TEAM

Well of *course* I want to hear all about how your fantasy team is doing bro!

HOOD is going parabolic. There was one area of SOFI’s business that was shrinking, and it was basically HOOD taking their lunch. Sofi had a great earnings I think Vlad and the HOOD team absolutely SMASH earnings.

Maybe he doesn’t need to maximize anything anymore after being top of his game for decades? Maybe he is just protecting his own team and investors from the batshit crazy unpredictable market this lunatic is creating? Buffet is known for being patient and conservative, not an adrenaline junkie chasing gains just to make money. He still lives in the same house he’s been living in for almost half a century! Different breed of a man and a dying one too, sadly.

Drill team 6 ready for deploy

As a major shareholder (I have 0.5 shares in Robinhood) I will discuss this with the team

Snatched 100 shares of Twilio and Team earlier this week and not fucking regretting it!

NET, TEAM, WDC all up on earnings. Good day.

The death of TEAM has been greatly exaggerated

“Silver lining” if they can find another team to take them before eom then they get to keep their stock package. So toxic. Long time coworkers fighting each other to get back into the company

I fucking hate AMZN. Last quarter they beat earnings and drill team 6, now I finally buy puts and it’s shrek dick central

Sorry guys, pump team 2nd arrives late today.

Any company says they are spending money on AI infrastructure, stock soars to the moon. Zuck says he is spending a lot on AI. Drill team 6 engaged.

Drill Team 6 do your jobs goddamn

Someone call the damn plunge protection team. We’ve hit an artery.

Meta superintelligence team my arse

Drill team six off of furlough

Nice job team https://preview.redd.it/rcnkzom1y8yf1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45890436a98cdbcc7746aa35694627b3c1c5e614

This is premarket too. Drill team 6 hasn't even had their morning coffee yet.

Imagine a single Canadian baseball team beating 29 American teams… 

Imagine routing for a baseball team from Canada. 🤮

he tried hard as hell to pump the market. but he had no concrete details. i'm sure his team is going to tweet out bs to pump the market before open.

How long will it take Team Trump to sell futures before releasing the official news on the results of the Xi meeting? Why the fuck is the tweet taking so long? Don't they have a dedicated team to place the necessary short positions? What kind of incompetents are we dealing with here?

Multiple meetings over the past week because our sourcing team is losing their minds. Project delayed because critical parts from China aren't shipping. Had to shit out test protocols a month ahead to remotely keep timeframe. Sourcing isn't sure whether to stay with China or try and find US suppliers. Layoffs this week have been insane, and yet I'm somehow getting a raise LMAO

its alot easier when u stop thinking about it like cheering for your fav sports team and start seeing it like a range of probabilities and u buy the underpriced ones

Good talk alright everybody hands in. 1, 2, 3...Goooo team!!

META is rudderless. Zuck doesn't know what he wants or what to do, throwing billions at AI All-Star team is not going to solve one of the biggest challenges in his lifetime: Social media in the age of AI will suffer a slow (or fast) painful death. People stopped posting shit about their lives, stopped sharing pictures and videos of their vacations and dinners; it's all influencers and AI slop now. Bots talking to other bots. Advertising dollars will likely go to other mediums. It won't happen overnight, but the writing is on the wall.

Zuck and team are just idiots.  Listen to Zuck.  They seemlingly have no plan.  GOOG and MSFT are fine.  MSFT even said demand is exceeding capacity.

Way to go Meta "superintelligence" team 😡

CMG market team blowing up Sydney Sweeneys phone rn

#*"I know deals, I have the best deals, no one knows deals like I do. I sent in Deal Team Six to get a big, beautiful, bouncy deal."*

Let's not get too crazy there. The shittiest NFL team would destroy the best CFL team.

JPOW officially switched to ber team today

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ACTIVATE

PUMP TEAM 6 LETS GO

Time to buy black berry in case they team up with Nvida ?

>JPOW: AFTER A SURPRISE DISCUSSION WITH MASKED MEMBERS OF THE PRESIDENTS TEAM I WOULD LIKE TO RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENTS REGARDING THE VALUATIONS OF ASSETS AND EQUITIES. IF ANYTHING, THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNDERVALUED AND YOU SHOULD BUY THEM IMMEDIATELY 

drill team 6 ready to deploy

Summoning the plunge protection team!

Drill Team 6 has entered the chat

Spending a couple of billions on shitty team ups to get a 500 billion stock price increase Smort jenson smort

Vercel trained an AI agent on its best salesperson. Then it cut the 10-person team down to 1.

Name one other team?!

I mean it kinda cool to see a Japanese team competing. The fan base in Tokyo must be proud

The Fox pre game show is just constant jerking off to the Dodgers. Like guys, there is another team in this.

Wouldn’t it technically be different administrations. Same mango, but non consecutive terms with a whole new team 🤔

Lmfao. My play is being a fan of a football team with a winning record. 😆

Nvidia teams up with Palantir to double team AMD while Open AI cums in Nvidia again refueling the AI centipede.

Sell them so they can team up. 

NVDA will team up with every company minus the ones I own LMAO 🤌

Could be related to nvda hitting 200 hype offsets AMD hype. It's a battle of who wants what that is causing a lot of these inflated prices. I'm team AMD