TIL

Now buy it up with the same quickness and I'll stop trading til Monday

I've been pegged while being jerked off. Feels fucking amazing. Don't knock it til you try it.

I guess that makes me a big danger, since I aint going back to work til monday.

The fact that is not even the first inning is concerning, not reassuring. Lots of money was poured into internet infrastructure which did end up becoming revolutionary, but caused a bubble which ended up popping, and profitable companies didn't emerge til years, sometimes 10 years, later. Repeat for the 1920s (electricity, railroads, cars). All real businesses, euphoria bubble still caused people loosing their shirt as it took a while for real valuations to catch up. Innovation can be real and you can still lose a fuck ton of money if you over invest too early at high prices

Gonna ride this 3090 til it dies

Flipped $13k to $46k with SPY puts today, bought 100 $687p, rode it down at around 1:15 PM and didn’t sell til we was at 683. My biggest W yet. Saw my doc, got my monthly script, feeling much better now. Great way to end 2025 and begin 2026. Here’s to more. Cheers, everyone, and happy new year!

Can’t wait, although I think they wait til next week. Friday pump I buy poot

😆 that’s what I said. Who are we kidding, we’ll be working til 100

Everything was sweet til Nvidia smashed it Nov 16 and Chairman Xi started sulking. Then I quickly became  full-on degenerate. Switching to automated ETF-buying next year. Fuck Santa.  ASTS my ass. See you next year suckers.

Tbh I think there’s a rally to be had. What’s the date and strike? If u got til June I wouldn’t worry about the now.

Markets gooning til green right boys?

TIL you can put a chart on Robinhood into Picture-In-Picture mode. So now you can scroll Reddit while constantly watching as your options evaporate 💀

I have FSHD mostly affects my upper body. If you saw me IRL I still walk around like normal just have weaker looking shoulders (a little sloped) but otherwise I stand straight up and walk around unassisted. Back pain is mostly what I deal with. My type progresses very slowly sometimes people don’t even know they have it til later in life.

There’s no bear market til GM gives up gain.

a gentleman doesn’t show her the P&L til the third date

i got one more day in Chicago til I leave to go home for a few weeks before flying to Cali for my new job. sad and also terrified 🫡 hoping 2026 is better than 2025 

Bulls pumped it til they ran out of cash and blow everything buying 0DTEs. Bears short and it starts as “oh it’s just profit taking lol” then we get DCBs when shorts cover and people think the market is taking off again.

It closed at sometime yesterday.  Just wawait til cough what isvtjid fucking jammimg onterface shit

Low volume til at least Friday. If you feel like you can't afford to wait, you can't afford not to

SPY flatline til Jan 5. Thank you for your attention to this matter

I’m going to believe in a Santa rally til about March

1 minute til tank time

Very windy and rainy now, hope i can sleep good til 8:29

TIL the male version of brunette is brunet. RIVN calls

lol same, now I’m bag holder til it recovers in 15 years

waiting all day for a move that doesnt happen til after hours

zero recovery on anything 1 hour til second round of dumping starts all stocks going to zero

Silver, china and tax loss harvesting. Will be red til Jan. Hold

Bought a bunch of SPX puts cuz I held some individual name calls over the weekend I can’t sell til open and I’m worried this is gunna die premarket lol

TIL people put zyn in their foreskin and its called a forezyn, wtf lol

TIL prescriptions for ADHD are only filled for 1 month. Then you have to get a new script from your doctor. https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pxzecn/anon_is_a_pharmacist/ I know there are a bunch of ADHD people here. Must me tough.

No Ber til after New Year

Never really put 2 and 2 together til now... ASTS being a competitor with SpaceX in communications sector while relying on them for launches lol. Neutron when?

Wait til you discover Australia.

14hrs til markets opening.... 

I aint buying copper til tin IPO.

7 mins til I eat Ber anoos

o god, 1:30 til futes. wat am i gunna do

Clear to me that we are going to be flat til 5pm PST and then tomorrow some stocks will be up and others may be down 

TIL Jordan Barrett married a dude in 2021

Silver just one more pump and hold til market open is all I ask

So you’re just gonna stash it til you die? A hooker on my cock is worth two krugerands in your grandmas bush

Wait til some silver mine in Peru or some shit is discovered with more gold and silver than El Dorado 

But I can’t buy Amazon calls now have to wait til Monday

1 hour til HOOD give me a gift woo

So glad that UK markets is closed so my silver stocks are frozen til Monday

Bleeding hours til 3…selling options is easy money at this point for holiday week

Today is the type of day I just pull the covers over my head and wait til it’s Saturday

I would love a February to April style drop sometime next year for cheap calls again. Perhaps February til April.

Tbh you’re not really cooked til you’re like 45. U got time to turn it around