TIL

TIL I’m a mother

were in like the atari version of AI...so if were in a bubble, its just now starting to expand and won't pop til the wii u version of AI is here

Short RDDT til they bring back emojis

30sex til Trump and Xi kiss

1min til Trump and Xi kiss

2min til Trump and Xi kiss

3min til Trump and Xi kiss

4min til Trump and Xi kiss

5min til Trump and Xi kiss

6min til Trump and Xi kiss

30 minutes til Trump Xi meeting. Batten down the hatches boys

GOOGL at 140 was a great buy, I’ll probably hold that shit til I die

Wait til OpenAI goes public next year.....first 10 trillion IPO in history....

I could've bought a new kayak with my SPY puts today, but I'm holding them til tomorrow so I can buy a new bass boat

I entered a limit order for 288 but Robinhood says it’ll “process at 930am Thursday,” doesn’t sound like it’ll sell after hours? Or it will sell but won’t give me the money til tomorrow?

I should just eat an edible and shut my phone off til tomorrow lmfao

Not selling these VIX calls til the VIX hits at least 25-30. I have until March. Basically an eternity in the Mango kingdom

5 minutes til we find out just how “priced in” anything is

10 mins til my puts are fucked

Just 8 minutes til the lunch algos buy the dip. Me? I'm already overinvested so I'm going to watch the 1993 classic "Surf Ninjas" staring Rob Schneider and Leslie Nielsen.

Took profit and sitting in cash til FOMC in better judgement.

"Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth" - Warren Buffett

Thank you to the guy that told me to hold my NVDA calls til later

This neverending SPY pump is psychotic. Can't wait til Jerome pumps the brakes on this insanity

Yes at least take out your initial and keep the profits in if you want to stay vested. Nothing worse than being way up in calls and holding them til they’re worthless. Or cash them all out and roll out farther dates at a higher strike.

My NVDA calls don’t expire til Jan but my anxious ass is like should I just take profit???

I ordered a sausage & pepper roll from this pizza place that’s open til like 2 am every day. Absolutely clutch pizza place. Midnight sausage & peppers gonna be fire.

DMX starting rapping in 1985 and didn’t have his debut album til 1998

I held my spx puts til close. Partially because I’m so used to losing money.

Bear til I die

til cheesecake is a publicly traded commodity

The Fed's decision is to be data dependent, so Powell is going to do a no change in rates because there is no data til the gov opens.

Still I won’t tell y’all my next move til I sold it and it moons after I sell

My port is perfectly flat from all the hedging on this day of Shrekening. Up 1500 on the week premium farming ONLY. Capped out til Friday afternoon

If you think the stock market is corrupt, wait ‘til Truth Social launches their prediction markets. Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

Sell before we enter stagflation, and buy blue chip stocks with either decent growth or decent dividend growth, both are preferred. Gotta use your financial analysis to determine its intrinsic value, but ofc gamble in these short caps til the bull run is over 😂🔥🤝

Already up 100% on my SPY calls I bought yesterday… not selling til that goes to 1,000,000%… maybe not even then…

TIL you can nut just from listening to a CEO megapump his product. Gimme a tissue bro!

Flat til FOMC tomorrow

Don't repeat yesterday spy. That was annoying aa fuck til the last hour.

TIL that AAPL 10x’d your money over the last 10 years while MSFT 13x’d your money. It really is the boring ones huh?

Why ppl panic selling $spy hold that shit til Thursday atleast, it’s gonna pamp to $700

Paypal needs to hold this gains til open, quit bleeding!

I can’t wait til this AI bubble pops. Is the most annoying shit I’ve ever heard regurgitated and it’s been going for 5 years now. Now we got companies circle jerking into each others mouths while they set cash on fire into nvidias furnace

TIL u can just sack tap em off the bag for the out. woulda been useful in little league etc

TIL Joe Camels head is just a cock and balls

It’s crazy how well bols are feasting during this ber market Just wait til we sign off with China and the real bol run begins 

Read somewhere they’re gonna keep printing til we get AGi

just a few more days til october ends and we can coast end of year and watch theta do its thing

TIL the mods still nuke gamestore mentions but like why