TSLA

If I had a dollar every time a ber complains about TSLA I would have almost as much as I've made on TSLA...

held TSLA C friday and bought GLD puts this morning

TSLA can suck my ass

Why the fuck is TSLA up

TSLA at levels not seen since early October 2025

TSLA is best indicator of this market's absurdity

TSLA calls bought Friday on fire bought GLD puts when GLC 4019.5 failed looks like continued retracement for gld after insane runup.

It has now been 6 months since my dad texted me multiple articles that TSLA would be losing 40% of their income for the tax credit and the stock would tank and it is now +55% since

$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of November. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Quebec factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in December is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

got to clear and hold 456.50 TSLA for continue upside. still bullish over 450

TSLA wiling.

318 P/E for TSLA? How does a stock with that market cap remain speculative lmao. It's gotta be a back room circle jerk with black rock, ARKK, etc. right?

TSLA and NVDA green dildo holy shit

Sold tsla shares and calls for profits last Thursday …….yeaaah

Go fuk yourself TSLA

TSLA has entered X-games mode

TSLA 456.50 big level hold up to 474 will see could be battle all day

Elon threatens to leave TSLA, TSLA moons.

TSLA shook the paper hands on Friday to refuel I bought and held calls. LFG boys!

Lmao TSLA unreal

Tsla doing 500 just because of the vibes

TSLA key 456.50 level if hold up to 474 but 456.50 must hold. Staying bullish if over 450

Now TSLA wants to pump to the moon after robbing me blind on Friday with an endless dump

Tsla?

TSLA LFG!!!

TSLA doing TSLA things. Love to see it

Where's the idiot that shorted TSLA for $50k

TSLA hold 456.50 - 449.9 zone if break and hold over 456.50 next 474

tsla is still a POC company though

Quantum is EXACTLY like TSLA and PLTR...dont fight the imagination of regards.

TSLA bears are dumber for realizing the stock has never traded on fundamentals and buying puts suddenly doesn't make the markets care.

TSLA break and hold 456.50 next is 474

i was the only one bol left on TSLA during April dump. Everyone hated everyone. But today is completely different. Market is like this. Unforgiving, ruthless fucking arena

Nice TSLA break. Need two 15min candles close above 452 and I’m all in.

TSLA bears may just be the stupidest of the lot. You’re not just betting against the maker of the best selling EV in the most competitive EV market in the world, you’re betting against Elon.

Too much short tsla posts over the weekend. SMH

TSLA pumping FML

TSLA has added $75b to it's market cap today just because. Might as well go for +10% why not

whenever a TSLA short makes the front page, the consensus among the comments is overwhelmingly against the play. But if you want to believe otherwise and concoct some fantasy, have at it

$TSLA 🤣

TSLA wtf

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Just a reminder this sub said to short TSLA and now it’s ATH. I have no positions just funny how wrong this sub can be

Been checking out some of the new RWA index products lately Centralized Exchange like Bitget just rolled one out that lets you trade tokenized versions of stocks like TSLA, NVDA, and AAPL directly with USDT. It’s basically stock exposure on a crypto futures setup. Anyone here’s tried similar RWA-based trading yet?

In order for me to keep shit posting in the daily thread you must approve my 1 trillion dollar pay package. Otherwise I just don't see the point of creating an army of shit posts here. Tsla to 4.20

well tsla is still giving you chance to exit , dont be fool this thing is going down

is tsla just gonna pump all day like the day after its shit esarnings

TSLA going fully vertical. Their vehicles don't even have carplay lol

Short TSLA in two weeks, it’s gonna chop

My TSLA short position is cooked lmao