TSLA

I wish upon a star that I never traded TSLA stock in my whole entire life

# TSLA ripping while everything else gets rekt is just peak retardation

What the hell is the bull case for TSLA Mass psychosis?

No joke went to see how much TSLA is up and Ofcourse this is the article I see right below it on hood Tesla’s 29 Austin Robotaxis have crashed 8 times since June, as data suggests they perform much worse than human drivers

I can't wait for someone to actually investigate TSLA someday and find an *astounding* amount of financial crime

Tsla is exactly what is wrong with this market

TSLA is the one stock you do not short. I don’t care if it’s valued more than the entire solar system, you don’t buy puts on that shit.

TSLA bers lmfao

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tsla just refuses to go red huh... Once this bubble pops, it has to be studied...

#WE ARE HIGHLY REGARDED FOR BUYING TSLA PUTS

Fuck tsla

I'd rather bers win over tsla bols TBH

Tsla is worth 1.5T This is actually disgusting

DAMN i should prolly buy tsla shares

TSLA ultimate meme stock keeps rising on speculation and delivering nothing

Market down? TSLA up 1% Market up? TSLA up 4%

Congratulations to TSLA stocks bought exactly one year ago: they are now at breakeven!

$TSLA up on news their cars crash 10x as often as human drivers? Interesting.

I just want tsla to be red . Like every day

All the deep value like PLTR, CVNA, TSLA green

When they are done trimming GOOG & AAPL. TSLA & NVDA have been keeping it balanced, that’s why you haven’t seen MAG 7 drop, this isn’t really a red day.

When are they gonna funnel the money back out of tsla and back into spy?

TSLA 500, SPY 670 EOW .. I didn’t write the rules

maRKEtS cAn STAy IRRAtiOnal L0nGer mfs but no calls on TSLA in the 6 years you've been whinging about rigged markets? All foresight, no foreskin-in-the-game, smh.

My portfolio has been flat for the past 3 months, but TSLA is green while everything else burns 🥴

Seen it once seen it a thousand times Massive end of day rally on SPY and QQQ with TSLA leading the way to 485 +2% day after a +4% day Almost too easy at this point

#It's 2050. About 70% of SPY is TSLA. LMAO🤌

Classic TSLA fraud green on a red day

Hey- if you're holding tsla because you genuinely think it's s good bet (and not for the variance), I legitimately hope you get financially nuked. 

Imagine SPY is down 0.7% and everything is red, but you bought puts on TSLA, which is green. Now imagine that. You did this two days in a row.

Tsla puts

# CUT YOUR MASSIVE SPY AND QQQ LOSSES AND MAKE IT ALL BACK IN TSLA $500 CALLS BY END OF DAY # GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE +2% LAST 30 MINUTE CLOSES

#Ban Bet Lost /u/OG_WSB made a bet that TSLA would go to 427.82205 within **1 week** when it was 450.339 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 11 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA to 250 should be heartwarming

I still don’t believe TSLA

TSLA can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent :(

i would rather miss out on TSLA gains than to lose money on this overvalued turd i can not believe anyone is buying options with premiums that high leveraged shares are the only way to go which is why TSLL is always on after hours charts for high volume

TSLA up SPY down just like everyone predicted

When will TSLA come back to 250 it's home

All along, TSLA was misunderstood. It is a risk hedge, not a risk asset.

Healthcare down and TSLA up, very clear sign of incoming big bear market right? Lmao

Imagine when SPY goes green. TSLA $500 coming

Glad I sold those tsla puts an hour ago.

How regarded is it to buy some TSLA puts right now, this shit keeps going up everyday man

TSLA continuing to go up despite bad news every week is sure evidence that this market is fake and rigged..

When TSLA was at $440 calls were a bad idea. Some knuckle head out there made a fortune on an objectively bad investment. Meme trading at its finest lol

!banbet TSLA -4% 8d

!banbet TSLA 400 7d

Have I ever made money on tsla puts? No.