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I was tarded til I got my law degree from Costco. Now I aint tarded no more. Welcome to Costco, I love you.

TIL that Paul Walker faked his death to become JD Vance

shit soars til i buy it then it tanks. i panic sell and it soars again. yep

uh, they're not voting til next friday? [https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1988297217786921274](https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1988297217786921274)

Sold everything for a loss, this is gonna theta til close barring any market moving news

1) not over til later this week 2) holiday for big institutions 3) market digesting adp report 4) ATH this month

Banks fucking over cash account gang. Lame. Can’t swap to margin account til Thursday

Wait til you learn who owns instagram

#I have a new mortgage idea: Mortgage Til Death. You make payments until you die and bank reclaims the house once you die. LMAO🤌

nvda at open, scalp 1-2% on the morning pump then stay out til around 10am - 1030am. ez money

TIL if you have a large crypto portfolio, you may be brutally murdered and dismembered in paradice 😞

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I'm coping rn wtf my port got ass fucked by some gey bears but im holding til 681 u ghey bears ima fuck all yall up and make yall go to wendys

think were going to stay flat this week til more end of shutdown or nvda earnings

Gonna be one of those days just edges upwards from open til close up and to the right

Nothing matters til that bell

You waited til after the dump to buy puts? Thought I was bad at stonks

TIL Angus King is not a burger

TIL those emojis exist

That’s fine I got til Friday for it to print

Oh boy wait til you hear about the NVDA OpenAI MSFT circle.

Only 40 minutes til the rubber meets the road

I’ll save you idiots the hassle - they are on recess for the next 55 mins trying to get votes. Close the stream til then.

RECESS til 8pm! PEOPLE ARE DYING AND STARVING. and not flying.

Those futes don't matter til 8pm

5 mins til futes… i can’t believe im still watching the markets on a sunday

18 days til you can tell you family how much money you lost! Stay dangerous

just be turbo long as a schlong til he does martial law for the midterms then be giga short quite ez

heres the situation its turbo giga maximum bullish til jan opex buy with every dollar you've ever been in possession of, offered or loaned

yeah ill wait til the end of the day, typically the best time to enter vix anyway

Morning bol friends. Just a few moire hours u til the lines start to dance again

TIL X has rules and policies that prohibit hate speech and racism. I thought it was a free speech website where you can say anything you want.

How does one goon til open?

You gotta pay the troll til to get to this boys hole!

TIL jensen huang is married to an old white woman

My thesis, TSLA tested 465 range a few times this week and it got rejected multiple times even with this event leading up to the vote….i got til the end of month on these contracts… NVO broke through 46 support which was major and tested it before closed so it’s a toss up

official ruling wont be til january but they effectively already signaled tariffs reversal and they're still barely moving. i think low-mid consumer is just too dead for the big boys to get excited bout these stocks yet.

TIL Mark Twain wrote Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

u want the hedge to pay increasingly more as it goes into further in into the tail outcome you're hedging out. a betting market doesnt do this because the outcome is binary and returns within 0 (wrong) and 1 (right) are linear. options profit accelerates into the tail nonlinearly thanks to gamma and there being no ceiling on a call (ie VIX for bear tail). it can always be worse than you think - if it goes til jan 31, why not mar 31

I've ridden a few tickers til delist land. I'd honestly rather do that rather than have it hit my stop loss and miss it mooning lmao.

I want puts badly. All out of dry powder til next week

I love it. The truth is right in front of our eyes.  Nothing in the world would make you think this month would end flat. This week is down only 1.5%. SPY ends up today.  You matter so very little to the entire equation.  So get lucky if you can. And goon til your hearts content cause there is no other option. 

TIL HUT is a cryptard/ai scam not pizza hut

The casino should be open 24/6 with Sundays off (as the lord intended) and option expirations go til midnight

It's only a matter of time til the real bubble pops

Dems had almost 20 fucking years to hold the line, but ofc they wait til I have calls

Guess I’ll just work til I die

Hold til 2027 you’ll be rich

U til you’re 50