TSLA

TSLA puts holders in shambles

#TSLA HOOD & 🌽 ARE CARRYING THE BOATS.

TSLA trying to break out of $480 again, it could be over for ber if it succeeds

# ALL EYES ON TESLA, BEST PERFORMING STOCK OF THE LAST MONTH # EVERYONE TOLD YOU TSLA 480 CALLS WERE GOING +100% FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY

TSLA holding the market again. Is this your God!?!?

$TSLA bulls might be the single dumbest positive-return investors on the planet.

# TSLA STORE OF VALUE FLIGHT TO SAFETY # TSLA $520 WHILE SPY HITS $650

Come on tsla, ath today.

In a few weeks I will be making a post for the regards buying TSLA here at $476 to show themselves

TSLA and CVNA safe harbor stocks still lol

# TSLA ACCUMULATION COMPLETE # $480 WITHIN 10 MINUTES

Is tsla fucked

Generational TSLA top

# IF YOU GOT EVAPORATED ON SPY AND QQQ CALLS MAKE IT ALL BACK WITH TSLA CALLS NOW

TSLA was down nearly 50% earlier this year. Bers have been absolutely vaporized since then

Short TSLA at $480 sell in the next 1hr repeat

# TSLA $500 TRAIN LEAVING THE STATION

Might close all US positions until reality bites tsla

TSLA just refuses to stay red holy fucking christ, it's disgusting

cant believe "when in doubt, buy TSLA calls" still works after all those months

Oracle will be based on TSLA logic in 2026. Losing money at a generational rate? Stock goes up.

# HERE WE GO # ROUND 2 OF TSLA 480 CALLS +100%

Imagine losing all your money risky volatile ETFs like SPY and QQQ calls instead of sleeping safe and sound with low risk conservative TSLA calls

New article out today that says TSLA may post a loss in Q4, which would put it's PE at around 800. Therefore TSLA is green in a very red market.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM -05

TSLA dumping!??? Thought that was impossible

Just DIE TSLA!!! Die

TSLA bers calling FSD immature. Cmon guys this tech was present in 2016. Those crashes that you hear about ? Fake news.

# MASSIVE BULL FLAG ON TSLA # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE THE BREAKOUT

The no driver on TSLA taxi is huge news, how are you supposed to jack it with a guy sitting up front

Its on tsla.

The more Tsla robotaxi crashes the higher the stock goes, elementary dear Watson 🧐

TSLA powered by ber tears (puts)

TSLA Santa rally, soon Robotaxi will bring the gifts, The Waymo Slayer

Sell limit TSLA 488.8, (cost 476.8) waiting to be filled. 😆

TSLA ath imminent. Maybe in the next hour

someone was jerking off to TSLA puts. story old as time.... the only time they worked is when melon tried to bully mango

I was kidding about tsla ATH high today, but maybe its happening.

I despise TSLA so much

TSLA 🚗 🚀

I had a limit buy for tsla puts that almost got filled. Drunk me tried to donate money to someone

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 488.80223 before 23-Dec-2025 05:33 PM -05

Tsla is just insane

Who has TSLA calls?!

Up 60% on my TSLA calls and I fucking hate this stock

tsla is a beast, god damn

MY TSLA $480c are in the money lmfao

Wow TSLA.

TSLA 500 EOW

Tsla traded 20million shares in half an hour