TIL

TIL windmills lower birth rate

Want to save your calls? Short ES futes. You can guarantee it’ll green dildo til your broker stops you out, then reverse.

Need him to wait til my direct deposit hits.

just wait til the 30,40yr japan yields spike past 5%, its gameover

Wait til Americans realize that tariffs hurt...themselves. their poor selves. Lmao. You low IQ mcdonalds workers dont realize what tariffs are

TIL there's a peaky blinders coming up and it's hitting theaters before Netflix wtf

Just need NFLX to hit $80 and hold til open

Holy shit he’s gonna talk til closing bell

Insanely tempting to buy calls here, but I think I'm gonna wait til 3ish and see where we are, so then I can arrange for someone to kick me square in the balls for squandering this perfect entrypoint.

Pooped my pants twice today.. pooped right on top of the other one I'm just gonna wait til the day is done and get home and shower 

There ain't no panic til the memory and storage stocks go red

Tariffs don't hit til Feb so 700 before then

Holding IBRX til it hits $15

Scotus gonna leave us hanging til midterms

Shall i hold the puts til eod

Not even a bear. 2 more days til EU retaliation.

wait til eod

TIL: the only judge to be impeached from the SCOTUS, Samuel Chase, was nicknamed "Old Bacon Face." Talk about an elite nickname!

They’ll kick the can til June

Wait til he finds out the dollar is backed by trust in the US government.

-1%. It's fking over. 😆 Til 10AM.

One minute til fake futes 🍿

If I don’t look til Friday it’ll be like it didn’t happen. Right? Right?!

1 min til I NUT due to Silver

3 minutes til futes

20 min til I leave work and rip an absolute unit of a fart that I haven't been able to get to in the office

how long until a rebound? should I wait til tomorrow to spend some money? 👀👀👀

TIL Greenland is in the North American continent

It’s official now. Ber r fuk Til September

They’re called futures, not nows. Stop stressing, you have time til the nows start fucking you bulls.

Not til they can offload their SLV calls bought at the top after the real players take their profits and it’s back to flat by 9:30 Tuesday morning

Ere'one gangsta 'til bubba walks in in a dress and tells you to suck him off

I’m just killing time til the bears lose

TIL 🥭 can bench 500lbs

Since the market is closed til Tuesday it will probably cool down and end as a big nothingburger. We can forget ATHs for some weeks but that’s about it imo

Imagine bagholding gold. I'll hold 'til liquidation. 🫠

Huh TIL and thanks a bunch for unlocking a new lifelong fear!

Coffee date. Never a meal til you know.

Lex Luthor keeping corn cucked til he passes that bill in the Senate 

Til we are allied with China

If you think ASTS is expensive… wait til the market finds out what Starlink is worth

I can’t wait til i can show my BULL average and people say “what made you buy so much so low” and I get to say I just used the app everyday and like it and they had good financial results

I sold my calls yesterday for a nice 30% profit…would have been 75% is I held til end of today 🤷‍♀️

Made a small profit on silver today. Gonna stay away from spy til the ceo says we’re going to 700

2% up from here til Tuesday afternoon please and thank you MMs

I'm permabear til 2028 minimum

you wait til the EOY (so long as you dont wash the loss - IRS likes it dirty)

Source of funds Same w AAPL, MSFT, META, NVDA til this am

If I just wait til tuesday I might be right. Who fuckin knows.

Wait til one of those super bad days where it tanks 20% because people are fearful Russia is gonna nuke us