TSLA

When unemployment reaches 8% think of all those people that are going to take robo-taxis to job interviews TSLA calls at open

Lol, TSLA

I would sell any chance you can get for profit…if 471 holds… say goodbye. (And I hate TSLA just as much as everyone)

more TSLA puts?

For ONCE, TSLA puts won’t fuck me today. Now how do I make up the rest of the $100k ?

TSLA calls at open. Taxis and robots are recession proof.

TSLA PER Just ridiculous

Whole tape feels like holding your breath, TSLA doing its daily emotional damage n everyone’s staring at polymarket odds like it’s a crystal ball because price action sure isn’t saying much

TSLA 500c 1st week 0f 26

#Ban Bet Lost /u/GigisKopis made a bet that TSLA would go to 366.816 within **1 month** when it was 458.52 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Redrammer** bet **TSLA** goes from **473.46** to **482.69** before **17-Dec-2025 07:52 AM EST** Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA $482.69 1D

SURELY TSLA PUTS PRINT TODAY RIGHT??

How can the bubble pop if we’re still pumping TSLA and pltr Those are my bubble pop indicators

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Senior_Professional4** bet **TSLA** goes from **472.86** to **500.0** before **23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet tsla 500 1w

you know Bers r fuk when TSLA is red pre market market not feeling completely regarded for 1day challenge

Elon doesn't need to hit his insane numbers for his $1T payout package. TSLA cuck simps will make sure he gets that payout regardless of whatever he will not deliver on

Fine. I’ll buy call on TSLA to stop it in its track, like I did with META. I am inevitable.

It’ll pump today but you’ll still be bleeding by eow. Friday should be very interesting.. On the other hand, pump tsla as high as u can cuz i got calls thanks

So far: MSFT is down 13% from ATH META 19% Nvidia 12,5% Amazon 19% AAPL 4% Google 4% AVGO 21% ORA 40% PLNTR 13% Netflix 30% NBIS 42% ASML 4% TSLA is X with ATH.

Every day we stray further from God. Yesterday we were praying for TSLA to carry to market, now we pray that Europoors save it. We need to stop worshiping the false Gods! Blasphemy!!!

Die TSLA die

Can TSLA just get to $900 already!!!

New generation of TSLA baggies, how ya doin?

Well they lie all the time. And people want to be lied to. Just look at TSLA

I might buy some TSLA calls later and take one for the team

Anything but tsla

Hard to say. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. I bet TACO will give Elon alot of government contracts to TSLA and SpacX in the coming months 👍

Whoever shorts TSLA at the right time... man, you’re gonna be rich rich 🤑

Friday max pain for TSLA is way down in the high 300s.  Maybe some of this insane pump is gamma squeeze?

My 8k in tsla puts are smiling

I stopped buying puts because even though I don’t like TSLA, I do like money

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

Shit i shouldve bought more tsla puts FUCK

December 31 prediction: NVDA $80, PLTR $10, TSLA $150, MU $0, NBIS & IREN bankruptcy

TSLA stock is a money laundering operation.  Like mattress stores.

You fuckers totally missed the TSLA rally with you're goofy hate shit

!banbet TSLA 460 1d

Avg WSB bull: Lol the dollar sucks all in stonks! SPY ATHS! Also WSB bull to cashier: do you accept TSLA weeklies?

Lots of meat on the bone left on TSLA puts still

Where all the gay tsla bols now? So easy to buy the 465p today for penny’s 

TSLA shit on itself after hours

At least TSLA will be under $200 by morning, that makes me happy

TSLA

Cathie Wood buy/sells today: Bought: $BMNR — 550,404 shares $COIN — 64,946 shares $CRWW — 136,670 shares $CRCL — 143,579 shares $XYZ — 92,845 shares Sold: $TSLA — 124,867 shares $SOFI — 42,465 shares $SHOP — 27,571 shares FUCKING CRCL AND CRWV LMAO

So TSLA calls?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 19-Dec-2025 12:19 PM -05

So was that the blow-off top for TSLA yet?  Probably not 😞