TIL

8 min til PL Day goes from $0 to -$10K

she capitulate on my condor til i gamma squeeze

Just keep this shit closed til Taco dies

Went to a hardstyle rave at a small joint and there were like 200 people there and half of them were furries. It's daylight savings but they didn't give a F and served booze til 4am. I'm not gonna lie this has me feeling like a gap up Monday is inevitable

TIL this sub doesn't like Lil Yachty jokes 😤

Market loves degens and deregulation. Wait til PDT rule is gone.

She act on my god til I force majeure

I just need to make it til May Why? No reason. It's an arbitrary month. Just gotta make it til then

Glad we waited til the weekend to start all this to protect the stock market. Otherwise it would have bled into Monday and we would have been red.

Here to castigate myself for papar handsing inversing CRWV; got spooked when it pumped when I should’ve held til close knowing nobody wanted to hang on til Monday. I’m not cut out for this; the proverbial fish in a table of sharks.

Wow TIL Cuba has oil

Help! Who can unfuck my asshole by the market??? I mean I was doing ok until every fucking thing dropped. The next thing I know, I was on the ground with all four and ass up. I looked back and the MM’s shiny big dildo is about to fuck me with zero lube. I couldn’t move and I couldn’t fight off the MM. MM’s got a strong hold on me and fuck the shit out of me til my ass cream leaked out. That’s what my portfolio looks like EOD.

Well SOFI probably isn't getting added to the S&P so I got 14 days til my ban hits

The dips don't stop til zero.

Don't buy calls til CNBC puts up headlines market in turmoil

Guess I’ll wait til power hour….

Oil shorts are panicking. They can't keep the position til Monday, the shortage is only getting worse.

Ever up big so you put a sell order in and the market quickly moves against it and you sit there waiting for it to come back to it but it never does and just falling farther and farther away u til you sell at a 50% loss? Ugh the trauma

Lol we all know it's just gonna theta around til 2pm-3pm right? MMs still have enough control to make sure you puts and calls end up as worthless as possible.

🥭 killed anybody he could negotiate with so there’s deal to be had over the weekend. V today just puts off the bloodbath til Monday

I think we will just be 670-688 til PDFs all go to mars

Probably same playbook as yesterday. A small bump at open and slow burn all day til 330 then small gains to get people back on the bol train 

Should I hold my 682 puts til eod

Wait til yall go to the gas station 💀 complaining about a $3 McDouble doesn’t seem so bad now

I won so much 0dte qqq calls yesterday I went stupid and bought 100 puts for today.... been not feeling well all night til now 😩 please open -2% so I can dump and buy calls 😂

Ber is fun til you unemployed 

Not til -20% is considered bear market. Other than that it’s just a correction.

9 minutes til tee time!!

“When bombs are flying time to be buying” I’m not buying til this sub is crying and HD is out of rope.

Oil going parabolic. The war isn’t ending for a few weeks at least. The damage it’s caused won’t be priced in for another week or two. Til then, bull traps and prolapsed sphincters galore.

War is rumored to last til Sept, what now ..

Cause it's still just been riding it's explosive ipo. Its gonna keep falling u til it hits $65

We're going to pump til power hour and then get rugged pull like the past 4 days

Wait til they unionize and have access to your tipping data history. They won't deliver to you!

Can't wait til we get to see how the Kospi takes the news

Not til Friday after hours

Lower highs lower lows. Trapped in these spreads til tomorrow. But its a bunch of overzealous bulls in here that you can't get any moderate or bearish advice here! Let all the calls bleed

Best time is til 11 AM EST

We don't bottom til tsla hits single digit p/e

I was eyeing BRK/B and decided to wait til IV came down. FML

Talking to a Boomer yesterday, he was complaining about gas prices rising. I said, yeah, I have no idea why we attacked Iran. He replied that "they're" just raising prices to make Trump look bad. We're so fucking cooked til the boomers die off. 🦖

8 hours til open is wayyyyy too fucking long

TIL Gen Z starts at 1997 🫵😬 Yikes. Old enough to be unc, young enough to be lumped in with Gen Z

More than likely ping between 6800 and 7000 til march opex

Not til the end of the month sir

Better to hold til worthless 

They won’t give us AVGO earnings til QQQ option close at 4:15. 😤

Theta banged til last 15 mins 🫩

fuck you spy. fucked me properly. im holding these 683p til close suck my dik

buls be playing til their dick gets slapped out their hand