TIL

Works til it doesn’t

I always prefer hitting my max loss before exp. That way the hopium carries a couple extra days. Then i jerk off til i cry

TIL: Scott Bessent pumps cock as much as the market.

short RDDT til peepo is back

TIL there are etfs for Corn ($CORN), Soybeans ($SOYB), and Wheat ($WEAT). Wonder why people would ever invest in them.

need to panic sell my gold now cant wait til open, insane how i get fucked on every trade in any corner of the market i try

Bull market 📈 til 2100

6 minutes til greentown

doesnt start trading til 8pm est.

Just gotta fake it til the holidays guys 🫡

Gap up everyday til EOY

1 hour til bull shellacking begin

Holding RIG til 29th basically

48 hours til futes boys hang in there

TIL the only DD of all these meat holders are a shitty, anonymous twitter account. Beyond pathetic.

when we get the rate cut next week, and DXY falls further than sept 17, then it will just consolidate til the next market mover

bought 5k shares of BYND at 6.40? Fk you pay me. Loaded up on SPY puts Monday and held them til today? Fk you pay me. Stayed out of quantum because it’s been “at least ten years away” since 1978? Fk you pay me.

Just wait til that pre market pump Monday

I’m in a 2 hour til expiration spy 678 put trade rn wish me luck

It’s gonna chop this $1 range til lunch, huh?

no way this isn't dumping after lunch wait til everyone's caffeine high wears off 3% inflation is not bullish

It's only til you lost everything that you're free to do anything. Losing all hope is freedom

Trying to wait til market open to assume the trading position on the turlet. Coffee and Marlboro are saying we gotta go now.

Everything is probably gonna pump til the top of their range and then dump to hell, we’ve been here before

20 minutes or so til real futures

Need HOOD to dump to 130ish and stay there til next Friday. I keep the covered call premium and shares, the buyer gets fucked. Everyone wins

TIL about the ticker MEME. Tomorrow, YOLO

TIL shopping carts cost $200-$300 each, and stores practically give them away for free.

TIL they still do the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Thought the internet killed it, but I guess the demand to gawk at girls in lingerie with strangers is stronger than I thought

Dayum is SPY gonna just creep up til overnight?😳

There’s a rate cut around the corner, PPI coming hot, which we all know is not gonna change the feds direction u til unemployment is back under control.

I was looking at the $265 & 275, decent interest. Not sure if I will buy tomorrow or just wait til Monday.

This mf isn't going to show up til like 12:30

sry best i can do is endless offerings and dilution til $0

“Sorry about your soybeans but wait til you see this ballin’ ballroom!”

elmo is king grifter u cant short it til he dies, he'll always just announce he's selling $1B to buy $2B of shares and stock will double

The byndholders are going to wait til 10 to sell so there's plenty of exit liquidity on the next rise

Unless GLD somehow gets to 399 today im holding calls til monday

Shouldnt bynd moon to atleast like 5 if it stays >3 til friday 🤔? Bunch of puts closing then. 

You haven’t suffered til you traded on Merrill in browser

I can’t wait til BYND shit is over. I wanna talk shop again with the goons.

TIL why Santa Claus has no children

How long til Treelon speaks?

You wish. This shit will continue til they all behind Wendys

TIL my port was all meme stonks

Time to start doing some DD on all these random stocks now that I’m a long term investor. Some people (idiots) like to do DD before buying shares in meme stocks but I like to wait til after I’m down 25% because then you have sunk cost fallacy working in your favor and the company seems even better. Plus, if you do DD before buying and it turns out to just be a quick flip for tons of profits then you wasted all that time anyway

I would have never guessed that bers eat fake meat, TIL

Wait til retards find out BYND isn't a dildo company.

Probably. But ill take my 10k profits this year and say thats good enough til i make more.

On the East Coast for work, and it’s so weird waiting til 9:30am for the market to open