TSLA

Let me introduce you to TSLA

Why yes, I did buy TSLA puts at open. You can tell by the giant fucking spike as soon as it filled.

we ever get any TSLA bear loss porn? I know there was at least one that had big money on like 390p expiring late October from a month or so back.

#TSLA went up and UNH went down that’s how you know this shit is rigged 😡🤬🤬

TSLA new 52 week high incoming

TSLA TO 500!!!

What’s the best option call I can purchase with $9k? TSLA or SPY or NVDA?

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

Just like TSLA?

TSLA is going to be my Joker origin story

TSLA pumping today?

TSLA already up 1% fuck me

Stay rockhard for me TSLA baby ☺️ the puts I sold to gay bears don’t expire till the 31

Listen up peeps- TSLA 480 is imminent. Now make it rain!

Even Cathie Wood thinks AI is a bubble. The same bitch that has a TSLA price target of $2600. Ruh roh

The sob stories from retirement systems heavily invested in shit scams like TSLA losing their asses when it fails will be hilarious. Old people homeless will be most enjoyable. "But, but, muh retirement system!!" Ahahaha.

I don't understand why TSLA is so goddamn high but it is ridiculous expensive and risky to short it. Leaving it alone (mostly) is the best decision I've made in my investment career

Musks $1 quadtrillion package gets denied and TSLA drops 87% in one day after he leave the company

So now that TSLA has broken 450...

TSLA is making robots to help with that 

I used to work in TSLA and I got insider info for you, the coffee sucked

bear market starts when tsla hits $770

You Robinhood regards with your 1 share of TSLA better not screw things up with Elon’s pay package. I need my calls to print

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Ok_Cry7572 made a bet that TSLA would go to 464.61376 within **4 days** when it was 446.744 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 12 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/bikkhu42 made a bet that TSLA would go to 480.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 452.908 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/psubedi** bet **TSLA** goes from **452.55** to **420.0** before **01-Nov-2025 06:18 PM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 6 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

!banbet TSLA $420 5d

Shorting TSLA is the greatest investment you can ever make

sorry this makes no sense. i'm not even a tsla fan. I'm saying that if there is to be a lehman brothers type of fail, tsla is propped up by the least amount of other companies in the sp500, whereas any of the open ai hot air mess is mush more likely to take the market with it.

Wish I were as smart and original as people who just buy TSLA every day.

TSLA had a great day today. I am a a regarded bull now I’ll just keep buying the top

Bought SPY and TSLA puts near the money a month out. Probably gonna get fucking wiped but if I do it's basically curtains for my funsies account so maybe that's a good thing

TSLA 500, nvda 200

stupid tsla fade. 460 so close

TSLA?

Earnings are not surprising to the upside like last quarter. TSLA NFLX all did bad, mag 5 this week will disappoint! 

al always QQQ closed real strong despite so many stocks fading, like tsla and rddt

lol what a crappy rddt, tsla, and avgo close

!banbet TSLA 350 2wk

TSLA gap down to 440 waiting

look at tsla trying to peg 450 again and failing lol

Redditor: [That’s it I’m shorting TSLA with 150% of my money](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ofbhjs/thats_it_im_shorting_tsla_with_150_of_my_money/) TSLA: immediately rips 6% ^ This is what you get for taking financial advice from r/politics

I don't see any TSLA news but someone has something we don't know for this 2% sell off from +5%

Why did TSLA just tank

Sold my TSLA puts at 455 like an idiot

TSLA xdd

TSLA doing his stuff

Where was that idiot talking shit to me about TSLA puts at 460?

TSLA puts ab to print

$TSLA beats on revenue due to everyone rushing for tax credits. The market: 🥱-1% Elon talks about how opposable thumbs are the greatest evolutionary event in recorded history (and Optimus will have them): The market: 🤑+5%