TSLA

The sad reality is someone out there, maybe one of us regards, will time TSLA puts to the exact date of the crash and will be set for generations to come. But not me, I'm not touching TSLA with a 10' pole

I always appreciate market-maker of Tesla, it never disappoints: Sold TSLA at 441 (cost 430.8, 432) and THANKS! 😂😂

I need TSLA to break $450 this week to have a really good time

Tsla sale over

I thought i was uber fucked on my TSLA put but i am just a lil fucked

TSLA up even with shitty earnings 🤡

okay, overnight percentage changes from Friday: TSLA: up 1.22% POET: up 0.61% BYND: down 4%

$ASST picked up some serious steam Friday. Not a YOLO bid but worth a play. I’m holding some TSLA calls for Friday exp so I’m hoping they print well. $CRSR has been picking up steam lately and a bargain at current price IMO. I’ll probably get more leaps of CRSR.

I wish I had gotten into stocks sooner. If I had invested the earnings from working at grocery stores and doing food deliveries into TSLA instead of having it sit in my safe for 10 years, I would have been a millionaire by now. My life would have been way better and I wouldn't have to worry about the things I do today. I for some reason had the idea that stocks was just gambling away your money.

TSLA 470 eow😇

Gyus TSLA 10/31 Call breakeven 444$ How cooked am I?

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Late_Company6926 made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 439.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

TSLA 470 with china news

tsla gonna dump next week?

Every time I hold TSLA puts over the weekend my balls grow just a little bit bigger. But my brain shrinks 🤯

I've been painting my cabinets all day and so I've likely huffed a ton of paint and I suddenly feel like TSLA could go to 500 for some reason...

Can't wait for people to finally get fed up with this shit and do a general strike. Next morning, SPY +.8%, TSLA +2%.

TSLA 450 next week?

BREAKING: TSLA Model Y was Europe’s bestselling car in September, returning to the No. 1 slot for the first time in nine months

TSLA MSFT UNH PYPL MU NFLX META Seeing if i broke the board sorry

Weekend dow is even dumber than TSLA price action

Any news on TSLA

#Ban Bet Lost /u/sraeboog made a bet that TSLA would go to 380.0 within **2 days** when it was 423.67 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 21 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

No way the whole market up and my TSLA stock red lol. I swear it was red cause I was holding it.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/GarageBand-Hedgefund made a bet that TSLA would go to 380.0 within **2 days** when it was 422.26 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/thingmaker123 made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 day** when it was 446.205 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 41 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Threw away 5k today on INTC TSLA AMD and SPY 0dte OTM puts hoping for some volatility and instead the MMs decided to pin SPY to 678 for hours

$TSLA will be the short of a lifetime one day but good fucking luck timing it

#Ban Bet Lost /u/eliteagentin020 made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **2 days** when it was 425.963 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

That's selling off, we're gone with TSLA. All in ASST apparently

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mikekio made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 week** when it was 439.109 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

TSLA 500 next week easy

I sold my NBIS calls at open and used profits to average down on TSLA and BYND calls. Classic winning strategy: Sell winners early and average down on losers 🤡

So everyone made money today right? All the fan favorite stocks mooned PS get fuked Tsla and BYND bulls tho

TSLA and BYND fucked me up real good today

* $META P/E = 26.76 * $TSLA P/E = 290 So TSLA has 11x already priced in 😂😂😂

TSLA 0dte on friday is crack

TSLA is down today cause institutions sold over 80mill+ in calls but if Elon bought shares yesterday we gonna be past the opening price today on Monday. Institutions prob found out that Elon was buying shares yesterday and are selling calls on purpose

TSLA going to end green 😂

TSLA literally went down in a straight line today, down 4%. WHY????

TSLA needs a gas engine today....

Ma, get the broom! Some TSLA got in the port and it's doing the thing again! Ma!

What is going on with 0dte TSLA puts? The 435 puts are not moving much even though price dropped from $447.50-433.50?

The tsla short is in. 11/14 $400.

tried to play TSLA 0dte calls. was good in the morning but ... didn't end well

At least my tsla puts printed

New Reality Show Pitch: Keeping up with the Regards. Just this week alone the BYND boys get evicted from their apartments after talking about their the new lambo they were going to buy, TSLA heart break, SPY guys stare at a never ending flat line, everyone passes out hold their breath waiting for 🥭 to come to the podium.

!banbet tsla 400 1w

TSLA about to rip

I knew I should have just stayed with my TSLA puts all day. Its making a Bart Simpson head pattern just like INTC.