TSLA

I'm copying the guy that just bought $12M of tsla calls. Already up 10% in ten minutes

cant wait to see Cathy report purchase of TSLA shares at 446

Michael Burry’s butt: 😳🍑 TSLA Shrek dick: 😈 🍆💥

Tsla stock mooning on their robots is poetic since they haven’t sold one

Can I get some of that (what do TSLA bulls smoke?) ketamine?

TSLA dump incoming!

who tf told me to buy Tsla puts. where is that guy"

lol how’s TSLA up

TSLa bulls conveniently forget about Waymo, other car manufacturers, other robot manufacturers and long time chip manufacturers? when setting price target not to mention the recalls and oh so nice cybertruck that can’t even do truck things/ gets stuck if there’s an inch of snow.

I am long MSFT, short TSLA... what a setup lately

I guess TSLA is just a forever Ponzi scheme now. They can’t ever re rate it or re price it for what it’s really worth because it’ll disrupt the over lords SPY price… so I guess it just goes on forever. Total meme.

What do u know, my TSLA long is ripping too.

The whole market is a roller coaster, but TSLA is still climbing!? Someone tell me something I don't know

Do you guys think my tsla 3/26 360p is forever cooked lol

There’s just no way TSLA q4 earnings do well

AIpocalypse has begun TSLA still propped up by Saudis

Missed my opportunity to jump out of TSLA at 145 😤

I thought Black Friday was over. If you aint loading up TSLA puts right now, you gotta be smoking moon rock

Making my monthly wage in GOOG monthly calls: pod racing Losing my monthly wage in TSLA monthly puts: believe it or not, also pod racing

Tsla what a bargain

Tesla has almost nothing to do with TSLA.

Tsla doesn’t even have robotics😂

TSLA is ripping on rumors of a robotics push by the 🥭 administration. Old news I know. But if you're wondering why your puts got scorched that's probably it.

Fucking tsla shouting for FSD Frenzying for Robotaxi Now squirting over Robots Just nonsense

Just Fuck you TSLA

TSLA: Sales drop across Europe. TSLA: Up $15

MSFT fake news. That means PUMP TSLA, of course

TSLA🥹

Always feels dirty making money on TSLA calls, but money is money...

You’d think I learnt my lesson about shorting TSLA lol

hi. i sold my tsla 445c yesterday. i wanna die. bye

Funds piling in to TSLA because they know "gov robotics investment" means welfare queen Elon is back in good graces with 🥭

Tsla, the og meme, up 3% If it aint dumping, there’s nothing to worry about

TSLA Bagholder milking pump

Are you new to TSLA?

FUCK YOU TSLA YOU SCAM

TSLA ffs

Why is TSLA pumping tho

Can anyone explain why my TSLA puts are so down in the water?

Tesla is on pace to have its first down year in China ever. That is significant because China accounted for almost 40% of Tesla’s total car sales in 2024. For those wondering why tsla is pumping

Why is TSLA up $12

2039, there are no jobs. You are allocated $25k in the 24h markets when you reach adulthood. My ex-boss is still losing money shorting TSLA.

TSLA 's movement reminds me of the first time it reached $1K/share, pre-split. Elon's Trillion Dollar pay package is the dosage adjustment needed for the next $1k.

Tsla carrying the market GG

TSLA green, did Elon’s latest HOOD deposit clear?

Tsla and meta carrying the market

Yeah don't short TSLA... oops

Tsla the new nvda

TSLA TO 500 eow