TSLA

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 16-Dec-2025 03:26 PM -05

Fomo will push TSLA to $900 next week

Everything is cooked. Long macd cross on spy. Nvda to 70. Gme to 420. Tsla 1000

Idk if ur just looking at raw p/c ratio but i think dollar values matter and based on my tracker, NVDA has a way more bullish p/c long term, but tsla is bullish this week, however the tracker doesn't tell me whats been closed already. I can also guarantee NVDA has been heavily bullish for the last week, hence why I dca'd, but i cannot give exact values as it doesn't save history. NVDA: LONG: $600m c - $150m p (0.8) SHORT (1 month): $296m c - $93m p (0.76) TSLA: LONG: $14b c - $4b p (0.78) (insanity) SHORT: $275m c - $76m p (0.79) Regardless both are retardedly bullish so I just don't see any real downside long term.

Can TSLA stop being such a tease and get to $900 already

Word maybe just some retards yoloing, only bringing it up because i got an alert abt the put buys, which only happens for large short dated trades. I try not to touch tsla ever cause i dont get the company so i dont watch the option flow

Actually I just remembered a ton of tsla puts being bought for friday - they got flagged due to how shortdated and large $$$. I think that could be their piggy to roast for spx 🤷

TSLA could sell 3 cars, pass the GDP of the entire planet and still keep pumping and some of you would still buy puts

As retarded as this stock is...it held 470....,I hate TSLA more then anyone else but this is going to 500 and people arent gonna like it Edit, if you are trying to short this stock. I would wait til it retest 463 before going balls deep. Otherwise this is gonna run

TSLA gets major market down grade. MUSK to announce Santa Sleighs with FSD, no deer needed by 2030. Stock pops 15%.

We’re fucked TSLA is now down $3 AH

TSLA isn't drilling

I'm either down 50% or up 100% tomorrow, solely depends on if TSLA tanks like I think it will

Look at me I'm a market maker "AAAAAAH I'M AFRAID OF DEBT! I'M GONNA SELL THE MOST PROFITABLE COMPANIES ON EARTH AND ROTATE INTO TSLA!!! AAAAAAH"

What was the reason for TSLA pump today? I have been scalping TSLQ throughout the day, but now I want to open a bigger short position.

ALGOs and funds are your kryptonite because you likely trade in the short term. They're your white whale.  Your scapegoat.  Fundamentals win 99.8% of the time.  There's always some bullshit (TSLA, PLTR, ENRON). And stop with the condescending smile faces and LOLs. Makes you look like a child. 

TSLA 500c 12/26 or am I regard?

-200% in TSLA, 20% ETFs, 280% in cash. Thankfully I'm below $25k now and because of PDT, I cannot do any more mistakes.

Ford just admitted it can't do what TSLA already did.

Tsla going to worth more then meta by by year end

I sold off my TSLA shares today at 481.02. Made about 225%. Feels good to be out.

Sorry kids daddy bet the house against TSLA because he thought he was smarter than Elon Musk

PLTR, GOOG, MSFT, TSLA economy.

Tsla going to be worth more then meta🤡

TSLA is the easiest short to find. Totally needs to dump 20%. Which is exactly why we all need to buy $500 calls & go to bed.

Imagine what SPY would have been if it wasn't for TSLA being up on vaportaxis

TSLA new ATH

Lmao it’s a joke, you literally can’t buy TSLA options AH

In a correction TSLA is first thing to go down. This is just normal fluctuation unless it’s ai then you are cooked ig?

I was up $4.5k on Friday. Over traded going for the gold. Gave it back. I was up $2.7k today. Over traded going for the gold. Gave it back. Now -1.8k instead of +7k. I need to learn to take a win & sit on my hands. Hopefully I can asap. Need a win just to change my thought process. Thinking all in on TSLA 500 calls for maybe Jan 2.? Maybe even shorter dated. I want to short it terribly, that’s why I’m thinking calls.

Only this guy could lose a bullish TSLA bet.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 525.0 within **1 day** when it was 457.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 174 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

MM bots trying to sell you on TSLA puts to offset the huge number of calls they have been selling.

I am short QQQ but have officially given up shorting TSLA for now.  There will one day be profit to be made on the way down but for now I refuse to give away money to retards 

TSLA is such a scam lmfao

TSLA infinite money glitch. Should just buy calls

ALL IN TSLA?

TSLA shorts are looking at me seductively

Saw some dude who was short QQQ and long TSLA. Sounds dumb as hell, except for the fact that it is probably making that dude money and way better than any of my plays. Goes to show that it doesn't matter if you're stupid as fuck, if you are right, you make money.

Great day. Sold SPY calls from Friday at open and bought puts. Sold first set of puts at he drop. Then rebought longer SPY puts and got TSLA puts eod 🐻🇺🇸🐻

TSLA puts today were the obvious choice

What a great Monday up +$47k thanks TSLA !!

PLTR 200c Jan TSLA 520c Feb CIFR 20c Feb IREN 40c Feb

Just a reminder: someone paid 5M in premiums for 12/19 TSLA 500Cs.

TSLA you RAT

after so much shit talk, TSLA is the only one holding the market today

Puts on tsla

Ok, now time to buy TSLA puts. Waited till EOD 🐻🇺🇸🐻

TSLA is proof we live in an oligarchy