TSLA

Your typical retard spastic bull is a distinguished gentleman of taste and culture compared to the fucking swine TSLA bulls.

The amount of financial crime that goes into keeping TSLA afloat has to be astounding

All that pain was for TSLA and NFLX? We are so fucked

Tsla just won’t ever go down despite any reason or broader market movements 

The worst part about today is TSLA pumping. Like being slapped across the face by a regard.

sector rotation into TSLA.

I guess the 40b just went straight to tsla

TSLA is fucking immune, glad I sold my 0dte puts on it for 8x

Tsla makes zero sense. Worst sales in 4 years, nasdaq down 2%, tsla rallies

Tsla safe haven off car sales near 4 year lows lol

Tsla being up 1.5% when Nasdaq 100 is down over 1.5% is insane

Kind reminder that TSLA is a $1.5 TRILLION DOLLAR STOCK

Let's play a game called "which regard am I"? Here is your clue: Sold some xxxx (nvda orcl or tsla) at (insert about 1/4% off the best possible price of the day) at (insert a fake cost basis).

Tsla higher today then when Elon was in office everyone still hates him nothing changed other then the huge sale decline

Tsla chart looks like it’s tested that top 100 times before

TSLA 500c christmas calls?

How tf is TSLA green are they selling weed now?

TSLA has no right being green today.

Market rotating into drug stocks: Weed + TSLA

How is tsla still computer?

Market remains fake as long as TSLA is green

I just don’t get TSLA

I bought TSLA calls because it was the most regarded trade I could think of. I'm up 15%.

META forward PE 22 NVDA forward PE 23.5 ORCL forward PE 24.5 UBER forward PE 25 MSFT forward PE 25.5 AVGO forward PE 26.5 GOOGL forward PE 27.5 AMZN forward PE 29 NFLX forward PE 29.5 AAPL forward PE 30.5 AMD forward PE 33 TSLA forward PE 209

Lots of stuff look like shit ^(except fucking TSLA)

Its really a nightmare to trade puts on TSLA. Maybe the most overvalued stock of all time but that Fucker knows when people start buying puts. Whole point of that stock is to destroy option buyers.

Guarantee Musk and his billionaire buddies sit in a room and smoke weed and trade tsla back and forth to keep the bid going up.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 02-Jan-2026 02:34 PM -05

How is actually tsla performing the best out of the mag7? Fundamentals isn't everything but seriously, wtf, this detachment from it is extreme

I dont really see the point in having any faith in this market when TSLA is sitting on $450+

PLTR, KTOS, CVNA, TSLA are right where they should be but AVGO is obviously overvalued.

Tsla +3%

TSLA from 441 to 463, back all the way to 441, bounce all the way to 450. What a ride 🚗

You know what not to buy? Shit that is blood green right now like trash ass TSLA, overpriced NFLX, and WEED stocks like these Republicans will ever actually do anything pro-marijuana.

If we have to sacrifice just one thing to make it go back up, I say we sacrifice bitcoin and tsla and pltr.

STOP BUYING TSLA PUTs OF IT WILL NEVER DIE

Cmon man don’t dump a stock like NVDA at a 25x forward PE. dump TSLA at a 250x forward PE

TSLA put on the spiked condom and fucked a lot of people without lube today

Let one of my 445p for 12/12 TSLA puts run for 8x. Easy money

I can’t believe I actually full ported TSLA and SPY calls. What’s wrong with me

Sold my TSLA puts at $445 for 5x profit in 2 hours. I'm done for the week now. TSLA probably drops more, but I ain't staring at a screen all day worrying about it.

TSLA ride down was automatic and self driven. As close as Elon will ever come to self driving

How is TSLA up right now

TSLA is ultimate meme stock. Any other company would have to file for bankruptcy

you know its a bad day when even TSLA is red

yet somehow TSLA is up. FK it. I'm joining the cult.

You guys never learn. Risky stocks come with risk, that’s why you don’t full port your GOOGs, your METAs, and such. When you pick safe havens like CVNA and TSLA, you can sleep easy.

TSLA gonna drop like rock here

TSLA calls for decimated lmfao

If only GOOGL had a quarter of the retard strength TSLA has.