TSLA

#TSLA is the only thing keeping SPY from collapsing right now LMAO🤌

The lower the market goes the higher TSLA goes

Is today the worstest day ever? Signs point to yes - theta gang and disgusting tsla bulls won.

I see the federal transportation budget has been entirely diverted into buying tsla calls. Tres cool.

TSLA staying this green on an otherwise shit day is making the contents of my stomach boil

More than half those 500c for TSLA calls were already sold off….

The market died and of course TSLA is green on news of declining sales. Again.

Down hundreds on TSLA puts, if you're gonna fk me, drill it in once and get it over with.

The good news is, I’m full port short.  The bad news is, I’m full port short TSLA 💀 

Tsla buyers really just believe any valuation Melon gives himself

I don't hate bol or ber, but I will always hate TSLA

#BRO WHAT IS TSLA DOING HELLO? 👺

MSTR to zero! Someone tell me TSLA is so high?

Who's shorting TSLA?

Who are these people that keep emptying their monthly income into TSLA?

TSLA and NVDA are going to create some generational bagholders when they *really* dump.

I bought NVDA at $208 and sold at $179. And I AVGO bought $405 and sold it at $345. I am waiting for NVDA to buy again at $220. By the way, just now I bought TSLA.

TSLA and PLTR are the luckiest grift meme stocks ever so far.

Ain’t no fucking way this market is pricing more growth into TSLA and pltr over the fucking mags, this is actually so ridiculous

Feels like just last month I was shorting TSLA to 220.. how the fuck is it back to almost $500? lol

TSLA puts 🥲

I knew I should've hedged the market with TSLA calls

WAIT I JUST REALIZED. TSLA Bagholders are not almost bag holders WOW

Sold half my TSLA, hope to buy back in lower

Is it illegal to jump in front of a robotaxi while holding TSLA puts?

Tsla you can drop anytime now

tsla 550 wen

GOOGL launches Waymo in a new city. Stock price: meh. TSLA *confirms Robotaxi testing*. Stock price: +4%

Clown ass market, AVGO with an actual business gets murdered while TSLA pumps to infinity and beyond

No stock angers me more than TSLA

You should always buy TSLS calls dated a few weeks out, at least a small amount, any time TSLA is pumping on this fraud idiocy lying bullshit. Eventually it will hit. I mean, the stock may only go down to 390 then bounce again on more fraud bullshit, but it will pop just like it always does when people temporarily come to their senses.

You think you are being responsible by NOT buying TSLA and buying shit that has great financials and growth, then you look at your port and start punching fucking air.

“The AI bubble is popping, it’s over bulls!” *Glances at TSLA* Yeah ok

Sorry everyone, we’re rotating into good companies only. TSLA and PLTR are the only companies that are undervalued. The market obviously shows us this.

Ugh, missed my TSLA put order by fucking 2 cents! 😡

Time for TSLA puts.

Who’s going to tell TSLA stock it’s a crypto vault

TSLA cars and robots are the car and robot equivelant to NFTs lmao. non-fungible token for bagholders lmao.

I feel like demolishing TSLA specifically today. fuck TSLA.

Very creative, beautiful accounting done at TSLA HQ. Makes Madoff look in tears, proud for his practices have survived.

Guys tsla closes last week at 450. Today goes to 480 for no reason. We all know by Friday it will be $420

Tsla puts exp Friday are free money . Thank you goons 

/schizo THE LORD SHALL SMITE EVERY TSLA HOLDER WITH BAG HOLDING AFFLICTION /un-schizo algo saw pe ratio is too high and are going to drill now.

TSLA just always goes up. Unbelievable

Tsla > Meta

TSLA is fake, and therefore, gay

I'm still convinced TSLA is driven by some kind of demonic magic. Like, Satan himself made a deal to float the price of Elon knocks up enough valley bunnies in his name or something.

!banbet TSLA 440 4D

NVDA and META being up over 1% shows you how broken this game is.. not even looking at TSLA..

TSLA 470P at 7.95