TIL

3 mins til we pretend to react to what the fed retards said 3 weeks ago

Wait til you realize the market is all Ai trading. 

Wait til the market realizes AI doesn't make much money

2.5 hours til I'm ded

3.5 HRS TIL FLAT AS THE EARTH

Very reminiscent of pre April vibes. Stuck in a range til Jan. This time it will go up though. Leaps

risk on today 'til EOY

\-92% might as well hold til exp

I got high hopes. I’m sure it’ll die down eventually. I just feel bad I’m missing the day 1 hype and won’t get to play til tonight.

just sit on the cash til EOD, just sit on the cash til EOD

Yup, gonna have to wait til tomorrow

I might stay out today. Probably gonna theta all day til nvda earnings

TIL Jensen Huang and Lisa Siu are first cousins

For me :) up bigly on my calls, holding this shit til I get rekt later today.

free my man sbf til it’s backwards

Huh TIL thanks!

ofc NBIS couldnt wait til payday wtf

Hey, wondering if you can just stay flat til Santa comes?

Wow TIL, this explains so much

I was gonna wait til at least 10, this looks like itll chop hard

TIL all my favorite porn sites run on Cloudflare

Market is peak homo til Brotha jensen says its not

Some of you bols won’t survive til Christmas. Sad, but the pigs must be culled.

Maybe til morning.

Do we drill til new year’s

xmas rally postponed til jan. 1/2 a doll for everyone

TIL hotels charge a parking fee Boy you better stop

Why even bother with anything til Wednesday? You’re all a bunch of degenerates. But srsly what is the best way to play both ways without massive IV crush? Obvs not touching NVDA with your PP

Borrow against the stock to buy more stock... Works til it doesn't 🤡

TIL Cramer has a new book out and it's #1 bestseller on NYT. Who is buying these books? Can't be anyone here since most of us can't read anything other than TLDR

It's fun to remember that the market is an online multiplayer game. I buy a call for $400 that I think can't possibly go tits up, $400 is a great price for one contract a month out. Then it goes down 99% in a couple weeks and you think about selling it to some lucky bastard for a single dollar, what an amazing deal that would be. But you don't sell it, you hold it til expiration and then it's $0. Because you're a greedy dumbass down to the last cent

I made 100 bucks today. 332k more til I break even

Dump will not finish til end of the week

Market is just doing traps and then theta til NVDA earnings.

3 mins til dump

No one wants to sell or buy til NVDA earnings and job report, theta week for first half

And magically, now it will be green and bullish til close, nothing to see here!

I won’t have fun til circuit breaker… zzzzzzzz

Wait til you meet my wife 😎

Nothing matters til NVDA earnings Wednesday

TIL Tim Cook is 65 years old

Til open

Red til Fed

If this pump lasts til open in full port calls and closing them Tuesday afternoon.

I have a sick obsession with eggnog. The only thing I look forward to every year honestly. As soon as November 1st hits, I buy. I buy a half gallon every week. I would guzzle eggnog til I died if it was my last meal on earth fuck it’s so good

How do you view the expected Google price? I didn’t think it traded til 4am.

Ok we are good kinda til open

It’s puts but not til end of Nov (speaking as a true retard)

[TIL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_QK4stCJU&) this regarded trader called Nick Leeson who lost 1.5B in 1995 and brought down Barings Bank, a 233-year-old bank. He was sentenced to 6.5 year and only served 3.5 year. What a bargain BTW, here is his [25th](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/f9fodb/im_nick_leeson_today_is_my_birthday_it_is_also_25/) and [30th](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1jakfiz/im_nick_leeson_ama_30_years_ago_i_brought_down_a/) anniversary AMA. He was definitely proud of himself. LOL

She Trump on my Clinton til I Bubba