TSLA

TSLA can suck my average sized cock

How is TSLA holding its valuation at 390 PE while everything else crashed in the mag 7 and is at 20-30 PE??? LOL

TSLA wtf, I sold my calls at huge loss like an hour and 10 mins ago

tsla fckn retarded stock

die already tsla just accept it and go down

I will never understand why retards here STILL think its a good idea to short TSLA. It takes a single tweet to send the stock into orbit, and you think you're smart enough to short the most irrational stock on the NYSE? Fuckin figure it out.

I don't think I've ever wanted to see a company die more than TSLA, which is saying a lot considering the number of companies that deserve to die.

Nuke QQQ & TSLA so I can get out of these puts and full port XLE 🙏

This has to be a joke right? Why would you buy a robot from TSLA when others have much better ones?

Need TSLA $400 EOD

I use TSLA to see if SPY has bottomed out lol

!banbet TSLA 400 12d

dump TSLA pump APP 🙏👀

TSLA 435 eod

TSLA went up 2% because of a jobs report. Wtf that has got to be a fetish trade for rich fucks. No fundamentals can explain the meme.

I’m rooting for that guy who bought $600k worth of TSLA puts. I still think he’s regarded but fuck TSLA, that’s why.

Tsla peeps being exit liquidity is fucking awesome 

Why is TSLA going off a cliff?

TSLA puts guy is cooked. The $415 Feb 13 puts that were worth 10 a piece on Monday are worth a buck now

Where is TSLA puts guy

Enough of this shit volatility. Will reallocate to some safe assets: GLD, TSLA

Imagine buying tsla stock right now, you must hate money 

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued right now. All in to buy

Oh what would I give to be regarded enough to buy tsla calls

god i love tsla

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 382.65984 before 12-Feb-2026 09:47 AM -05

I got tsla pootz. somehow tsla is only up .63% while Qs up 1%. is this a good sign 🤔

Don't touch that shit, shorting their stocks would make as much sense as shorting TSLA but they're retard nationalists with diamond hands

Meanwhile TSLA at a 400 PE continues to be a safe haven

Have you guys heard of this company, TSLA? Sure they will have negative EPS in 2026 and are technically in distressed territory, but they are going to build slave robots and put data centers in space that somehow won't be affected by radiation exposure. Its a great buy at $425 per share.

I want to short TSLA so bad

TSLA is a well that valuation guys fall into and drown. It's been that way for many years. It's a hype/cult stock that only occasionally corrects.

!banbet TSLA 350 3w

So do we have any new sources or reports for TSLA Optimus progress?

I can't wait to wake up to find the market absolutely blood red with every stock down double digits, yet somehow TSLA is up 5%.

The market has a limit to how many frauds it can sustain at once. Right now I believe it is BTC, TSLA, and CVNA. Don't know if it can pump the OpenAI bags as well.

TSLA puts guy making a comeback tomorrow

was inspired by that big bet yesterday and STO tsla 3/20 call spreads but already terrified tbh, there’s no way the first one is free with tsla shorting

Why the fuck is TSLA up then! 😡

no matter how much dd you do youll realise tsla is the play

NVDIA AMD BA TSLA RKLB etc

20. I’m not really a good representation of what the average 20 year old is like tbh, but I know that almost every one of my friends sports bets. It’s a growing trend. Whether or not ppl want to do it under one roof is difficult to say, but from my perspective, I like having markets such as “will TSLA beat eps” with the odds before making a trade. Great capture of sentiment, and to be able to have that all in the same app is pretty impressive

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!banbet TSLA 395 21h

TSLA just keeps getting more bad news (R2 release and more VP's leaving the company) and the stock goes up more LOL

Some quick math tells me the $Tsla 600k short guy is indeed down 70%

As a TSLA put holder, I endorse this message.

we have members of congress saying trump is 100% implicated in the unredacted files. we already know musk is implicated. (why is TSLA not collapsing?) if the system is going to collapse soon, i feel like the market is under-reacting.

I think it's funny TSLA got a bump for Elmo chasing away more people that actually knew what they were doing

Surely tomorrow is the day the market begins its violent repricing of TSLA and PLTR to reasonable levels, right guys?