TSLA

Jesus fucking christ. "[Tesla (TSLA)’s Earnings Call Was “Brilliant,” Says Jim Cramer](https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/tesla-tslas-earnings-call-was-brilliant-says-jim-cramer-1635078/)" Content, paraphrased: "He talked about articulating hands, and NVidia. Brilliant!" Fuck all this fucking shit, I can't wait until it all burns down.

I would be so bricked if TSLA closes red

Why is tsla up off nvda announcing every car will be a robotaxi? Lol

tsla just got hit by hurricane melissa

tsla is immune to bears

my port is doing so far so good. long NVDA, MSFT, AMZN, TSLA, IBIT 😂😂😂😂😂

every +1% TSLA goes, I lose 1 paycheck

Bro if TSLA at $465 NVDA should be at like $400 😂

Lol TSLA memeing hard this week.

OMG, now dumbass TSLA will drag down my calls...

I wonder if I lost more money than the reporters who promised me TSLA would plummet with carbon credit gone

I’m in GLD, TSLA, BYND, NOK calls Good mix of autism and pure retardation

Tsla is insane

who needs food when you have TSLA STOCK

what is TSLA doing up at 466? this is naughty

tsla if you dont get down from up there im calling the cops

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and TSLA, I would shoot TSLA twice.

TSLA 500 wen

Where’s the dude that Yolo’d Puts into TSLA based on vibes? I know he’s having a bad day.

Why is TSLA pumping daily? Lmao

TSLA is one of us, regarded

Sold out TSLA at 466 (cost 465.5, 466), goodbye.

LMFAO TSLA

Am I reading this right? The P/E ratio for INTC is 2.84k??? Even TSLA, whom everyone claims is the most overvalued is at 302.3.

is there even a bs reason for TSLA to be up or is it just ??? profit

tsla wtf is your problem

Alternate theory: Musk is orchestrating a TSLA stock pump so if the Nov 5 shareholder vote for his $1 trillion salary fails, he can leave the company claiming that the stock is at an all time high and everyone else made Tesla fail

wtf $meta has crazier swings than $tsla

Massive beat? Open the trapdoor. Massive miss, but TSLA? TO THE MOON

Currently shorting TSLA with 88.5% of my portfolio.

All the gambling money is going into BYND what will happen to tsla

AMD tsla and palantir yes but market as a whole is okay, earnings are solid

STC 5x tsla 10/31 450c today… 3x14.5 and 2x19.4; 5x5.23 -> 3x14.5 + 2x19.4; 26.15 -> 82.3; 215% profit 🥳

$MSFT announces big deal with OPENAI : Up 2.6% $TSLA nothing happening, up casually 2.6%

Took some Tylenol and I feel like buying tsla puts. Dangerous

How can I buy calls on TSLA P/E hitting 1k before EOY?

TSLA is up while UNH beat and went down wtf 🤬

Fuck you TSLA

Took on some TSLA puts here, looks like easy play as it struggles to get above 465

Wanna get some TSLA puts… know imma get fucked though

I will never not short TSLA

TSLA is up up and away

Alright I'm doing it, I. Buying TSLA puts 😬

I feel like Elon is straight up orchestrating manipulation of TSLA in the lead up to the Nov 5 shareholder vote. Easiest way to explain the price action on this garbage

Shoulda listened to my buddy. He turned 20k into 175k this year. Told me to go all in on AMD and Tsla 2 months ago. Didn’t listen. I’m down 60k this year

TSLA TO 500!!!!

I guess TSLA just doesn't go down anymore

TSLA 468 EOD

TSLA and PLTR would be up even if they report bankruptcy

TSLA 400 puts a few months out looking really tasty between 460 and ATH