TSLA

TSLA might be the play today, looking bullish this morning

NVDA from 2021-2026 is the TSLA from 2017-2021. Who will be the NVDA from 2026-2031 ?

The portfolio managers always held MSTR and TSLA together. They loved these big personalities in charge

Not picking up tsla 420c when it dropped below 400 might have been the dumbest mistake ive made in a while. Should have known meme stonks gonna meme.

I want TSLA sub 390 tomorrow

Ever get a little tinfoily wondering why basically the WEF wants to pour as many resources as possible into replacing as many humans as possible? Probably why TSLA still has a big valuation, Elon promised to scale AI powered robots that can get the blue collars too lol.

If tsla doesnt go up atleast 2% i am completely fucked and cant pay bills

Long on PYPL and TSLA

WMT gonna push TSLA out v soon

So what you’re saying is: >!TSLA Calls!<

rally was led by amd and tsla today, two of the most fundamentally strong companies in the market.

I'd be more bullish if green markets didn't also lift TSLA.

So why is tsla pumping??

Y is TSLA flying rn

I should not have switched from SPY and TsLA calls to MU. Bitch getting bent straight over

TSLA $400 floor is just insane lmao, buy calls everytime it hits it

I miss volatility, may just play 0dtes on tsla instead of spy

Tsla had a demo for sexbots with bussy

Why is TSLA pumping harder than MSFT? the fuck is this market

Regards buying TSLA at $405 but won’t buy MSFT at $400

TSLA is green again, what sorcery is this

The TSLA pump 🤡🤡🤡

come on TSLA!

tsla turn to die now

If TSLA is fake then how come my losses are real 🤔

You need to give TSLA credit where it’s due. Everybody hates the stock but this shit is solid as hell during difficult times.

I love TSLA and its resistance Aint nothing can keep it down All in calls, duh

tsla still a fake company btw

TSLA is a joke

Why TSLA green dildo

Has Tsla started making sex bots yet?

Wish all companies would copy AMD brilliant business model... For instance, TSLA gives me a warrant to buy 1000 shares at 1 cent if I buy an Optimus

Calls on TSLA for AI sex bots that walk ur dog too

TSLA will be intimately tied to NVDA earnings

Don’t worry. We’ll soon all have our own personal Optimus robots to take care of that. Invest in TSLA to help speed it along.

TSLA calls will print

Guys, TSLA has to crumble at some point, no? Once a big player leaves and bad news breaks out, everyone will rush to the door??? It has to happen and hit <$200 in the next 12 months? How can it not??? Are we missing the chance of a lifetime here by not buying puts?

TSLA goes up.

I just need TSLA -10%

Tsla 400.20

Why is TSLA even higher than MSFT

They are fighting the holy war. Always excused Mstr and tsla bears are built different

What about TSLA bears?

That last minute tsla push erased my whole day. Super legit. Super legal

Guys I just ran the numbers and I think TSLA might be a flaming piece of shit?

Divorced women are the TSLA of people

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congrats to MSFT for being now down 31% from ATH, ORCL -60%, AMZN, META and TSLA -20%, AMD -25% you know shit is real when even banks today got murdered today lmao, everyone scared of NVDA ER apparently

Loved that TSLA pump. Allowed me to get out of my calls