buy TSLA puts. No telling when it will go full regard

Tsla just about to have higher daily gains then goog. wtf?

shouldnt have closed my tsla calls so soon

TSLA - the safe haven for your cash

Hear me out. Im gunna 5x my port over the next month with tsla and bull calls, and then im going fullport on bb leaps for earnings in december. January i buy my yacht and open up a wendys on it

amid everything, TSLA is up.. lol. This cult never disappoints.