TSLA

Expected move was 8-10%, still a long way to go down for TSLA.

Everyone buys calls and puts on TSLA. But nobody has single clue why is it tanking.

If TSLA breaks 420 could be a problem.

oh boy, TSLA 390s, here we come. Not easy being bol

TSLA better settle at $420.69

I’m gonna fuck the first tsla robot 🤖

Just saw TSLA drop to $420.69

$TSLA Treefiddy tmrw?

Is Gordon J finally gonna get his wish with $19 TSLA price target? 🤦🤣

I’d like to say reality has struck for TSLA. But that’d be foolish. Might as well full port 1 week out calls.

The classic TSLA dip post earnings, then a massive pump days/weeks following the dip after everyone forgets the actual financials

#tsla will solve world hunger by feeding you batteries LMAO 🤌

NFLX and TSLA, name a more iconic duo of dogshit wrapped in catshit companies 🤣

Clearly TSLA shareholders were expected a grok operated Optimus robot to enter the room during the shareholder call, rip out Elon’s heart, and fling it at the wall while declaring AGI had been achieved.

TSLA going to 0?

Tsla let’s have a walk down the hill

I need to see BYND level dumping from TSLA.

Why was i such a bitch and didnt buy more tsla puts

Looks like TSLA first revenue beat in 3 years was the top signal

I just got FSD v14 update on my car and let me tell you it now parks faster than a human like the forward reverse action is so fast you don't have time to process it. You gotta try it before you think about shorting TSLA

TSLA has been incerating call buyers for 4 years now

tsla alway sucks. so glad i never bought calls on it ever

🖕 Tsla and its retarded ceo

TSLA should drop hard after this. Nonsense. And Musk is way past his prime. And no credits, LOL

If Elon just shut his fucking mouth TSLA would be $1000

Lolz. Fuck TSLA.

TSLA call isn’t so well received. Falling more during than prior.

MY LOTTO TSLA PUTS? DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME

Fuck TSLA straight tanking

$tsla nose dive

Finally a TSLA dump. Which one of his twenty kids does he go home and ignore. 

TSLA LMAO

#i tried to update my TSLA but was told I’m gey LMAO 🤌

TSLA = dookie

the days of Tsla popping on earnings ended in 2021

tsla not gonna go up. total theta crush

Listening to the TSLA stammering and stuttering is like walking on burning nails

musk mentioned "AI" TSLA 470 EOW

Jesus even the TSLA investor relations guy is stammering and stuttering, must be contagious

tsla is down $ 6 thats it chill

Tsla

If my lotto TSLA puts hit, I promise I’ll buy a couple of beyond burgers to help the regards out.

TSLA flat by open ain’t it?

TSLA vs BYND vs BTC which will dump more tonight?

So I said earlier that TSLA would miss, and Elon would say, bots everywhere bro, and pump it back. Tomorrow opens green, but it's a trap. 👌🏾

All the analysts I follow have TSLA at neutral or sell, and they all agree it should trade between $250 and $341. None have a reason for why the valuation is unconnected to past, current, or projected inter-stellar financial performance for all real and/or imaginary future products.

We like TSLA at $100 - in line with a mature automotive market cap

It's sad that TSLA fanbois make it impossible to tell one way or another.

Ok buy why Everybody has robots and self driving cars. Seriously. Do people think tsla has some kind of edge or moat on robots/fsd?

TSLA miss, again. Proceeds to stay flat while BTC dumps instead. Stonks.