TSLA

Hate musk and TSLA and see no way they can justify their valuation with earnings. Calls it is

TSLA puts are too obvious aren’t they

TSLA to $500 after earning. Grok confirmed

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My brain tells me TSLA puts, my guts tells me calls, and my anoos tells me I’m dying. I’ll listen to my anoos.

Sometimes. It's not about the money. I just want to see CVNA, TSLA, and PLTR burn. Will probably exit my longs in the coming weeks and short TSLA and PLTR (already short CVNA). Three of the most regarded stocks in existence.

Still holding TSLA long position, I am dreaming of 500 eow.

So TSLA's going to go up because of the thousands and thousands of robotaxis on the road now, right?

There is no way TSLA guidance can be positive with the current state of the brand, auto mkts and economy ☠️

Is market waiting for TSLA earnings or for data Friday? I don't think I can make it through the rest of the week without some volatility man I'm going through withdrawals.

Anyone else think TSLA goes sub 400 by Friday?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 470.0 before 21-Oct-2025 09:33 PM -05

Sorry, $TSLA had a spasm attack and thought $NFLX earnings were its own.

My heart is telling me to gets tsla puts for earnings, but my brain is telling me thats retarded

Maybe my memory is not working but it feels like a decent Tsla spread is cheaper this time around? Last two earnings it seemed like you need at least $2k+ for a decent strangle.

TSLA at a p/e of 15 would be $170 🙏

TSLA ER, what do we thinks guys?

The bull case for TSLA involved a speedboat full of ketamine that got blown up. 

Tomorrow will be a generational short opportunity for TSLA.

Historically when nflx dumped, tsla did well and pumped.

TSLA earnings tomorrow. Lord give me strength to not play the scam

it's that time of the year again. tsla earnings, the pinnacle of volatility and bankruptcy

I’d stay away from TSLA earnings

TSLA earnings tomorrow hopefully elon tweets a shit ton so we know it’s going up

So does TSLA crank or yank tomorrow

Hilarious investors are like, "NFLX is missing, quick, we must be rational all of a sudden and sell off dog shit stocks like TSLA, pronto!"

Nflx makes red tomorrow and tsla causes red Thursday. Green starting from Friday

Recap of today: GOOGL sells off for the 56th time on insignificant OpenAI news and the Nasdaq is once again flst whily major components like NVDA, TSLA, AVGO of GOOGL are down by a lot - rigged bullshit index

And Tsla

That near the end dump of TSLA lmao. Believe or not thats a bullish Signal.

TSLA euphoria can only last so long

When OpenAI IPO it'll be the next controversial meme stock to replace TSLA as most traded daily

can we compare TSLA and GOOG. One is vaporware + meme + declining EV business the other is a volcano of cash with moats as high as the eye can see. who is buying TSLA and selling GOOG? Who are you crazy people?

Last chance to load tsla puts 

Ugh, was too scared for TSLA puts. At 448 now even more afraid to buy lol

The TSLA post earnings dump is so obvious

GLD, IBIT, TSLA calls free money

!banbet TSLA $460 2d

TSLA here we go

I need TSLA to crash to 400 tomorrow so I can sell my TSLQ 3:1 splitted bullshit

Saw someone comment that TSLA is like 270x future earnings and would take 270 years or some bullshit to justify the price. Bro, I heard a similar argument went TSLA was like a $20B market cap. Fundamentals don't matter much silly.

was counting on $TSLA pre-earnings run up, getting a bit worried here

tsla could use a 100 to 1 split

Implied move for TSLA ER is +/- 6.8% LMAOOOOOO

Tsler bros don't forget to vote to give melon 30x times of tsla accum net income

Its like you guys don’t even believe in FSD next year for TSLA earning tomorrow

GLD is the most volatile meme stock in the world. TSLA is old news

tsla $450 today?

Cell phones destroyed all society. Positions: Selling TSLA puts for pennies cause I lost my Testicles in 2009 GFC.

I'm going TSLA 400 EOM  Earnings will be Meh The new car will be the Tesla Weinermobile.  Robots aren't ready. AI is not as good as anyone else.