TSLA

I asked Grok how to trade stocks and it said not need to just buy TSLA and you will make money everyday. 🤔

That’s no shit, seems like no matter which direction I chose to play TSLA, that piece of shit 9/10 times will go the opposite direction on me. I’ve given up trying it trade it at all.

lost so many times on tsla puts

Crashing TSLA to zero for the bulshit c-c-c-c-c-combo!

This is the make-or-break moment for TSLA. We’re trapped between $420 & $470 — whichever breaks next decides everything. Above $475 → breakout to $530–$550 likely Below $415 → drop to $350 likely

Calls on TSLA

Just ordered my TSLA flying car and matching life-companion robot. Used my stimulus check for the down payment. Sure hope delivery happens really soon.

I don't own any TSLA stock because I still can't get over how Elon Musk lied about being good at Diablo. You have billions of dollars. Who gives a shit if you are good at a videogame?

TSLA PUTHOLDERS! NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO SELL! I JUST HEARD A BUNCH OF ENGINEERS CRITICAL TO THE CYBERTRUCK DEPARTMENT'S OPERATIONS QUIT WITH 0 DAYS NOTICE! GTFO BEFORE TOMORROWS 6% PUMP ON THIS INSANELY BULLISH NEWS!!!!

No, short PLTR too. Probably not TSLA.

You're gonna short NVDA and completely ignore TSLA and PLTR?

Oh so thats the joke about TSLA and sex robots...I get it now

I still hold TSLA📈📈

I’m loving your character arc over the years. From TSLA meat rider to full blown 5G conspiracy theorist. For the sake of the people around you - get some help.

is $TSLA a sex robot stock? calls on $TSLA

Tomorrow’s predickions: NVDA 🟢 UNH 🟢 NOKIA 🟢 TSLA 🟢 OKLO 🟢 SOFI 🔴 PLTR 🟢 SPY🟢

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!banbet TSLA 462 11d

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If this was TSLA reporting instead of OKLO, it would’ve been up 12% 🤭

TSLA 440

lol tsla and nvda

When is the TSLA cult going to flip to RIVN? I see huge upside for Rivian and AI day is coming up soon. Any thoughts on whether or not RIVN can outperform Tesla over the next few years?

Spy on a run without NVDA, TSLA and META

I knew SPY was going to go green. So what do I do. If SPY recovers and go green, then TSLA should go like +2% at least So obviously, go all in on TSLA calls Several hours later - SPY goes green, I fucking knew it. TSLA down -2% Well, I was kinda right. Fuck

TSLA so weak

Bought more TSLA at 433.5; target 500 EOY.

Did Rivian beat tsla to full self driving??

Squirrel falls in pool, I scoop it out and warm it up with a hair dryer.  It dies anyway. Grok said it was my fault because I warmed it too rapidly  Calls on tsla. 

TSLA could still pump higher

Choose 1 Option 1:  you step in dog shit everyday for the rest of your life Option 2:  your port can only contain OPEN, MSTR, and TSLA

No stock split, TSLA going back to 390

XPEV is going to be massive as we move into the next bubble: robotics. We had hype in EV, then Crypto, then AI. Well, next is going to be robotics and XPEV is way undervalued for their potential if we value TSLA this high.

If rivn can do half as good as tsla. I might just be able to buy one

worth buying TSLA put cuz if carol joyce oates doesnt chill out elmo gonna kill himself

TSLA refuses to die

TSLA? Their shit is broooooken and retarded

Google search engine cannot write an email, assemble a business plan, put together a comprehensive demand package, articulate best arguments against xyz legal cases, diagnose psychological issues based on behavior, understand how to, I don’t know, DRIVE A FUCKING CAR (TSLA calls all day btw).. Use your head man. AI is everything. Trust the people much smarter and more plugged in than you or I.

AMZN, GOOGLE , TSLA actually have real functioning AI for robotics and self driving not just language model bullshit like Altman

so just to be clear, the value proposition behind the $1T pay package is that the politically disgraced ketamine addict will be focusing his full attention on TSLA?

time to short TSLA

They been doing this. That's when TSLA is promised to equalize the p/e r because of Optimus boners.

TSLA charging up the kamehameha. Stand back hoes.

TSLA board would legit rather give elon 1 Trillion than see what happens to the stock without him(it would go to $20)

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TSLA shareholders gotta be retarded 

Why is TSLA still have a spot in “Mag7” over AVGO?

What’s a better stock to hold? BYND, OPEN, MSTR, or TSLA?

I thought we were kicking TSLA out but now meta isnt cool

If nvda has another green day it will be the strongest reversal in its entire history. From touching 178 friday to 200 AH on monday - if it closes above 204 tomorrow then it might go straight up perma bull TSLA style until 600+