TSLA

$TSLA puts 430 251219.

Someone convince me out of a $TSLA put debit spread this week. There’s no way this shit doesn’t drop with 83% on polymarket expecting an earnings beat

Any of you heard of "expected move" or "volatility crush"? Don't buy options just before earnings. Very risky. You "can" win but the stock has to move quite a bit generally. Placing a long trade a few weeks prior to earnings can work but the options have to be cheaper than expected. I wouldn't buy calls or puts on TSLA when earnings are only a few days away.

Tsla

Tsla gonna pump with earnings, historically up 5-10% a week after earnings consistently in the last 2 years

Mag 7 Forward P/E: * $GOOGL 25x * $META 26x * $NVDA 30x * $AMZN 32x * $MSFT 33x * $AAPL 34x * $TSLA 257x Calls on TSLA

Early for the tsla rug pull

The two things that make no sense at all in this market, per me, are TSLA’s share price, and AAPL’s never-ending 5-year lag on AI.  The fuck, Siri.  What are yours

TSLA will go up 10% on a 9% decline YoY sales decline after ER

Isnt TSLA in Texas now?

Jeopardy time! Answer: AAPL, GOOG, META, NVDA, TSLA, CSCO Question: which California companies are driving the whole fucking economy of our country?

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Most people aren't stupid enough to fall for the alt coin scams. Instead, you can make up whatever you want about these pre revenue penny stocks that will never do anything, and push them on to retail as "the next NVDA or TSLA". PLUG hasn't done a damn thing in 28 years and I still see people pumping that trash every now and then.

Three-way AI circle jerk: TSLA will build sex robots using NVDA chips. OpenAI will use its Erotica LLM to put dirty thoughts in the robots mind. Boom: $5T added to the economy. JPOW needs to call me for real suggestions about the economy.

What, you mean the billion dollars worth of shares that pumped TSLA up like 25% a bit over a month ago? The only thing that tells us is that Elon is confident in his ability to influence hype around Tesla, and given Tesla's entire market cap exists as a result of his ability to generate hype it seems to be a reasonable conclusion. However I don't think it's a particularly strong endorsement of Tesla's current share price, only of Elon's self awareness about his own influence.

Crypto, tsla, Ai.. why not gld?

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How low is Tsla going to go next week 🧐

I know I hate TSLA

TSLA 730 CALLS 1 DOLLAR PER CONTRACT VERY CHEAP

How much will TSLA pump on earnings?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 20-Oct-2025 07:30 PM -05

Even AH you don’t usually see TSLA so flaaaaat.

!banbet TSLA $500 1w

Tsla ytd 15% Amzn ytd -3% ☠️

gave back a quarter of my profits playing TSLA options at the end of the day 😤 why does that piss me off more than making net profit

Did TSLA really pump from Musk buying his own cybertrucks? Hahaha

I dont like tsla but i dont like appl either, they feel so slow

super bulllish on Mag7 minus TSLA plus AVGO next five weeks. Loaded 11/21 calls across the board. Expect rotation from meme bullshit companies into quality, possible gold selloff doing the same. TQQQ to 125 by Xmas

It could be said that, if you’re not trading $tsla, then are you truly trading?

remember when tsla said it was gonna come out with all those robots soon

I’m 50% Gold Leaps and a few weekly lottos, 40% SPY calls, and 10% $HIMS with the stupid dump and $TSLA lottos for the big break out on bad earnings as happens everytime. I can already tell futes are going to be stupid on Sunday.

BTO 1x TSLA 10/24 440c @17.41

TSLA insane retard strength

You know Elon is announcing a sex bot at TSLA earnings

I wanna buy TSLA puts so badly, but no cash. Elon will start selling soon to fund xAI.

“Fuck Evs” - This entire Administration $TSLA regard strength: 📈📈📈

Anyone knows the reason for today’s TSLA memeing?

Is TSLA going to drop?

The meme stock run is dead. Long live companies that make money! Except for some reason TSLA is also green

The second I buy TSLA calls it goes down

TSLA to pump for no reasons.... yep everything back to normal

Sold more TSLA at 440.5 (cost 433.3, 434) and took profit, 💰💰 Oh yeah Friday Pump.

Sold my TSLA calls for a loss in the morning f me

Nobody commenting on easily the most vile TSLA pump this year. This is a bad one. Especially with BTC at 105 and falling. Such a fucking joke lol.

tsla making me wanna quit work

Fucking A TSLA got the rocket for no reason whatsoever yet again

Making back my TSLA call loses from yesterday with TSLA call profits from today

Kept selling TSLA at 437 (cost 430) and took profit, 💰 wow

TSLA +10% kinda day